Media References and Puns of 2-10 Waste and Webs

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Media References

  • (0:01:49) Sam dances to “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy” from The Nutcracker by Tchaikovsky
  • (0:03:09) Matt: Far Cry 5!
  • (0:04:43) Travis: I played Far Cry 4.
  • (0:08:58) Matt: Nothing like SeaOrg, please.
  • (0:26:47) Matt: Steve Martin in The Jerk.
  • (0:26:50) Taliesin: F***ing Birdman.
  • (0:34:06) Liam: Are there clowns in it? [...] Matt: You don’t see anything dangerous, Georgie! (IT)
  • (0:37:25) Fjord: You tell them The Mighty Nein. Sam: *whistles The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly theme* Laura: *finishes the song*
  • (0:39:49) Liam: Boulder from Raiders. (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
  • (0:43:07) Liam: That a Nintendo controller.
  • (0:43:10) Travis: That’s some f***ing Street Fighter combo s***.
  • (0:43:13) Taliesin: Up up down down down left right left right. Marisha: There’s got to be an A and B around here. (Konami Code)
  • (0:43:48) Liam: *makes a paper boat swim* *imitates biting* [...] Everything’s going to be fine, Jester. *imitates biting* (IT)
  • (0:48:34) Nott: You know like Pringles, where you just can’t have one? (Lay’s ads)
  • (0:56:57) Marisha: It’s like so Baldur’s Gate.
  • (0:59:48) Matt: …. before it just T-1000-shatters across the floor.
  • (1:02:51) Laura: Little walking farts. They’re like Charlies! (Laura and Travis’ dog)
  • (1:05:35) Liam: It’s not Sully.
  • (1:06:08) Travis: Ah, punch it. Marisha and Travis: Punch it real good! (“Push It” by Salt-N-Pepa)
  • (1:14:27) Travis: Ray! (Ghostbusters)
  • (1:14:43) Laura: He said “Beau knows best” last week. Travis: Eighties, ya’ll. (Bo Knows campaign)
  • (1:16:04) Liam: All three of us look at Molly like Jim from The Office, and they just go away.
  • (1:21:34) Marisha: Somewhere PETA’s twitter feed is just *makes explosion motions*.
  • (1:23:19) Caleb: Yeah, that is Schrodinger’s bodysack.
  • (1:24:05) Matt: There are many creatures in nature that use webbing in different forms. Caleb: Like Youtubers.
  • (1:45:30) Travis: I apologize. (...) Matt: I apologize. Ashley, Laura, Marisha: I apologize. Matt: We’re fans of Deadwood, if you couldn’t tell.
  • (2:08:45) Laura: *whispers* I see dead people! (The Sixth Sense)
  • (2:16:50) Liam: There you go, Freemasons, he’s actually a half-orc.
  • (2:28:00) Liam: Oh man, that’s that Fjord Edge right there.
  • (2:28:04) Laura: Fjord, flex! Let’s see what you can do!
  • (2:30:51) Liam: Yasha is a heavy metal album.
  • (2:34:01) Taliesin: It’s called Princes of the Universe.
  • (2:45:48) Travis: Far Cry 5! Sam: Far Cry 5! What about it, Travis? Ashley: CRIT Role!
  • (2:48:21) Liam: It’s a Nickelback tattoo.
  • (2:55:26) Matt: I apologize. (Deadwood)
  • (3:09:35) Marisha: I’m imaging the Play-Doh factories.
  • (3:11:13) Travis: Garmin over here.
  • (3:11:19) Marisha: We can’t ask Siri here, we don’t know.
  • (3:20:27) Taliesin: *Zelda treasure music*
  • (3:46:13) Liam: You kept your Eyes Wide Shut, is what you’re saying?
  • (3:51:59) Liam and Marisha: Bar wars, nothing but bar wars! (SNL)
  • (3:56:15) Liam: This is Fight Club.

Puns

  • (0:20:27) Jester: You have a little dirt on your face.  Caleb: S*** happens.
  • (1:22:55) Matt: You see immediately a large knot- not a Nott- a knot of webbing…
  • (1:24:05) Matt: There are many creatures in nature that use webbing in different forms. Caleb: Like Youtubers.
  • (2:28:00) Liam: Oh man, that’s that Fjord Edge right there.
  • (2:28:04) Laura: Fjord, flex! Let’s see what you can do!
  • (2:42:36) Liam: Put ‘im in a mocking bag, Molly!
  • (3:18:31) Voloshin: I will go ahead and retrieve your payment to the Mighty Seven. Fjord and Jester: Nein. Fjord: We lost two in the sewers.
  • (3:24:15) Beau: Yeah, they’re nice individually sometimes, but they’re still a part of a s****y whole. A real s***hole. Jester: A s****y hole. Travis: A s****y hole.
  • (3:32:42) Caleb: Do you want to be part of the bro moment? Or is the Beau moment?