Puns of Episode 87: Onward to Vesrah

We at CritRoleStats do not advise using any of Sam's pickup lines on anyone, not just Critical Role Sponsors.

  • (0:02:10) Sam: Hey, Critical Role Sponsor, do you have a map? ‘Cause I’m getting lost in your eyes!
  • (0:02:15) Sam: Critical Role Sponsor, of all the beautiful curves on your body, I’m most in love with your smile.
  • (0:02:22) Sam: Critical Role Sponsor, on a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a nine and I’m the one you need.
  • (0:05:00) Matt: Super happy to be a part of that.  Laura: (who plays Supergirl) Super happy!
  • (0:06:05) Travis: Cheese is for everybody. Not just me.  Sam: Did you say Jesus is for everybody?  Travis: Cheese.  Marisha: Cheez-Its?  Liam: Cheez-Its for everybody.  Matt: Cheez-Its Christ: for everybody.  Travis: Cheese and crust!
  • (0:12:54) Matt: I’ll show you mine if you show me yours?  Taliesin: Yeah.
  • (0:25:03) Grog: You wanna reach around and see if you get a handful of wooden boob?  Vax’ildan: You want me to do a reach around, is that what you’re asking me to do?  Grog: I might not ever ask you again, but right now: yes.
  • (1:23:30) Matt: ...and [Grog and Trinket] barely force [their] way out of it before it can do any serious damage to you.  Laura: Bearly.
  • (1:39:39) Matt: This guy is winching…. [...] Travis: Wenching.
  • (2:32:05) Liam: You guys, I’m gonna make a Tor Books run, anyone need anything?
  • (2:37:35) Taryon: When my father would have a sort-of cagey individual…
  • (2:57:21) Taliesin: Obviously, [Taryon and I] did it.
  • (3:31:39) Marisha: We’re gonna bring a bottle of Kraken! [...] Taliesin: And we’re not going to finish it.