She’s Vex, He’s Vax.

vcxahlia asked: How many times have people mixed up Vax and Vex? I feel like that would be a good stat to have.
scaraman2112 asked:How many times has Matt confused Vex and Vax?
Anonymous asked: Hi just wanted to say thank you for all the work you guys do But now here is the question how many times mas matt mistaken vax for vex and vex for vax coz like omg its soooooooooooooo easy to remember XD      

Oh, soooooooooooooo easy. It’s not vaxing vexing at all. In fact, we went ahead and just tracked every time it happened to anyone. Wait… Is it Vex or…

Thanks to actualkatebishop, Brendan G., @cwittland, @dutchcritter, @EBalensuela, Eric R., @InvictusRob, @jgraveart, @jmworland,  KageyKritter, mooberg, @mrsgoodreaver, mthwiz, @nakedinahat, René B., @silmarienn, @unnamemeN, and @ytoti_ for their work compiling this list!

Times twins’ names mixed up on Critical Role: 58
Updated through Episode 79.

02 Into the Greyspine Mines

  • (1:05:16) Travis: Vex?  Laura: He’s Vax. I’m Vex. (Note: It sounds to us like Travis said Vax the first time, but it sounded enough like Vex to Laura that she commented on it, and we’re going to trust her.)

04 Attack on the Duergar Warcamp

  • (1:06:06) Keyleth: Wait. What does Vax have to say about this?  Vax: Vex, you mean? Vex? My sister, Vex?
  • (1:19:40) Keyleth: I go ahead and I cast enhance ability on Vex.  Scanlan: Vax.

05 The Trick About Falling

  • (2:52:39) Keyleth: Do I have enough speed to get to get next to Vex there?  Matt: Vax, you mean?

06 Breaching the Emberhold

  • (0:44:38) Keyleth: I go ahead and I cast guidance on Vax.  Vex: I’m Vex, he’s Vax.
  • (1:22:18) Keyleth thanks “Vax” (Vex) for reminding her of the child she killed in the battle with the Dread Emperor.
  • (2:04:55) Keyleth: Before they leave, I just kind of, like, tap their shoulders and meditate and grant them guidance.  Matt: Ok, you can give one of them guidance, because it’s a concentration.  Keyleth: Uh, Vex. (seems to nod to Vax)  Matt: Ok.  Vex: That’s me. (awkward pause) Did you mean to give it to him?  Keyleth:…yes.

07 The Throne Room

  • (2:07:43) Sam (jokingly) to Liam: Are you Vex or Vax?  Liam: I’m Vix.

09 Yug’voril Uncovered

  • (0:48:12) Matt: Vex… Liam: Ok, I’m going to use.  Matt: Vax.  Laura: Mmm.

10 K’varn Revaled

  • (1:06:57) Matt: Ok, Grog and…Vex…  Scanlan: Vax.

12 Dungeons and Dragons Campaign Tips

  • (1:45:54) Matt, “So, Trinket will advance pretty much alongside Vax, err Vex.” (looks at Liam) “You’re not wearing your shirt.” (Referring to the Vax/Vex t-shirts from the previous week)

13 Escape from the Underdark

  • (1:12:39) Tiberius: Pick up Vax! (sounds remarkably like Vex)  Vex: Why?  Tiberius: I said Vax.  Keyleth, Vax? Pick up Vax?

14 Shopping and Shipping

  • (2:05:14) Gilmore: “Vax'ahlia!” (thanks to @runmeoverwithazamboni)
  • (1:33:48) Travis: I try to do my best Vax wink.  Laura: Vex.

15 Skyward

  • (0:09:54) Sam: Oh-what’s-his-butt has something.  Orion: Vax has something.  Laura: Vex.  Sam: Oh s***.  Laura, just kidding, I’m Vex.

21 Trial of the Take Part 4

  • (1:23:54) Matt: Suddenly, you see Vex pull his daggers out, er, Vax pull his daggers out.
  • (1:34:17) Matt: I need all of you, except for Vex, to go ahead and make a wisdom saving throw.
  • (1:52:51) Tiberius: Vex, no! Stop. What are you doing?  Vax: My name is Vax.  Tiberius, That’s what I said.”
  • (1:53:21) Matt: Thorbir, you see Vex kick the door open.
  • (2:28:21) Matt: Tiberius, Thorbir, Vex, and Kash to all make dexterity saving throws.
  • (4:35:05) Matt, during Critmas: …next to a Vex.  Laura: That’s, by the way, the third time you called him Vex tonight.

