Puns of Trinket's Honey Heist

Thanks to @Wien_Rose for this art piece!

There were so many puns, we were barely able to stand it. We found it rather polarizing, and more than a little grizzly. Something something honey. More of this below.

  • (0:21:55) Brian: Started out as a bottom man, now I’m a top man. Taliesin: Worked his way in the middle, mostly.  Brian: Middle man!  Taliesin: Top of his field as middle man.  Brian: Top of the middle!  Taliesin: Worked his way from the bottom.  Brian: Started from the bottom, now we’re at the middle man!  Taliesin: Top of it.
  • (0:23:39) Sam: Peddy Bear.
  • (0:26:50) Cookie: Because this f***ing guy is going to hack the system. Waffle: I can hack anything. Anything you need. I can hack doors, I can hack people, I can hack cities. Hack right through them.
  • (0:27:50) Brian: I have super high criminalisma.
  • (0:32:15) Waffle: You want me to hack the decorations?
  • (0:33:03) Waffle: I’m going to hack a couple banners down.
  • (0:34:34) Taliesin: I’m going to hack the banners.
  • (0:41:03) Brian: Sam looks like Beary Busey!
  • (0:41:37) Liam: My brother hacked the system.
  • (0:57:38) Cookie: Little guy?  Vegas: Yeah?  Cookie: Take point.  Vegas: How many?
  • (1:03:55) Liam: I give that joke five bearclaws out of five!
  • (1:04:50) Marisha: “You know what? Me and-- Oh, this here is Bonnie.” “Oh, hi. Yeah, you tell them, Cow.” “That’s Bonnie, I’m Cow.”
  • (1:05:41) Liam: Beefcake. I don’t think we’ve got a problem here.
  • (1:06:12) Sam: I step forward and crack my bear knuckles.
  • (1:07:24) Brian: Mob on that knob, Peddy!
  • (1:13:47) Brian: I know you’re not used to holding things [the size of the stick] in your hand, but you need to focus.
  • (1:14:46) Matt: Let’s see how this goes down when all said and done, we’ve enjoyed our just desserts, you might be onto something.
  • (1:17:28) Brian: Yeah, and the ones that do Crossfit. Sam: What’s Crossfit? Brian: You know, it’s when you run up and down the thing, they’re always talking about the shirts. Liam: Nah nah nah, Vegas, we do Bee-90X.
  • (1:21:26) Taliesin: Smokin’. Honey glaze.
  • (1:23:20) Taliesin: I’m going to hack the sword. Marisha: How are you going to hack that sword? Taliesin: With my claws. I’m going to hack it in half.
  • (1:48:41) Marisha: We have a winner for Brian’s wood.
  • (1:51:11) Marisha: Your pull-behind De Rolo Roller.
  • (1:57:02) Taliesin: Oh, it’s a firewall. Brian: Don’t take the hat near the fire wall!
  • (2:03:47) Marisha: ...that leads to some suites. Sam: The sweets! ...Oh, not like candy.
  • (2:10:28) Brian: It’s not delivery, it’s DiMuscle. (Digiorno's Pizza)
  • (2:11:45) Sam: Trinket, if you get in trouble and need me to swing the door and cause some pandamonium- trademark. Brian: We almost made it. Marisha: Kind of surprised it didn’t happen sooner. Brian: We almost made it. I just lost 500 dollars.
  • (2:14:35) Marisha: You get a carnal advantage. Matt: Carnal advantage? That’s a different skill.
  • (2:15:23) Taliesin: I may hack the ear. Marisha: You’re gonna hack the earring? Taliesin: I’m gonna hack the earring.
  • (2:19:02) Matt: As soon as we get the… de Rolo Roller- Several: de Rolo Roller.
  • (2:19:24) Matt: Is there any sort of a locking mechanism or some kind of barricade? Sam: A bearacade? Matt: A bearacade?
  • (2:21:38) Brian: Can I take those keys and put them in the de Rolo Roller? Several: de Rolo Roller.
  • (2:21:46) Brian: Just in case we want to go up the honeymoon suite!
  • (2:27:47) Liam: Oh no! Waffle’s gonna fight Sugarcone!
  • (2:28:36) Taliesin: I’m ready for an Eggo Waffle. I’ve upgraded. Brian: You look more Belgian to me.
  • (2:37:13) Liam: Nice work, Baby Driver. Brian: HB Driver. Taliesin: Boo-Boo Driver.
  • (2:37:03) Brian: … something faster than a de Rolo Rolo?
  • (2:37:37) Marisha: ...completely unattended due to the pandamonium.
  • (2:44:54) Liam: Criminal roll. Crim roll. Crim roll.
  • (2:45:05) Liam: Black blades? Brian: Backblaze.
  • (2:53:07) Tova: It’s called the High Bear Nation. Sam: Punny. Tova: It’s not bad, right?
  • (2:53:37) Tova: I’m gonna take it to the High Bear Nation.
  • (2:53:53) Tova: These are needy people, and the High Bear Nation takes care of all of us.
  • (2:54:02) Matt: All right, Beary Sanders, that honey is for us…
  • (2:54:12) Liam: What is this, a Ginger Hazing?
  • (2:54:44) Tova: You’ll get your own little cut, and become members of the High Bear Nation.
  • (2:55:13) Brian: Listen. From one extremely high bear to another…
  • (2:55:37) Sam: It’s always Bear-20 somewhere.
  • (3:01:53) Taliesin: I’m gonna hack at it. Matt: Don’t hack.
  • (3:03:49) Liam: Steveland Cleamer. Sam: Steveland Cleamer. Nice and clean. Brian. Not that clean. Remember that picture you drew last time?
  • (3:14:29) Marisha: … and starts throwing it into the Radio Flyer. De Rolo Roller.
  • (3:15:52) Brian: I thought I tovaed ya that we won’t stop.
  • (3:16:39) Tova: Aw, s***! It’s the Bearacuda!
  • (3:17:41) Brian: Can I start trying to make it out with the de Rolo Roller to the cart?
  • (3:19:08) Brian: Not your first time dealing with a dead stick, is it, Peddy?
  • (3:19:46) Brian: I’m gonna just keep pushing de Rolo Roller out to the thing and load the honey into the cart.
  • (3:20:40) Brian: Roll for Bear Kelly.
  • (3:21:12) Marisha: The other two Bearacudas come in, kinda squaring off.
  • (3:21:21) Liam: … and I head towards the Bearacudas.
  • (3:22:00) Taliesin: I take the fez of honey and throw it at the Bearacuda.
  • (3:23:47) Liam: Are there still Bearacuda?
  • (3:24:09) Liam: I dive at the remaining Bearacuda and plow them down into the flammable honey on the floor.
  • (3:24:37) Marisha: You knock over the last remaining Bearacuda.
  • (3:28:09) Marisha: Roll for- Brian: BPR? Marisha: Yeah, roll for BPR.
  • (3:30:32) Marisha: Trinket! I will remember this! You were a great High Bear.
  • (3:31:10) Sam: Come with me, we can turn over a new leaf. Brian: But on the other side of that leaf there isn’t going to be honey, and for us it’s about the honey.
  • (3:31:17) Liam: Show me the honey. Brian: Show me the honey, Honey.