(To the tune of Bon Jovi’s “Runaway”)
On a ship where you hide Nein watching all the sea and skies
They're tough seafaring folks
A touch of squirrel hair in your eyes
All your life all you asked
What can I get this neat ball to do
Well, it has another world
Where you drag your new friends in to
No one saw the crate in which you ate chocolate and hid
They should have seen it in your eyes
Just how clever is the inside of your head
Oh, she's a little stowaway
Gnomish girl learned fast
How to charm in every way
Oooooooh, she's a little stowaway!
(0:02:21) Sam: You know the one of the guy who blinks and is like, “Hmm, that’s weird?”
(0:02:50) Sam: Why don’t you do an applause or a praise-y type gif?
(0:03:49) Sam: There’s gifs where there’s a man pointing up.
(0:04:08) Travis: What about dramatic prairie dog?
(0:04:40) Matt: Our returning friends from The Rook & The Raven.
(0:14:39) Marisha: Shaft. It’s made of f***ing cookies.
(0:14:39) Liam: (high pitched) Bisaft! Sam: Ah-ah! (“Flash Gordon” by Queen)
(0:18:25) Liam: Hello, I hear you’re trying to do a rogue action. (Clippy)
(0:26:38) Travis: Oh good, little Naruto run?
(0:33:07) Taliesin: That’s how you get Pinhead, man. Nope. (Hellraiser)
(0:42:17) Deborah: Twiggy’s doing spins, like whirling dervish.
(0:47:16) Sam: Happy Fun Ball? (Saturday Night Live) Thanks to starstuffandalotofcoffee for finding this!
(1:01:25) Marisha: You know that uncanny valley? It was a little unsettling.
(1:03:47) Taliesin: This is apparently a Mary Poppins musical act.
(1:15:05) Liam: Gotta forced perspective this s***. (Gandalf voice) Hello, Twiggy.
(1:25:52) Laura: This is definitely Pinhead stuff. (...) Taliesin: Come and get Pinheads. (Hellraiser)
(1:38:25) Marisha: It feels like someone was Raptured and we’re just stealing their stuff.
(1:45:31) Taliesin: (British accent) Don’t touch it, Mum, it’s evil!
(2:18:27) Matt: Don’t make this the second time I’ve taken a hand of yours. Deborah: but my new hand is so cool!
(2:33:17) Taliesin and Liam: *singing* Tiptoe through the tulips! Laura: No, that’s a creepy song; that’s from Insidious.
(2:38:55) Sam: *intones Phantom of the Opera*
(2:39:11) Travis: Caleb passes out. Liam: Nosebleed.
(2:46:50) Liam: This is some Labyrinth s***, motherf***ers!
(2:50:08) Matt: In a very The Thing kind of way where the guy’s chest opens and closes.
(2:53:25) Matt: We’re talking, full-on dark side of Beauty and the Beast right here.
(2:54:47) Matt: Like Audrey II [...] Deborah: I’ll never stop loving you! (Little Shop of Horrors)
(2:57:30) Travis: Does the cabinet have a French accent when it talks? (Beauty and the Beast)
(3:01:08) Matt: We’re talking Ghostbusters Slimer hit.
(3:04:29) Sam: Busted up a chiffarobe. (To Kill a Mockingbird) Thanks to @APMPod for finding this!
(3:12:59) Matt: In a very Sherlock Holmes moment…
(3:24:27) Fjord: I apologize… (Deadwood)
(3:45:13) Sam: We’re going to come in like the guy with the pizza. (Community)
(3:47:05) Matt: *singing* Where has Fjord the cowboy gone? (“Where Have All the Cowboys Gone” by Paula Cole)
(3:48:25) Liam: Give it to Fjord, he’ll touch anything! (Life cereal commercial)
(4:15:45) Liam: He’s going to Blues Traveler it.
(4:16:11) Matt: He Homer Simpsons into the stone wall.
(4:26:48) Matt: You’re Troy in Community walking in with the pizzas.
(4:30:51) Travis: And I’m going to reach out and touch someone.
(5:01:29) Deborah: We’re doing a show with Geek & Sundry called Relics and Rarities!
(0:55:46) Twiggy: How many tickles does it make to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles!
(1:37:30) Liam: Halas! (said like ‘Holla!’)
(2:45:45) Sam: A Ruby in the Astral Sea?
(2:51:01) Sam: Marishative.