O Captain! Who's Captain? our half-cocked trip has begun,
The ship was gained by jack, with it from the Zolezzo we run,
The port is far, the crew is par, with tortle navigating,
With hearty food from firbolg meal, the half-orc takes the bearings;
But O part! part! part!
O the sadness from fate unkind,
Where back in town the Ruby lost,
With blink dog left behind.
(0:01:14) Sam: With music by Andrew Lloyd Website, and Cameron Macinpc! The spectacle features glitzy stars like Data Rivera, Computer Streisand, and young starlet, Angela Lansbury! Backblaze will get your toes tapping with songs like: “Some Enchanted Upload”, “I Could Have Backed Up All Night”, and “I’ve Grown accustomed to Her Encryption”! Plus, Blaze Minnelli and her tap-dancing hard drives! Punky Winkerbean of the New York Daily News...
(0:03:44) Matt: Davy Jones, but he’s a mind flayer.
(0:04:48) Liam: *intones Sabre Dance* (Khachaturian)
(0:04:55) Liam: Yas queen!
(0:06:22) Matt: That’s I’m sure that’s an old AOL chat room no one wants to go to.
(0:07:16) Laura: Designed by Lauryn Ipsum.
(0:07:37) Taliesin: You want to see one on the 405 one day, don’t you?
(0:08:44) Matt: … as a celebration of other real heroes in this world, some by the name of Christine.
(0:17:41) Liam: Are we just going to leave the hole in his head like Phineas Gage?
(0:20:42) Taliesin: He’ll be dead eventually. Liam: Caduceus is America tonight.
(1:00:12) Liam: Saved By the Bell-style.
(1:51:50) Matt: Augustus Gloop!
(1:54:40) Taliesin: … like Shaggy in that special episode of Scooby-Doo where he’s pretending to be a pirate.
(2:00:55) Liam: Rumors only grow. (“We Know” from Hamilton)
(2:01:56) Liam: We’re gonna walk there. We need Turtle Power. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
(2:03:13) Taliesin: *singing* How are you? I’m fine. Everybody else is too. (“Letter Song” from The Secret Garden)
(2:29:58) Matt: That’s right, not only does he come back from the dead, he also wins dice trays. Goku, won this awesome tray.
(2:30:25) Matt: Because USPS is the f***ing worst, [the map] did not arrive in time.
(2:30:58) Liam: Rose gold. Sam: Rose gold is best gold. I’m wearing an Apple watch with a rose gold band on it.
(2:35:05) Liam: That is TGIF flair, is all that is.
(2:40:11) Travis: He still hasn't found what he’s looking for. (“I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For” by U2)
(2:54:37) Liam: Look at Fjord. He is the captain now. (Captain Phillips)
(2:55:38) Liam: I bring Frumpkin out in his new speckled elf owl form, which is the smallest owl on the planet. He weighs one ounce.
(3:17:28) Laura: 2d12. Sam: Two. Dee. Twelve. Ah ha ha ha! (The Count on Sesame Street)
(3:29:50) Marisha: I’m going to use the rope that I’m holding onto to lift myself up to do a little swinging double kick action to this harpy. A little Cirque du Soleil s***.
(3:30:12) Marisha: Pop pop! (Community)
(3:34:25) Liam: (singing) Baby, you're a firework. (“Firework” by Katy Perry)
(3:39:31) Sam: We saved his life with the power of friendship.
(3:41:52) Taliesin: I now have the song “Every Little Piece” from Pete’s Dragon going through my head.
(4:10:26) Marisha: We could dress like the cast of South Pacific.
(4:10:41) Sam: Fleet Week!
(0:01:14) Sam: With music by Andrew Lloyd Website, and Cameron Macinpc! The spectacle features glitzy stars like Data Rivera, Computer Streisand, and young starlet, Angela Lansbury! Backblaze will get your toes tapping with songs like: “Some Enchanted Upload”, “I Could Have Backed Up All Night”, and “I’ve Grown accustomed to Her Encryption”! Plus, Blaze Minnelli and her tap-dancing hard drive!
(0:06:12) Liam: We’re gonna jump in the chat. Sam: We’re gonna jump in the s***? Liam: We’re gonna s**** in the chat tomorrow night during the show. Everyone: S*** chat.
(0:07:58) Laura: It’s so uni-sexy.
(0:13:49) Marisha: “Axe”-identally?
(0:50:35) Laura: Imagine if you swallow another one, then how powerful will you become? Liam: Then you’ll have two balls.
(0:51:33) Taliesin: Roll a die-aye.
(2:01:38) Matt: It’s Orly! Taliesin: Oh really?
(3:04:18) Marisha: Just the tip.