We were reel disappointed that there weren’t moo-re cow and roper puns, but we understand that the battles were udder-ly intense and there was no time for the cast to be cilia.
…We’ll see ourselves out. (One might say we’ll vamoose! ...sorry.)
(1:24:11) Matt: It feels like the 1950s sci-fi movie with the weird carrot looking creatures that these guys are loosely based on originally. (Beluah)
(1:24:35) Liam: Say good night, Grimace. (McDonalds)
(1:26:24) Travis: We just Godfather him.
(1:34:34) Jester: *singing* 66 bottles of beer on the wall… (...) 21 bottles of beer on the wall...
(1:39:03) Liam: F***ing lembas bread. (Lord of the Rings)
(1:49:28) Matt: For you, Caduceus, it’s a tight squeeze. We’re talking Bishop in Aliens.
(2:24:58) Matt: For those of you who don’t know, there’s a Rick and Morty vs. Dungeons & Dragons comic book. They just released the fourth and final issue. It’s written by our friend of the show, Patrick Rothfuss. [...] It’s drawn by Jim Zub. It’s a great team. A number of people from the community make little cameos in it. Our friend and love of all D&D Chris Perkins is in it, Satine’s in it, apparently I’m in it! [...] Gary Gygax’s ghost says a fun phrase.
(2:34:38) Matt: ...looks like the collector lady from Labyrinth.
(2:58:42) Liam: Leeches! (Stand By Me)
(2:59:47) Chris: No! Bad, Pepé! Bad! (Pepé Le Pew)
(3:02:03) Liam: Not the bees. Not the bees. (The Wicker Man)
(3:12:04) Matt: Gallaghers Spurt across the stone floor.
(3:15:45) Matt: It’s like a pachinko machine.
(3:20:09) Travis: This is the worst American Gladiators course ever. [...] Matt: There’s Laser and Target! And you get to fight F***ed!
(3:40:57) Liam: Usain Bolt just goes…
(3:47:46) Liam: *singing* What does the cow say? (“What Does the Fox Say” by Ylvis)
(4:04:02) Travis: *singing* If I could turn back time! If I could find a way! (“If I Could Turn Back Time” by Cher)
(4:14:01) Travis: Must go faster. (Jurassic Park)
(0:54:30) Laura: They’re so cilia!
(1:00:11) Travis: What do you mean “reel?” These attacks are real!
(1:01:04) Marisha: I was hoping he’d do the reel thing, but to me because I’d love to get real.
(1:44:19) Travis: That one came into this one, though, after the big guy came through. Marisha: That’s funny. That was exactly what was about to happen [in the romance novel].
(1:50:50) Caduceus: The hammer’s very obstinate, but I would imagine that’s expected of a hammer.
(3:02:57) Marisha: Would you like to follow us to the light at the end of the tunnel?
(3:06:39) Liam: You can’t let that s*** go to waste! Reduce, reuse, recycle!
(3:12:58) Liam: That Spurt was quick, but potent.
(3:17:15) Laura: We should mark this on the map. Liam: Let’s put a pin in that. Taliesin: Should we mark this on the map with a pin?
(3:47:19) Matt: The cow’s going to move. Liam: It’s going to moo-ve?
(3:48:48) Sam: Does the cow get an attack of cow-portunity?
(3:49:48) Sam: Cow-stitution.