Coming soon, from the producers of Survivor: Darktow, the new hit show Abyssal Demon Warrior!
(0:2:29) Liam: All I can say is thank f*** we got a two-party system!
(0:04:57) Liam: 2d4 or not 2d4, that is the question. (Hamlet, Act III, Scene i)
(0:14:52) Matt: ...through some clever Moses-like parting of the waters.
(0:37:53) Taliesin: A little more Dark Crystaly on the wrong end.
(0:40:48) Liam: We just went through Saints Row character creation.
(0:41:14) Travis and Laura: For the Light. (World of Warcraft)
(0:48:48) Liam: Just like we’re sneaking into an E3 party.
(0:52:10) Liam: The whole table just turned the horny and aroused meme.
(1:02:05) Liam: We are going to Skeletor this s***.
(1:13:30) Matt: Looks kinda like Meg Mucklebones from Legend, but like much smaller, and a dude.
(1:28:40) Liam: *In a Liam Neeson accent* Now listen to me very carefully. (Taken)
(1:39:22) Matt: ...pressed, American Ninja Warrior-style, into the rocks and just looking down.
(1:43:12) Sam: I’ll juice the rats. Travis: (Italian accent) You juice up the rats! Liam and Travis: You like ‘a the juice? Liam: That’s a fresh SNL sketch from 1980… Matt: We’ll get you more juice.
(1:44:46) Marisha: *singing* We didn’t start the fire! (by Billy Joel)
(2:22:14) Laura: Oh no! Taliesin: Oh yeah. Marisha: It’s the Kool-Aid man!
(2:23:14) Travis: *singing* Livin’ on the edge! (by Aerosmith)
(2:32:00) Travis: It’s like Disney, The Little Mermaid.
(2:40:52) Taliesin: Rat King.
(2:44:35) Sam: There’s no crying in baseball. (A League of Their Own)
(2:45:05) Matt: As you hadouken a giant glowing ball of energy.
(3:01:45) Travis: *singing* That’s f***ing teamwork! (“F*** Her Gently” by Tenacious D) NSFW
(3:10:49) Marisha: They had their own Jacob’s Ladder moment.
(3:26:56) Marisha: Macy’s Day float over here.
(0:06:48) Laura: I’ve got one more thing I want to tell you about, which is… Liam: Witches!
(0:39:08) Matt: Since Caleb’s only seen one dude’s tiefling… long may he reign indeed!
(0:39:42) Sam: Long and wide may he reign!
(1:11:09) Nott: ...his piercing eyes! Caleb: Those were his horns that were piercing.
(1:11:35) Liam: Nott-breaker Oloman. Sam: Saddle up!
(2:04:47) Matt: ...your brand new spanking dice box. Travis: You’re giving out spankings? Matt: You should be so lucky.
(2:07:12) Sam: But a goth ferret. Laura: Yeah! Matt: A Garret.
(2:32:20) Beau: (to Yasha, who is grappling the tail of the shoosuva) You chasing tail? [...] Sam: Does her tiefling dick grow back?
(3:34:15) Liam: The horny one and the little green lady… Taliesin: Beau and Nott? Sure.
(3:41:18) Sam: We’re an investigative duo. We’re known as Jango and Nash, and ...