Honey Heist 3: Tova's Honeys Masterpost

Thanks to @belllymouth for this art piece!

Once upon a time, there were four little bears (and one honey badger) who went to the High Bear Nation, and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But she took them away from all that, and now they work for her. Her name is Tova.

Fudge References

Honey badger don’t give a fudge. Except when she does.

  • (0:17:30) Clair: Did you get that box of fudge I sent you a week ago?  Tova: I always appreciate your fudge.

  • (0:17:39) Clair: From McFuzz’s Famous Fudge Factory.

  • (0:17:51) Clair: We do fudge right.

  • (0:17:54) Maven: You sneak into people’s rooms and leave them fudge.  Tova: She steals things and replaces them with fudge.

  • (0:18:04) Grizz: ...fudge, too. I’ve been hanging onto this one for a few weeks.

  • (0:18:33) Tova: Replace it with fudge.

  • (0:29:12) Drew: She’s also got fudge. Clair: Fudge, shades, gun, what else could I want?

  • (0:57:06) Tova: You can buy his silence with fudge!  Clair: Oh no! Would you like some of my daddy’s fudge?

  • (0:58:02) Clair: I hold my fudge. Ah!

  • (1:07:22) Clair: I’m going to offer you my daddy’s famous fudge!  Honey Penny: Is that *the* McFuzz’s famous fudge? Drew and Clair: We fudge it up right.

  • (1:08:07) Tova: They sure do fudge it up right.

  • (1:12:09) Grizz: You’ve got a head full of fudge, young lady.

  • (1:36:03) Clair: My time at the fudge factory taught me many things.

Props

Behold, the physically manifested high-tech gear of the High Bear Nation.

Media References

  • (0:01:18) Marisha: That amazing artist is Babs Tarr!

  • (0:02:44) Marisha: It has been 3 months since you sent the Sweet Brothers on their mission to clear Fort Lox from control of the Bear Acuda and Hattori Bongo. (Hattori Hanzo, Bongo)

  • (0:03:07) Marisha: You delivered the news to Sir Paddington on the discovery of the balootonium. (Baloo)

  • (0:04:12) Paddington speaks to the Honeys through the radio (Charlie Townsend from Charlie’s Angels)

  • (0:06:17) Marisha: Go talk to Bearsley for future details on your mission. (Bosley from Charlie’s Angels)

  • (0:07:56) Marisha: Hot, sexy polar bear by the name of Drew Bearymoore (Drew Barrymore)

  • (0:12:45) Marisha: And in there you see Bearah Pawcett. (Farrah Fawcett)

  • (0:20:14) Bearsley: Hello, Honeys.  Honeys: Hi, Bearsley! (Charlie’s Angels)

  • (0:22:46) Tova: Her hair is full of secrets. (Mean Girls)

  • (0:32:08) Bearsley: This is the Ripley Model 00 Salmon.

  • (0:39:54) Marisha: Would you like the super Shriners-y one or a plain one?

  • (0:40:36) Marisha: I was going to say you look like you’re going to a Taylor Swift concert for a bachelorette party.

  • (0:40:42) Noelle: She’s a really cool mom, not a normal mom. (Mean Girls)

  • (0:42:34) Grizz: *singing* Almost heaven! West Virginia. Shenandoah River! (“Take Me Home, Country Roads” by John Denver)

  • (0:44:23) Grizz: Hold onto your butts! (Jurassic Park)

  • (0:45:54) Bearah: You get to tell me we get to have The Life Aquatic? I’m here for it.

  • (0:47:23) Maven: We’ve got our Starbucks and our yoga pants, we are ready to go.

  • (0:47:48) Grizz: *singing* Eastbound down! (Jerry Reed)

  • (0:49:22) Grizz: I also spy with my little eyes a stable.

  • (0:58:67) Marisha: ...is a woman named Miss Honey Penny.

  • (1:01:38) Marisha: He goes by the name of Crispin Glover.

  • (1:02:07) Grizz: Is it our destiny to find him? (Back to the Future)

  • (1:02:47) Grizz: It’s very Johnny Cash.

  • (1:03:12) Bearah: Is every girl in the bar crazy about the sharp-dressed man? (ZZ Top)

  • (1:10:47) Bearah: It’s just like Beardapest all over again. (The Avengers)

  • (1:17:18) Clair: Honey badger don’t give a f***! (The Crazy Nastya** Honey Badger) NSFW

  • (1:24:09) Bearah: The number you’re going to hit is 867-5309. (“Jenny” by Tommy Tutone)

  • (1:24:40) Bearah: You need to hit 777-9311. (“Grace” by Morris Day and the Time)

  • (1:38:13) Drew: Are we the baddies? (Mitchell and Webb)

  • (1:43:40) Marisha: We bears will bare all…

  • (1:58:11) Dani: Thanks, Vin Diesel.

