Media References and Puns of 2-08 The Gates of Zadash

In honor of Jester's commercial-style jingle for her mother, we'd like to hear ideas for other Critical Role-related commercials and jingles. A few ideas to get you started:

  • A PSA on the importance of reading, brought to you by the Archive of the Cobalt Soul
  • Trostenwald brewery ads that are increasingly passive-aggressive about their competitors
  • Come on down to the Broad Barn in downtown Alfield!

Media References

  • (0:06:07) Marisha: It’s based off of the We’re Alive podcast.
  • (0:08:25) Liam: Dwarven Forge, Dwarven Forge.
  • (0:16:46) Marisha: It’s like Thirt13n Ghosts. (yells)
  • (0:24:15) Sam: (singing) It’s a dick in a bookNSFW
  • (0:34:08) Taliesin: Nott, why so serious?
  • (0:48:13) Liam: (singing) I have the honor to be your obedient servant, A. Baumbauch! (“Your Obedient Servant” from Hamilton)
  • (0:49:02) Sam: Oh Wah, Tah Nah, Siam!
  • (1:04:40) Matt: I feel like I was part of something crowdsourced similar to this. I feel like I may have been part of a game called Mighty No. 9.
  • (1:10:49) Travis: DOO. DOOMAS. DOOMAS. (“Du Hast” by Rammstein)
  • (1:18:19) Liam: I’m picturing a Public Access Infomercial.
  • (1:18:28) Matt: *singing* 800-588-Ruby of the Sea now! Today! (Empire Today)
  • (1:31:38) Liam: You’ve gotta Lethal Weapon that s***.
  • (1:49:03) Taliesin: Iced, iced. (“Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice)
  • (1:49:05) Travis: Marisha. Stay frosty. (various, including Aliens)
  • (1:51:08) Laura: I’m seeing you at Burning Man.
  • (1:59:51) Sam: *singing) Silver thread!  Liam: *singing* It’s murder time in the campaign. (“Silver Bells”)
  • (2:01:59) Marisha: Oh my god, we’re fighting the Ninja Turtles.
  • (2:08:54) Liam: Lollipop, lollipop, lolli lolli lollipop… (“Lollipop” by The Chordettes)
  • (2:22:54) Matt: You Gandalf-voice it for a minute.
  • (2:25:30) Taliesin: It’s 2am on a Sunday in Starbucks right now.
  • (2:28:20) Travis: We got the f***ing Wells Fargo carriage now. (...) We’re straight-up Wells Fargo. (“Wells Fargo Wagon” from The Music Man)
  • (2:45:53) Molly: East Best Western.
  • (2:46:28) Liam: I took the Clippy feat. Sam: Looks like you’re writing a letter! Liam: Looks like you can’t remember the details the DM told you. Would you like to ask him again and get an exact replication?
  • (2:48:11) Jester: Ulysses, are you going to flash us or try to sell us some watches?
  • (2:49:47) Sam: What does Stannis Baratheon say?
  • (2:53:47) Marisha: Like a People Mover? Matt: Kinda. Liam: Like a People Mover! Marisha: Like Disney! Sam: They have a monorail? Marisha and Laura: They have a monorail!
  • (2:54:37) Matt: He has this kind of Benjamin Franklin skullet going on.
  • (3:22:14) Taliesin: I’m gonna kill you.  Marisha: Seven days. (The Ring)
  • (3:23:56) Caleb: A cheat code, if you will. Travis: A Game Genie.
  • (3:24:55) Liam: Maria Poppins! (Mary Poppins)
  • (3:25:35) Marisha: Regular potion, regular potion. (“Breakin’ the Law” by Judas Priest)
  • (getting the tarts) Liam: Jester, gimme your tarts. (Napoleon Dynamite)

Puns

  • (0:48:05) Taliesin: Dear Mr. Mayo. We relish the time we've had together.
  • (0:58:20) Marisha: I want to know about these... this evening nip. Travis: There you go. Freudian slip.
  • (1:02:54) Matt: You can almost afford a suit of armor. Travis: A Fjord?
  • (1:07:02) Liam: The Leaky Tip Tavern? Matt: ...Certainly, fine.
  • (1:13:40) Matt: Have you a surname? Travis: No. Sam: Tough.
  • (1:27:18) Sam: So, I’m somewhere between six and nine.
  • (1:49:05) Matt: Everyone seems ready and iced. Aw. Travis: Marisha. Stay frosty.
  • (2:24:40) Nott: I named them. Loo, John, Crapper, and Toilet.
  • (2:40:38) Caleb: What and culture? Molly: Carts. Jester: Arts and culture. (...) Beau: Farts and vultures.
  • (2:48:22) Nott: A clockcrucen. That’s how you say it in your language, I think. Molly: A mechanical croissant. Nott: A clockenticken.
  • (3:19:50) Taliesin: Sounds like “Poor Matt’s Soul.” Marisha: Yeah, Poor Matt’s Soul.
  • (3:23:55) Marisha: A handbag of endless bottom.