Once upon a time, a sponsored scarecrow, a Cristal-drinking housebreaker, a pair of magic-wielding exes, a raging queen, and portable hole enthusiast went on a singles cruise. It only got weirder from there.
- Scarecrow: Scarecrow L4 Way of the Open Straw Monk
- Peter Pan: Half-Elf L4 Bard
- Wendy Darling: Human L4 Druid
- Goldilocks: Human L4 Eldritch Knight Fighter
- Queen of Hearts: Human L4 Path of the Berserker Barbarian
- Hatter: Halfling L4 Wizard
- Bonus: Sam revealed on Twitter that Jon Heder's character would have been the Tin Man!