Thanks to @WendyDoodles for this art piece!
A starstruck sun elf, an angry tabaxi, the girl from The Ring, the D&D equivalent of My Chemical Romance, and some dwarves walk into a bar... hilarity ensues. Also Greep.
Damage dealt to others by the group: 126
Damage dealt to each other: 92
Time required to solve lock puzzle: 0:13:58
Kills and Casualties
Zavra the Prostitute (Old Man)
The Mutton Man (Jayne)
Innocent Male Bystander (Salamander)
Old Lady with Horsehoof face (Frankfurt)
Salamander (Gryffin, HDYWTDT)
Guard Captain (Jayne)
House Cat (set on fire)
Innocent Female Bystander (set on fire)
Group of patrons (put to sleep)
Another Innocent Male Bystander (set on fire)
Thanks to @Megzilla87 for this art piece!
Clothesline (0:33:30) Intelligence Check
Gryffin (0:42:32) Bar Fight Initiative
Clothesline (1:07:53) Strength Save
Frankfurt (1:35:41) Wisdom Save
Jayne (2:48:58) Investigation Check
Clothesline (2:52:03) Wisdom Save
Clothesline (3:44:27) Clothesline against Jayne
Clothesline (3:44:56) Clothesline against Jayne
Jayne (1:51:45) Whip against Frankfurt
Ranger (Nat1, 1:25:05) Arrow against Clothesline
Guard (Nat20, 1:27:24) Longsword Attack against Clothesline
Ranger (Nat1, 2:09:41) Crossbow against Clothesline
Salamander (Nat1, 3:26:00) Spear against Gryffin
Time "Clothesline" was said: 48
Proper noun: 33
Thanks to @vixtopher for this art piece!
Brian’s Musical Moments
(1:37:10) (Vicious Mockery) I’m so excited! And I just can’t hide it! I know, I know, I know, I’m gonna kill you!
“I’m so Excited” by The Pointer Sisters
(2:01:06) (Inspiration to Clothesline) Pour me some greep, boys, and f*** my tab, I wanna go home with this sexy cat and maybe Jayne… and definitely Kay.
“Drift Away” by Various Artists
(2:15:45) *singing* Blinded by the light! Wrapped up like a…
“Blinded by the Light” by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band
(2:42:41) Brian: Let my a** lighten the way! Sam: To your heart!
“Let My Love Open the Door” by Pete Townshend
(3:22:20) Brian and Liam: 867-5309!
“867-5309” by Tommy Tutone
(3:42:54) (Vicious Mockery) I was gone for a minute, but I’m back now. Sit the f*** back down. Seem everyday nowaday a Hollywood. [...] I’mma show all those motherf***ers how to act now.
“Everybody” by Logic NSFW
(3:43:49) (Healing Word) I love Greep. I love cat people. What the hell am I doing here?
“Creep” by Radiohead
(0:42:35) Mary: Natural 20! Thanks for not f***ing me, Gil!
Mary, Initiative Success
(1:04:30) Brian: Don’t f*** me, Gil.
Brian, Perception Check Success
(2:40:45) Brian: Don’t f*** me, Gil. [...] Thank you, Gil.
Brian, Acrobatics Check Success
(2:56:43) Brian: Gil, should I use Gil?
Brian, Constitution Success and Failure