Puns of Grog's Bunions and Flagons

Puns and innuendo. Mostly innuendo. (Fun fact: this puns list is of equal length to the Media References list.)

  • (0:11:51) Grog: I was in this tavern the other day and heard about this game. I think it’s called Bunions and Flagons, right.
  • (0:15:35) All: To Keyleth. Laura: The best of us. Liam: The Last of Us.
  • (0:21:39) Vex: Do you even know what genealogy is? Grog: Yeah, it’s like blue denim.
  • (0:27:06) Percy: Does it require batteries? Vex: What are batteries? Scanlan: Those are things that you slam into walls. Percy: Thank you! See, Scanlan knows.
  • (0:38:57) Scanlan: We tell our Bunion Master that we’re going out there to sneak around...
  • (0:41:40) Grog: They’re not points, they’re XP.  Scanlan: What does that stand for, Grog? Grog: Xylophone Players.
  • (0:46:41) Scanlan: Vex, you have that special sense. Try to sense if there are any flagons around. Vex: Yeah, I’m gonna try to sense if there’s any flagons. Big ones, with wings.
  • (0:46:53) Vex: No, it’s not a Perception Check, it’s just my- Percy: Flagon sense? Vex: It’s my flagon sense.
  • (0:47:01) Vex: Are there any flagons around? Grog: There are no f***ing flagons around.
  • (0:52:43) Scanlan: At the tip? Grog: Tip of the hallway? Sure.
  • (0:52:47) Percy: Careful of the burning sensation.
  • (0:53:05) Vax: You’re going to pull on something in here?
  • (0:54:11) Scanlan: I’m gonna walk up the shaft. Percy: I’m gonna travel down the shaft. Vex: I’m going to follow them down the shaft. Scanlan: Maybe you left, me right? Percy: Yeah, that seems fair.
  • (0:54:22) Scanlan: I’ll be to the right of the shaft. He’s pants-left. Percy: Walking in tandem.
  • (0:54:25) Vax: Slowly move up the shaft. Scanlan: Well you don’t want to go too fast on the shaft.
  • (0:54:49) Scanlan: We’re just really gonna snug the edges of the shaft. Vax: Palm the sides as you go forward. Vex: Nice and easy. Scanlan: Yeah, really slow. Vax: Let’s ease into it everybody. Ease in.
  • (0:51:10) Vax: That’s a good a**-suck right there! Scanlan: I’ll be the judge of that.
  • (0:59:17) Vax: I will start looking for traps up the shaft. Grog: Nice. Be very very careful with the shaft.
  • (1:01:15) Vax: I would like to see if there are more traps before we get to the tip.
  • (1:01:27) Vax: Dungeons and Flagons!
  • (1:09:41) Vex: Back towards the tip.
  • (1:09:45) Vax: Let’s refocus on the shaft.
  • (1:09:56) Vax: Just the tip, though, Percy. Percy: If I get too close to the tip I may experience a burning sensation from the torch.
  • (1:10:15) Grog: You do see a line, almost an inequality in the rocks, almost like if you push on it, something may happen.
  • (1:13:58) Vax: I don’t want to go. It feels safe in the shaft. Scanlan: Just plunge right in.
  • (1:16:38) Scanlan: Well, ask the Bunion Master.
  • (1:27:00) Scanlan: I’ve seen you burn grits. Percy: Grits? I let you cook, this is your mansion. And my grits are best burnt, makes them a little crispy.
  • (1:29:34) Vax: XB. What does the B stand for? Scanlan: Boints. Xylophone bears.
  • (1:29:46) Vex: I’d like to go run my hands through the fountain. Scanlan: I’d like to go to the other fountain and do the same. Just so we have symmetry. Symmetry just round the nip. Vax: Gently at first though.
  • (1:30:20) Scanlan: Do the fountains get any harder? Percy: Is it hard water or soft water, is what I think he’s asking.
  • (1:30:48) Grog: This is very soft water. It’s got like a salt treatment to it, it’s very nice. It’s got vitamins in there. Potassium, and mercury, and stuff.
  • (1:40:34) Percy: I don’t think I can go prone. Vax: Can you be pwned? Percy: There’s no pwning here.
  • (1:44:02) Vax: That’s called, what was it, matagaming. Motagaming? Scanlan: Mechagaming. Percy: Megagaming. Vax: Mechagaming. You can’t Megaman game.
  • (1:53:01) Vax: One attack? Well, that’s how Flungeons and Craggins works, so one more attack.
  • (1:54:24) Scanlan: That’s the power of glove!
  • (2:19:05) Vax: Oh, de-Roll-o. That’s what it was all along. Percy: Oh my god, I’ve never heard that before.
  • (2:30:14) Scanlan: We’re not gonna megagame. Vax: Megaman is for cowards.
  • (2:30:19) Vex: Should I come in your room and look at your hatch, or should I continue to look at my hatch?
  • (2:36:40) Vax: It’s up to you Grog, you are the Flungeons and Blagons Master.
  • (2:36:58) Percy: Are you going to cut a rug, then?
  • (2:43:44) Vax: Oh no, I wanted to pickpocket Scanlan so I could start robbing gibbons.
  • (2:53:38) Vex: What a f***ing dick! Vax: It’s right there on its head.
  • (3:10:41) Vax: XBeeeeesssss, can I have some XBs, please!
  • (3:18:02) Travis: An a**hole for an a**hole. That hits.
  • (3:47:18) Grog: It was something like Bursar, or Cathew. Scanlan: Cathew Bursar?