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Wow, it’s been awhile since we last saw Vox Machina!

Media References

  • (0:11:05) Taliesin: I’ve heard Scrappy Doo in every D&D game.

  • (0:20:07) Liam: She’s a striking, beautiful dark haired woman.  Taliesin: Strikes everyone. (Eddie Izzard)

  • (0:25:17) Matt: I’m envisioning a Subway sandwich artist and there’s too much stuff in the sandwich, and they’re trying to hold it closed.

  • (0:28:34) Matt: ...in a very Simba fashion…  Travis: Simba! It is time! (The Lion King)

  • (0:29:12) Travis: Who’s up for Le’veon Bell?

  • (0:44:18) Sam: *singing* Scrying eyes! (“Private Eyes” by Hall & Oates)

  • (0:44:55) Scam:  *singing* Scrying eyes!  Travis: *singing* They’re watching you! (“Private Eyes” by Hall & Oates)

  • (0:48:29) Ashley: what if he’s just like Little Mermaid?

  • (0:51:56) Sam: It’s called The Secret. If you think about something, you just envision it.

  • (0:55:47) Liam: *singing* It’s been awhile! (Staind)

  • (0:57:47) Sam: *singing* If you believe in life after gnome (after gnome, after gnome!). I can see something so pure and clean I really can’t help but out of it, oh! If you believe in life after gnome (after gnome, after gnome!) (“Believe” by Cher)

  • (0:58:32) Matt: Like the gaudiest of rhinestone iPad or iPhone covers.

  • (0:58:58) Taliesin: It’s a bowl you got on Sky Mall.

  • (1:13:29) Marisha: Look, Dagon has made some weird f***ing noises.

  • (1:16:46) Matt: As the rest of Vox Machina Alien-bursts out of the chest.

  • (1:17:03) Sam: You’re wearing Hulk pants now?

  • (1:21:46) Taliesin: Near! Far! (Sesame Street)

  • (1:34:33) Bertrand: Remember to leave that in my Yelp review.

  • (1:44:10) Marisha: *singing* Daddy wasn’t there. (Austin Powers in Goldmember)

  • (2:01:48) Liam: *singing* Dirty bard! (“Pop” by *NSYNC)

  • (2:01:50) Taliesin: Bardin’ Dirty. (“Ridin’” by Chamillionaire ft. Krayzie Bone) NSFW

  • (2:02:46) All: *sings tune of “Limbo Rock” by Chubby Checker*

  • (2:03:27) Grog: Hey, Scanbo. (Rambo)

  • (2:10:31) Marisha: Hold hands, kumbaya.

  • (2:26:44) Matt: This just slammed through the space.  Marisha: Oh yeah! (Kool-Aid Man)

  • (2:28:18) Ashley: *singing* In the year 2525! (Zager and Evans)

  • (2:32:40) Matt: *singing* It’s been awhile! (Staind)

  • (2:32:44) Ashley: *singing* It’s been awhile! (Staind)

  • (2:33:27) Taliesin and Ashley: Hey, Boo Boo! (Yogi Bear)

  • (2:34:12) Taliesin: Fortress of Solitude stone! (Superman)

  • (2:34:30) Liam: Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice! (Super Friends)

  • (2:37:00) Taliesin: Never have I ever.

  • (2:37:39) Travis: I will hold my attack for if the giant Kris Kringle gets in my attack range.

  • (2:50:10) Sam: *singing* You’re off the deep end ‘cause of our dumb friend! Grog's stupider than a cow. You can’t just wink it. And don’t rely on Trinket. You’ve got to use arrows now! Use your arrows, your arrows! Use your ar-row-row-rows. (“Shallow” by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper)

  • (2:53:42) Scanlan: Use the f-- use the damage! (Star Wars)

  • (2:58:21) Matt, Marisha, and Sam: It’s been awhile! (Staind)

  • (3:04:58) Sam, Marisha, and Liam: It’s been awhile! (Staind)