  • (2:00:05) Drew: Are we the baddies?

  • (2:06:38) Mary: *intones Bolero*

  • (2:06:50) Maven: I run in slow-motion over to him. (Baywatch)

  • (2:07:45) Marisha: My name’s Grylls. Bear Grylls.

  • (2:10:42) Noelle: Sleep well and dream of hairy women. (The Princess Bride)

  • (2:15:14) Bearah: It’s hard out here for a bear pimp. (“It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp” by Three 6 Mafia) NSFW

  • (after going through the vault) Grizz: Let’s say hello to the man with the red bowtie. (Man with the Golden Gun)

  • (2:34:24) Marisha: *intones Battle Without Honor or Humanity*

  • (2:55:26) Grizz: Second only to duct tape. Saved Matt Damon’s life on Mars… (The Martian)

  • (3:00:40) All: Hi, Paddington.

  • (3:05:42) Marisha: KerPlunk.

  • (3:08:32) Mary: I loved all the James Bond stuff.

Puns

And of course, the main reason you’re reading this article.

  • (0:02:44) Marisha: It has been 3 months since you sent the Sweet Brothers on their mission to clear Fort Lox from control of the Bear Acuda and Hattori Bongo.

  • (0:03:00) Marisha: Now you are back at the High Bear Nation headquarters

  • (0:03:07) Marisha: ...on the discovery of the balootonium.

  • (0:05:09) Paddington: I have inserted their coordinates into your Globear Positioning Identification System.

  • (0:06:17) Marisha: Go talk to Bearsley for future details on your mission.

  • (0:07:56) Marisha: Hot, sexy polar bear by the name of Drew Bearymoore

  • (0:12:45) Marisha: And in there you see Bearah Pawcett.

  • (0:14:08) Krystina: We shall bear down on them in the best possible way.

  • (0:14:34) Marisha: And there you find Grizz Leigh Bayer.

  • (0:18:30) Clair: I’ll steal your hearts if you’re not careful.

  • (0:18:40) Drew: Tovally?

  • (0:18:56) Tova: So I think this the best team possible. Paw-ssible.

  • (0:26:07) Tova: Which one of our bears has the right to bear arms?

  • (0:30:00) Drew: I’ve got three of those!  Bearsley: Inserted inside of you, not in the bad way.  Drew: Oh, then I’ve only got one of those.

  • (0:32:08) Bearsley: This is the Ripley Model 00 Salmon.

  • (0:45:54) Bearah: You get to tell me we get to have The Life Aquatic? I’m here for it.

  • (0:46:29) Bearah: You came for me, I didn’t come for you.  Grizz: Hmm, that’s a lot of coming.

  • (0:49:23) Grizz: I also spy, with my little eye, a stable. [...] Tova: Do we know if they’re trustworthy?  Grizz: The stable? It’s very stable.

  • (0:50:41) Dani: We’re taking our penis car through the back, is that what we’re saying?

  • (0:54:23) Bearah: I’ll give you something to neigh about.

  • (1:10:47) Bearah: It’s just like Beardapest all over again.

  • (1:11:43) Bearah: Would you like to bring it down to bear paws because I’ve got fisticuffs a-plenty.

  • (1:43:40) Marisha: We bears will bare all…

  • (2:10:00) Bearah: Maven, I hope one day you’ll teach me your arts of burlesque. Bear-lesque, if you will.

  • (2:22:12) Grizz: If someone betrays me, I don’t care how hot their salmon car is, if you know what I’m saying.

  • (2:22:48) Tova: If Bearsly’s crooked, he’s about to become a lot more crooked.

  • (2:32:34) Tova: My dream has always been to meet Paddington in the flesh.  Bearah: In the fur.

  • (2:33:30) Tova: It looks like the honey pot is cracked.

  • (2:34:07) Tova: Bears before bros.

  • (2:37:00) Marisha: With a strap across it.  Grizz: A strap-on?

  • (2:52:35) Grizz: If he’s got a strap-on, it could be loaded.

  • (2:57:39) Grizz: You are number two today, my friend. You’ve acted like a steaming pile of number two.

  • (3:00:06) Marisha: --back to the headquarters of the High Bear Nation in Shadowbear-- Shadeborough. Shadeborough. It’s a real place. Too many puns. Shadowbear is their Barovian Shadeborough.

  • (3:02:52) Tova: Her eyes will never look right at you, but they’ll always look into your heart.

  • (3:04:36) Grizz: It’s becoming.  Maven: It’s bear-coming.