Media References and Puns of 2-67 Beyond the Eyes of Angels

(To the tune of "Angel" by Sarah McLachlan)
Beyond the eyes of the angel
Evil lurks down here
From the eye-bleeding statues
And the endless whispers your hear
You fight off spiders from the wreckage
And take hearts from zombies
You're beyond the eyes of the angel
May you find Oban near here

Media References

  • (0:01:54) Sam: ...while blasting Ozzy Osbourne’s classic hit, “Crazy Train.”

  • (0:02:02) Sam: ...the entire cast of Saturday Night Live, Kate Middleton, Meghan Markle, and I was lowered into the ground while blasting Ozzy Osbourne’s classic hit, “Crazy Train.”

  • (0:03:36) Sam: ...a piece of the True Cross, my Amazing Fantasy #15 mint condition comic book,

  • (0:24:18) Marisha: I alert everybody to the Mission Impossible laser maze.

  • (0:24:23) Travis: Or Entrapment, with Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta-Jones.

  • (0:25:46) Taliesin: Fruity Pebbles.

  • (0:30:00) Travis: I cast Terminix.

  • (0:31:16) Travis: *singing* Damn, damn, damn! *singing* Ghetto grocery bag! [...] Liam: Get yourself a double cheeseburger. (“Oh My Dayum” by Schmoyoho)

  • (0:39:41) Liam: I’m doing it and doing it and doing it well. (“Doin’ It” by LL Cool J)

  • (0:42:03) Liam: Super-duper! (Young Frankenstein)

  • (0:43:35) Sam: Raid!

  • (0:47:00) Matt: We’ll say the bats. Sure. Taliesin: Let’s keep the goth happening. I’m going to name it Ozzy. Spiders vs. bats.

  • (0:48:49) Laura: Get it get it, girl! (“Get It Girl” by 2 Live Crew NSFW)

  • (0:50:45) Travis: Yeah, Telltale, baby!

  • (0:57:54) Marisha: Lightsaber spin.

  • (1:09:59) Marisha: I’m going to start trying to Mission Impossible through the spider web.

  • (1:12:16) Sam: Chernobyl-ly?

  • (1:24:16) Liam: Can I Will Graham the room? (Hannibal)

  • (1:31:44) Taliesin: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

  • (1:43:07) Sam: Is this the Goonies? Are we the Goonies? [...] Liam: Fjord, do the Truffle Shuffle.

  • (1:44:24) Sam: I had a feeling. Laura and Sam: Ooh hoo. (“I Gotta Feeling” by The Black Eyed Peas) Travis: Is that Guns N’ Roses? Marisha: That this fight’s gonna be a good fight.

  • (2:06:30) Marisha, singing: Making my way downtown! Sam: *singing more of the tune* (“A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton)

  • (2:09:09) Travis: It’s the eagles! (Lord of the Rings)

  • (2:09:14) Sam, singing: Welcome to the Hotel California!

  • (2:09:58) Liam: Welcome to the Hotel Rosohna… (Hotel California)

  • (2:10:15) Sam: Never leave your wingman. (Top Gun)

  • (2:13:20) Taliesin: Hey eagle. ‘Murica.

  • (2:13:35) Taliesin: I’m Mary Poppins, y’all. (Guardians of the Galaxy 2)

  • (2:14:07) Matt: … like the guy who picked up the graphite in Chernobyl.

  • (2:16:20) Sam: Making my way down… Ashley: Making my way downtower! (“A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton)

  • (2:20:24) Marisha, singing: Making my way downtown… Sam: *singing more of the song* Travis, singing: Now I wonder… (“A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton)

  • (2:20:51) Laura, singing: If I could fall, into the sky… Travis, singing: And I need you. Laura and Sam: *continue to sing the same song* (“A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton)

  • (2:21:18) Sam: I’m gonna make my way downtown into the next chamber. (“A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton)

  • (2:27:34) Sam, singing: Making my way… Marisha: Into the chamber… (“A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton)

  • (2:27:45) Matt: You actually hear the Night Elf sound from World of Warcraft….

  • (3:02:42) Matt: But it is a sealed door. Laura: Isildur. Liam: Get out. Matt: Destroy it! (Lord of the Rings)

  • (3:04:34) Marisha: If I had to guess, up, based on the Weeping Angel situation.

  • (3:09:58) Liam: Is the door sealed? Laura: Yes, Isildur.

  • (3:18:40) Marisha: Making my way to that one-- Travis: STOP IT. (“A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton)

  • (3:29:17) Sam: The choppa! (Predator)

  • (3:35:04) Liam: SNL built a ten-minute sketch around...

  • (3:37:14) Ashley: I wanna do the Ace Ventura

  • (3:37:23) Laura: Yeah, Indiana Jones it. Temple of Doom!

  • (3:37:55) Liam: Can’t shake him! (Star Wars)

  • (3:40:24) Laura: That’s like Arnold Schwarzenegger getting dropkicked.

  • (3:46:37) Liam: That’s a special Pokemon.

  • (3:51:41) Marisha: 20% to get a foil.  (Pokemon Cards)

  • (3:52:30) Liam: No whammies, no whammies. Laura: *makes the Press Your Luck noises*

  • (3:54:57) Marisha: Operation!

  • (3:58:09) Travis: Space Jam!

  • (4:04:32) Laura: David Bowie move? (...) Travis: Oh, from Labyrinth? Liam: It’s a crystal!

Puns

  • (0:39:21) Liam: Just the tip.

  • (0:53:47) Travis: I will-- f*** it.  Sam: You’re gonna f*** it? Matt: That’s an action, though.

  • (1:04:33) Sam: We came to crash your website!

  • (1:06:04) Liam: The Caleb Widow….  Marisha and Sam: The Widow-gast?

  • (1:29:03) Yasha: You killed that mama spider basically with one hit!  Nott: I did. I guess, in a way, I’m an Orphan Maker, too.

  • (1:32:10) Travis: I always love doing two people at a time.

  • (1:44:24) Sam: I had a feeling. Laura and Sam: Ooh hoo. [...] Marisha: That’s this fight’s gonna be a good fight.

  • (2:09:58) Liam: Welcome to the Hotel Rosohna…

  • (2:16:20) Sam: Making my way down… Ashley: Making my way downtower!

  • (2:21:18) Sam: I’m gonna make my way downtown into the next chamber.

  • (2:23:39) Sam: Got a big rack over here.

  • (3:02:42) Matt: But it is a sealed door. Laura: Isildur. Liam: Get out. Matt: Destroy it!

  • (3:09:58) Liam: Is the door sealed? Laura: Yes, Isildur.

  • (3:34:16) Travis: Anus. Sam: Did you just say “anus”? Laura: Ain’t us!