  • (3:05:34) Sam: Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese! (All’s Well That Ends Well by Shakespeare)

  • (3:07:00) All except Matt: It’s been awhile! (Staind)

  • (3:14:23) Sam: *singing* Pray, pray, you got to pray just to make it today. (“Pray” by MC Hammer)

  • (3:14:31) All except Matt: It’s been awhile! (Staind)

  • (3:36:34) Sam: To be fair, it has been a while. (Staind)

  • (3:50:46) Travis: I turn to Le’Veon Bell and say--

Puns

  • (0:07:08) Matt: Trinket, gritting his bare teeth with the unconscious, soulless body of Grog affixed to his body by chains...

  • (0:12:54) Marisha: No, I was actually hoping that Pandemonium would be much cuter because I initially thought pandas because Panda-monium.

  • (0:19:19) Taliesin: I’ve been reading up on how clerics function. A fascinating book on the art of-- Sam: Clericcing?  Taliesin: Clerical work.

  • (0:20:07) Liam: She’s a striking, beautiful dark haired woman.  Taliesin: Strikes everyone.

  • (0:22:00) Laura: It’s a princess cut. I don’t f***ing know.  Sam: That’s a little tacky. Taliesin: We can use it to help stick everything together, then, if it’s a little tacky, can’t we?

  • (1:03:27) Liam: You can say it. I rang his bell. It happened.

  • (1:07:54) Grog: His fore-- Vex: Sight, darling.

  • (1:09:07) Marisha: I turn us all into Birds Machina.

  • (2:29:33) Liam: The hex do you mean?

  • (2:41:16) Sam: Break the wind, Grog! Break it!  Travis: Not a problem.

DM Facepalms

(0:57:52) At Sam’s Cher impression

Scanlan’s Songs and Limericks

  • (0:14:33) Sam: Waaaa!

  • (0:27:49) Sam: Oh our handsome dummy Mr. Bell, and our creepy new friend Lieve’tel, to welcome them to the group I shall give them both my poop to honor them with my mark and my smell.

  • (0:44:18) Sam: Scrying eyes! (“Private Eyes” by Hall & Oates)

  • (0:44:55) Scam:  *singing* Scrying eyes!  Travis: *singing* They’re watching you! (“Private Eyes” by Hall & Oates)

  • (0:57:47) Sam: If you believe in life after gnome (after gnome, after gnome!). I can see something so pure and clean I really can’t help but out of it, oh! If you believe in life after gnome (after gnome, after gnome!) (“Believe” by Cher)

  • (2:05:52) Sam: Stay where you are!

  • (2:50:10) Sam: You’re off the deep end ‘cause of our dumb friend! Grog's stupider than a cow. You can’t just wink it. And don’t rely on Trinket. You’ve got to use arrows now! Use your arrows, your arrows! Use your ar-row-row-rows. (“Shallow” by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper)

  • (2:51:44) Sam: Bigby’s haaaaaaaaand!

  • (3:14:23) Sam: *singing* Pray, pray, you got to pray just to make it today. (“Pray” by MC Hammer)

Thanks to    @Takayuuki_art    and    @CriticalRole    for this art piece!

Thanks to @Takayuuki_art and @CriticalRole for this art piece!

Natural 20s:

  • Grog (0:33:25) Intimidation Check

  • Percy (1:12:40) Perception Check with advantage

  • Scanlan (1:23:07) Stealth Check

  • Percy (1:44:28) Wisdom Save with advantage

  • Keyleth (1:55:01) Stealth Check

  • Pike (2:45:20) Strength Save

Natural 1s:

  • Bertrand (0:10:15) Death Save

  • Grog (1:35:47) Stealth Check

  • Keyleth (1:36:13) Wisdom Save with advantage (disregarded)

  • Scanlan (1:38:48) Arcana Check

DM Crits:

  • Dust Titan (Nat1, 2:51:00) Slam AoO against Scanlan

  • Dust Titan (Nat20, 3:10:28) Slam against Pike