The Search for Grog Master Post

Thanks to @SailorHannibal for this art piece!

Admittedly, it was really fun to get to track some of our old school stats, like Scanlan’s songs and the number of times Matt said ‘proper’ (probably because he only said it twice. We love you, Matt!).

Proper

(0:27:25) Matt: Of Whitestone proper. You got a ‘proper.’

DM Facepalms

  • (0:26:35) Sam drinks from the mug

  • (3:06:16) Marisha: I’ll bring that back, I guess. (Honorable Mention)

  • (3:09:00) Vex likes the idea of a second Percy.

  • (3:09:10) We’ll see everyone next year for that next one-shot!

  • (4:35:44) Travis standing on his chair for the HDYWTDT

Scanlan’s Songs and Limericks

  • (0:23:20) (Inspiration to Pike) I have slayed Chroma Conclave, I have taught Vecna Counterspell, only to be with you, only to be with you! But we still gotta find our goliath friend! (“I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For” by U2)

  • (0:46:53) (Wish) I wish, it’s not for me, it’s for my friend! (“Prologue” from Into the Woods)

  • (2:36:33) (Healing Word) Bertrand Bell, Bertrand Bell, it’s silver fox time real soon. Bertrand Bell, Bertrand Bell, he’ll make the ladies swoon! (“Silver Bells” by Bing Crosby)

  • (3:57:11) (Inspiration to Keyleth) Kiki, do you love me? Are you fighting? Do you need your Scanlan to help you, ‘cause you’re not…(“In My Feelings” by Drake) NSFW

  • (4:28:57) (Healing Word to Bertrand) The cube never breaks but it bends and it loves being surrounded by friends. Look at all of these faces, it’s a deck full of aces, all here to see how the tale ends.

  • (4:29:24) (Inspiration to Grog) You ain’t nothing but a dumb Grog, drinking all the time. You ain’t nothing but a dumb Grog fucking all the time. Well, you ain’t got no self control, but you are the best friend of mine! (Hound Dog” by Elvis)

Keyleth’s Transformations

  • (2:33:14) Earth Elemental (Wild Shape)

  • (3:48:10) Goristro (Shapechange)

Vex’s Arrows

  • (2:25:53) Fenthras Sneak Attack (SA) against Howler

  • (2:27:41) Fenthras Sharpshooter against Howler

  • (2:44:28) Fenthras against Howler

  • (2:45:32) Fenthras Sharpshooter against Howler

  • (3:55:04) Fenthras SA against Empyrean

  • (3:55:50) Fenthras with Blazing Bowstring against Empyrean

  • (4:26:53) Fenthras Bramble Shot SA against Empyrean

  • (4:26:58) Fenthras against Empyrean

Matt’s NPC Voices

  • (0:27:07) The Sun Tree

  • (0:33:28) Highbearer Vord

  • (0:38:06) Arcanist Allura Vysoren

  • (1:08:53) Shaun Gilmore

  • (1:17:37) Trinket

  • (1:56:25) Bob the Githzerai

  • (3:28:37) Empyrean

Grog’s Rage

  • (4:32:13) Empyrean

Damage Dealt

  • Percy 286

  • Vex’ahlia 255

  • Keyleth 162

  • Bertrand 160

  • Grog 152

  • Scanlan 38

  • Lieve’tel 26

  • Pike 19

  • Giant Raven 14

Damage Taken

  • Bertrand 352

  • Scanlan 249

  • Lieve’tel 225

  • Keyleth 88

  • Percy 76

  • Pike 62

  • Vex’ahlia 53

  • Grog 38

  • Trinket 19

Kills/HDYWTDT

  • Vex’ahlia (2:27:55) Howler 3, Fenthras

  • Vex’ahlia (2:45:54) Howler, Fenthras

  • Percy (2:47:30) Howler, Dragon Slayer Longsword

  • Percy (2:49:23) Howler, Retort

  • Grog (2:35:12) Empyrean, Bloodaxe

KOs

  • (4:09:28) Lieve’tel

    • (4:23:13) Died

  • (4:23:14) Bertrand

  • (4:31:10) Bertrand

Natural 20s

  • Vex'ahlia (2:07:22) Wisdom Save

  • Scanlan (2:20:05) Wisdom Save with advantage

  • Pike (3:32:06) Stealth Check with Pass Without a Trace

  • Bertrand (3:46:11) Gambler’s Rapier against Empyrean

  • Percy (4:11:46) Bad News against Empyrean with advantage

  • Grog (4:32:48) Bloodaxe against Empyrean

  • Grog (4:34:05) Bloodaxe against Empyrean with advantage

Natural 1s

  • Pike (0:24:02) Strength

  • Vex'ahlia (1:59:46) Insight Check

  • Bertrand (2:19:43) Wisdom Save with advantage (disregarded)

  • Vex'ahlia (3:30:29) Stealth Check with Pass Without a Trace

DM Crits

  • Howler (Nat20, 2:21:42) Rending Bite against Scanlan

  • Howler (Nat1, 2:31:13) Dexterity Save

  • Piece of Wall (Nat1, 4:01:48) Strength Save

  • Empyrean (Nat1, 4:30:52) Maul against Trinket, Grog, and Bertrand

Bertrand and Lieve’tel Character Cards

Lieve’tel’s sheet can be found here, courtesy of Liam.
Don’t forget that you can find the rest of Vox Machina’s here!