Salesman Sam

Crit Role Stats here with Salesman Sam Riegel! Too much quiet on the air? Fill it with merchandise! DM sharing secrets with one but not all? Don’t worry, there’s probably a new t-shirt in the store! Scroll down NOW, and we’ll throw in the complete list of all the times Sam Riegel has attempted to sell something on the stream for the first 60 episodes, absolutely FREE!

Thanks to ActualKateBishop, @BabbaForrest, @EBalensuela, icecream-s-coops, and @Silentengee for their compilation help!

02 Into the Greyspine Mines

  • (0:45:30) Guys, don’t forget to subscribe to Geek & Sundry!
  • (2:17:33) Keep subscribing to Geek & Sundry, everybody!

03 Strange Bedfellows

  • (0:51:38) While the DM looks this up, everyone, subscribe to the Geek & Sundry Twitch channel!  Support the show, support the channel.  Marisha: and don’t forget about our little charity 826 LA, which helps children be literate and write stories well!

04 Attack on the Duergar Warcamp

  • (1:12:05) I had a dream that if Geek & Sundry got to 1400 followers, there would be some kind of giveaway!
  • (1:41:30) Remember, every 50 subscribers, there’s a giveaway!
  • (2:28:03) Critical Role, by the way. Name of the show.

06 Breaching the Emberhold

  • (1:55:12) Also, we have these t-shirts.  You should want them.

07 The Throne Room

  • (2:46:36) Guys, tune in every week for this kind of intense action!  Critical Role!

09 Yug’voril Uncovered

  • (1:24:58) Buy a shirt!

10 K’varn Revealed

  • (0:46:22) Ladies and Gentlemen…. We have a lot of shirts to sell tonight!
  • (2:14:28) Just buy them and return them right after the show’s over; it’s fine, we’ll take it.  Matt: Don’t do that.

13 Escape from the Underdark

  • (3:01:18) Keep subscribing, guys, ‘cause whispering action doesn’t come free!

27 The Path to Whitestone

  • (2:20:39) In the meantime, check out those Critical Role keychains available on the Geek & Sundry site!

29 Whispers

  • (3:17:43) Now’s a good time to go to the store and check out the Critical Role t-shirt!
  • (3:22:14) ‘How do you want to do this?’ That’s the logo that’s on the shirt that’s for sale right now!

35 Denouement

  • (p1. 0:59:10) Remember, these shirts are available online! At!

39 Omens

  • (2:04:36) Sam: If you haven’t read the comics, check ‘em out on!  Taliesin: While you’re there, spend some money at Gilmore’s Glorious Goods!  Gilmore’s where…all of your magical items…can be procured.
  • (2:05:01) Sam: Don’t forget…if someone’s whispering in your ear, it’s probably the sound of your conscience saying, “Buy a t-shirt!”
  • (3:29:41) Sam: Don’t forget to subscribe to Geek and Sundry!  So you can see archives of the show and all the others!  Remember, Liam doesn’t really hate Travis in real life!

40 Desperate Measures

  • (1:33:02) Laura (being Sam): Hey, check out those Critical Role t-shirts on!
  • (2:56:45) Liam (being Sam): Be sure to buy a t-shirt over on!

44 The Sunken Tomb

  • (2:44:11) Check out the Geek & Sundry store for fantastic Critical Role-themed products and merchandise!  There are shirts and posters for sale!
  • (2:46:43) You can also make donations to our charities of choice, find links to those at Geek & Sundry!

45 Those Who Walk Away…

  • (1:50:23) There are several items that are sold out of the store!  If you’d like to go on and see what items have already sold out, check it out!

48 Into the Frostweald

  • (0:58:42) Dagger dagger dagger is one of the shirts that’s available, Strongjaw Ale’s available, check it out on Geek & Sundry.

49 A Name is Earned

  • (2:24:27) I don’t know what products we’re selling currently, but I know there are some. […] Fiftieth episode! There’s going to be special giveaways…I don’t know if that’s true.
  • (4:09:30) What else can we plug? Be sure to follow us at @CriticalRole!  Where The Role is on Twitter!
  • (4:11:56) Check out our 50th episode next week, guys! With special guests Vin Diesel, […] Vin Scully!

51 Test of Pride

  • (0:22:25) How Do You Want to Do This t-shirts are now available for something, preorder? […] Necklaces and keychains?  But those are fantastic birthday and Christmas gifts! […] So, underneath your Memorial Day tree this year…

52 The Kill Box

  • (2:08:26) You know, it’s this kind of intense fun you can get in every Loot Crate!  Every month, you’ll be on pins and needles to see what’s in this box!

54 In the Belly of the Beast

  • (2:15:19) This is a tough one.  But, ya know, it’s not a tough decision to subscribe to Loot Crate!
  • (4:24:50) I know what we’ll do!  We’ll subscribe to Loot Crate!

55 Umbrasyl

  • (0:05:40) Hey guys, Backblaze is a great service…
  • (0:07:02) I’m backin’ up in Backblaaaaaaaaaaaze of glory, take me nowwww download the truuuuuuth!  I’m backin’ up!

56 Hope

  • (1:36:49) What was that about Loot Crate?

59 The Feywild

  • (1:24:57) This is the anticipation that you feel before you open a Loot Crate!  Not knowing what it could be!  Could it be good?  Could it be bad?  You don’t know.  What you do know is that it’s $3 off if you use the code CRITICALROLE, that’s a constant.