Don’t Cry For Me, Vox Machina

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@BananaMcGee1 Here’s a stat for you to find: How many times have any of the players cried on the show?
Anonymous asked: It would be cool to have a list of all the times the cast and characters cried in the show.

Hey, this stuff gets emotional, man.

Thanks to agent-of-chaotic-order, Eric R., @GraphixDave, holpike, i-encourage-violence, icecream-s-coops, @jeritchie3, kevvinn, pbandfluff, Rosie-LostBetweenThePages, Rowena Highlander, @SilentEnGee, vysoren-of-vord, wallflowerwaitlist, and other fantastic critters for their help compiling this list!

Updated through Episode 62

08 Glass and Bone

  • (2:30:46) Vex cries after Trinket goes unconscious.
  • (2:43:43) Vex cries after Trinket is brought back to consciousness.

09 Yug’voril Uncovered

  • (1:26:00) Keyleth cries while arguing about Kima and how to proceed.

11 The Temple Showdown

  • (1:53:24) Grog cries on Pike’s shoulder about the emptied and destroyed cask of ale.
  • (4:19:55) Vex cries as she gets the initial HDYWTDT on K’varn.

16 Enter Vasselheim

  • (2:45:19) Grog mourns the death of his beard.
  • (2:47:04) Grog continues to mourn the death of his beard.
  • (2:55:20) Just about everyone cries at Pike’s leaving.

17 Hubris

  • (0:16:50) Scanlan sheds a single tear in the temple of Sarenrae.
  • (1:24:41) Grog cries into his “chicken.”
  • (1:46:05) Grog sobs some more the morning after losing.

19 Trial of the Take Part 2

  • (0:49:31) Zahra sheds a single tear for the suffering of the ice giants.
  • (3:45:20) Lyra cries when Mertin congratulates her…
  • (3:46:34) … and again when Vanessa does the same.

21 Trial of the Take Part 4

  • (2:38:42) Vax and Keyleth mourn the carpet and fear Vex’s wrath.

22 AraMente to Pyrah

  • (0:10:53) Vex and Vax share a somewhat teary reunion.
  • (2:56:33) Keyleth shares the emotional vision of her death.

24 The Feast

  • (0:28:46) Taliesin tears up over Vox Machina’s willingness to help him with the Briarwoods. Thanks to @curriebelle for this one!
  • (2:08:36) Vex weeps over the cost and time it would take to fix the carpet.
  • (2:12:31) Vex cries to try to convince Greyspine to give them their money.

25 Crimson Diplomacy

  • (0:40:37) Marisha and Laura tear up hearing Vax’s “death speech.”
  • (0:41:00) Liam tears up when describing Vax and Vex growing up.
  • (2:27:32) Laura tears up when trying to convince Tristan (the cleric) to heal Vax and Tiberius.

30 Stoke the Flames

  • (1:05:22) Liam laughs so hard at Sam that he cries.
  • (2:20:15) Vax’ildan fake-weeps into his cup.

36 Winter’s Crest in Whitestone

  • (2:32:30) Laura tears up when Vax is thanking Vex for Simon.

37 A Musician’s Nostalgia

  • (0:33:30) Laura and Ashley begin crying during Tiberius’ goodbye speech.
  • (0:36:16) A single tear rolls down Tiberius’ face as he says goodbye.

40 Desperate Measures

  • (0:42:08) Laura cries after Trinket goes down and while attacking Vorugal.
  • (1:31:22) Vax: Do not go far from me. Vex: Do you think this is what Mother saw before she died?
  • (2:39:40) Allura cries while describing how they tried to seal Thordak in the Fire Plane and the sacrifice of her companions.
  • (2:41:15) Keyleth/Marisha tears up at thinking that her trip to the Elemental Plane of Fire triggered the release of Thordak.
  • (2:53:00) Keyleth cries while Scrying on the destruction of Pyrah.

41 In Ruins

  • (2:26:05) Vax tears up while holding the nearly-dead Gilmore.

42 Dangerous Dealings

  • (3:14:25) Vex tears up over leaving Greyskull.

44 The Sunken Tomb

  • (4:25:50 - 4:33:54) Laura cries pretty consistently throughout these 8 minutes. Matt mentions that Vax has a few tears down his face, and Taliesin tears up as well. Thanks to @soaringsparrows for help with this one!

45 Those Who Walk Away…

  • (0:34:49) Vax tears up while talking to Percy
  • (0:52:52) Keyleth bursts into tears in the tavern.
  • (1:05:12) Scanlan weeps over painting.
  • (1:16:33) Keyleth bursts into tears after talking to Vax.
  • (2:52:33) Keyleth tears up seeing her dad.

47 The Family Business

  • (0:34:14) Vex cries over not being able to use the broom.

48 Into the Frostweald

  • (1:13:54) Grog happily tears up over seeing Pike again.

50 Best Laid Plans…

  • (0:34:57) Sam gets a little choked up while inspiring Pike Thanks to @pansychubb for this one!

58 A Cycle of Vengeance

  • (3:12:26) Keyleth starts crying while juggling limes.

59 The Feywild

  • (1:15:53) Vex’ahlia weeps with joy at being able to talk to Trinket.
  • (1:18:03) Keyleth sheds a tear of pride at Vex learning to talk to Trinket.
  • (2:31:28) Vex’ahlia cries while talking to Percy.

60 Heredity and Hats

  • (2:39:48) Vex cries after Trinket stands up to the ghost bear.

62 Uninviting Waters

  • (0:57:21) Keyleth cries angry tears of frustration, complete with runny eyeliner like it’s 2001.