Thanks to @jununyx for this art piece!
Anyone care for a caramel toad or a Schmertie Schmott's Lots-o-Tastes Candy Pellet?
(0:00:26) Schmogwarts: Hogwarts
(0:04:01) Laura: *sings Hedwig’s Theme*
(0:04:21) Schomgsmeade: Hogsmeade
(0:04:26) Squidlach: Quidditch
(0:04:34) Nutterbeer: Butterbeer
(0:04:38) Five Brooms: Three Broomsticks Inn
(0:05:00) Defense Against the Dark Farts: Defense Against the Dark Arts
(0:05:18) Dryffingor: Gryffindor
(0:07:40) Pigeonclaw: Ravenclaw
(0:08:05) Smitherpin: Slytherin
(0:08:15) Beater: Quidditch Beater
(0:08:20) Tri-Nationals: Tri-Wizard Tournament
(0:10:21) Horfleporf: Hufflepuff
(0:11:31) Professor Furbin: Professor Lupin
(0:24:28) Travis: Do they have (click, click, click) pincers?
(0:33:19) Bumblesnore: Dumbledore
(0:41:39) Abzkadan: Azkaban
(0:57:37) She’s drawn horses with skeletal wings: thestrals
(0:59:04) McLoglilagh: McGonagall
(0:59:24) Care of Magical Screechers: Care of Magical Creatures
(0:59:35) K.J. Dowling: J.K. Rowling
(1:05:16) Blingotts: Gringotts
(1:06:50) Talking Portraits
(1:11:27) Moving Staircases
(1:12:17) Beetle: Dobby
(1:14:07) Great Hall
(1:14:10) Beetle apparates
(1:16:22) Mr. Borris: Mrs. Norris
(1:17:28) Mrs. Blinch: Mr. Filch
(1:44:30) Laura: You’ve landed on a giant board of wizard’s chess.
(2:09:14) Aragorg: Aragog
(2:09:36) Flapolisk: Basilisk
(2:18:00) Liam: Yer a wizard, Larry! (Hagrid)
(2:40:36) Sam: Man, the Sorting Mat really got it right with you. (Sorting Hat)
(2:43:12) Travis: Avada--! (Avada Kedavra)
(2:43:26) Plortby: Portkey
Breakfast Club References
Thanks to @AlexielApril for this art piece!
The tavern owner says, 'So, I don't suppose you'd be needing a butter beer?' The witch says...
...Forgot my quill.
(0:05:19) Claire Sittish
(0:09:31) John Bunder
(0:11:19) Allison hides in her scarves
(0:11:58) The intro to detention and the essay of who they think they are
(0:53:18) Laura: Don’t you- Travis: Forget about me. (“Don’t You (Forget About Me)” by Simple Minds)
(1:58:10) Liam: If Sam doesn’t put lipstick on in the Breakfast Club Fashion before this game’s over, I’ll be so disappointed.
(2:02:58) Liam: In typical Ally Sheedy fashion, I’m going to bite my fingernails…
(2:39:03) Liam: Molly Ringwald belching lightning, here we go.
(2:42:38) Travis: I have an unhappy home life. I do care about things. Brian: My parents force me to get good grades.
(2:44:12) Liam: They all have that one moment where they skid across the hall around the corner.
(2:46:24) Laura: You’re supposed to read it, Brian, jeez, watch The Breakfast Club!
(2:46:29) Brian: Dear Professor Fermon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a day in Schmogsmeade to be in detention. I mean, what we did was pretty shady, but we think you’re crazy to have us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us. In the simplest of terms, the most convenient definitions, but what we’ve discovered is that each one of us is a brain, an athlete, a honey badger, a princess, and a criminal. Also, we’re pretty tits at killing spiders. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Club of Misfits
(2:47:48) The ending freeze frame.
Other Media References
They’re taking the schmobbits to Aragorg!
(0:07:09) Brian: My name’s Brian. Laura: And I like to do drawings! (Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings)
(0:07:33) Brian: The Olsen Twins.
(0:10:25) Sam: Ermahgerd, Horfelprof. (The Ermahgerd, Gersberms meme)
(0:20:37) Sam: Laura Bailey! Liam: *harp music* (All Work No Play)
(0:45:53) Laura: Ain’t nobody got time for that!
(0:59:12) Liam: Bob Loblaw strikes again.
(1:05:39) Liam: Wait. (Comic Con Inside Joke)
(1:09:12) Brian: Did you get a small loan of a million wands when you were young?
(1:11:11) Travis: In your Tiger Beat magazines.
(1:20:21) Travis: Robin! (Batman and Robin)
(1:39:55) Laura: Ha, now I’m Smeagol.
(2:04:53) Laura: Honey badger don’t care! (The Crazy Nastya** Honey Badger) NSFW
(2:05:22) Brian: Can I move Dildo Baggins here. Laura: Well technically this is Dildo Baggins. (Bilbo Baggins)
(2:17:36) Liam: *sings guitar riff to “Bad to the Bone”*
(2:20:43) Laura: Your calculator glitches. [...] Travis: It starts playing Snake.
(2:24:51) Sam: It’s the word! (Grease) Travis: *sings* Grease is the word, is the word.
(2:25:26) Travis: Are they multiplying? *sings* (“Greased Lightnin’” from Grease)
(2:27:21) Liam: Needle to the chest like in Pulp Fiction?
(2:28:48) Brian: Occasionally I like to smoke and listen to Dr. Stephen Hawking.
(2:32:43) Sam: Greased lightning! Travis: *sings*
(2:34:14) Travis: Would you say it’s been... Thunderstruck? (ACDC)
(2:34:46) Taliesin: This is like the end of It right now.
(2:41:20) Liam: Is this Sixteen Candles?
(2:43:42) Taliesin: It becomes Ferris Bueller.
Beetle is very sorry. Thanks to @Megzilla87 for this art piece!
(0:56:52) Liam: They’re all really well hung. Swing away.
(1:13:54) Laura: Beetle needs help down below. That sounded really dirty.
(1:40:58) Brian: I’ve never plugged a hole before. Bunder: It happens to us all at some point. It was many years ago…
(1:42:05) Allison: You’re the one with the experience plugging holes.
(1:51:58) Sam: We’re playing chess and fighting spiders? This is the worst! Brian: This is D&D Beyond.
(2:02:00) Laura: I know I’ve got a whole bag, but I don’t want to pull it all out. Brian: That’s what she said.
(2:05:22) Brian: Can I move Dildo Baggins here? Laura: Well, technically this is Dildo Baggins.
(2:34:14) Travis: Would you say it’s been... Thunderstruck?