22 AraMente to Pyrah

  • (3:32:15) Matt: …it’s doing a touch attack against Keyleth and Vex.  Vax: Vex or Vax? Matt: Vax, I’m sorry.
  • (4:13:10) Percy, Tiberius, Vax, Grog, you all take 3 points of damage from the fall. (Vex had rolled the Nat1, not Vax)

24 The Feast

  • (2:22:29) Tiberius: Vex…Vex…Vex… (Vax looks) No, Vex. Vex.   Vex: Me?

25 Crimson Diplomacy

  • (1:25:10) Matt: And with that, Vex. (points at Vax. Vex gasps) Vax, Vex. I did it again.

26 Consequences and Cows

  • (1:03:00) Keyleth: Wait. No to Laura…to…to Vax.  Vex: I’m…I’m Vex.

27 The Path to Whitestone

  • (0:40:20) Marisha: Let me scooch over so I can be behind Vax-Vex. Laura: Vex
  • (3:02:48) Matt: Both Scanlan and Vex…
  • (3:03:26) Grog: I jump and try to grab Vex.   Vex: Vax. You wanna hold me? (Grog does commit to this and holds on to Vex)

29 Whispers

  • (3:16:10) Keyleth: Looking up and seeing that Sir Kerrion is gone and Vex is blindly…oh, sorry, Vax…

31 Gunpowder Plot

  • (p3. 0:46:08) Matt: And I think most of it, of course, thanks to Vax. You’re pushin’ close to 10,000 gold pieces you guys have saved.  Liam: I’m Vax. (points) That’s Vex.  Laura: Did you just call me Vax?  Matt: No.  Laura: You did.  Matt: Man.

33 Reunions

  • (p1. 1:29:00) Matt: Vex, what’d you get?  Vax: I’m Vax.  Matt: I know, I said Vex. I got it right this time!  Liam: O, you’re from California.  Matt: *pouts and glares*
  • (p2. 1:46:38) Matt, to Percy: Go ahead and make 3 attacks against Vex…Vax. I mean Vax.

35 Denouement

  • (p1. 0:21:26) Travis: Can I try giving Vax a common healing potion? (While Vax isn’t with the group and Vex has 1 hit point)

38 Echoes of the Past

  • (2:07:18) Matt: Vex appears, seemingly out of nowhere, and slaps his lockpicks your hand.  Vax: I’m Vax.  Matt: Sorry…Vex. (smirks)

39 Omens

  • (1:27:28) Matt: You can see Vex’s, uh, Vax’s bleeding, unconscious form slip out of the purple worm’s body.

40 Desperate Measures

  • (2:24:07) Pike: What were you trying to do when you brought Percy and Vex up here?  Liam: Vax.

41 In Ruins

  • (0:30:21) Laura: Hey man, I was helping too!  Matt: You were helping, until you were pulled away after the 5 minutes.  Grog: Good job, Pike! And you too, Vex.  Matt: And good job, Vax.

42 Dangerous Dealings

  • (1:35:30) Matt: You can take a d10 inspiration die, Vex…uh, Vax.
  • (2:59:52) Keyleth: Vax, do you have an arrow…err, Vex, do you have an arrow?

43 Return to Vasselheim

  • (3:34:02) Matt: Vex, you take… Liam: I’m Vax.  Matt: Sorry, Vax. Every now and then.  Liam: Every time.

44 The Sunken Tomb

  • (2:09:43) Matt: So, Grog and Vex are heading to the right.  Laura: Vax.

47 The Family Business

  • (1:04:19) Vex: I pull out the broom and lift up in the air. […] Keyleth: That’s pretty cool, Vax!

48 Into the Frostweald

  • (1:10:35) Scanlan: Or we could just send Vax…Vex on a broom right now to get it…solo.

49 A Name is Earned

  • (4:34:45) You see Vex come rocketing toward you.  Liam: *mouths* Vax.

53 At Dawn, We Plan!

  • (2:15:57) Sam: I’m going to where I dropped her off at the sewers. And I’m hoping that [Vax] can track or something?  Laura: Probably shoulda brought a ranger with you who’s really good at tracking.

55 Umbrasyl

  • (2:45:29) Matt: You come to rest at the side of this one pillar that juts out of the ground with Vax right up above you.  Laura: I’m Vex!
  • (2:45:43) Matt: You do hear, right in front of you, a growling, snarling bear […] the bear that you saw Vax summon forth from her throat.  Laura: I’m Vex!
  • (3:06:16) Both Shale and Vax are… Laura: Vex.  Matt: I’m just gonna keep saying it now, over and over.

59 Into The Feywild

  • (0:24:19) Matt: Uh, Vex- uh Vax you go ahead and make your way, uh, towards one of the tree trunks and kind of just dart out of the way to remain hidden.

61 Denizens of the Moonbrush

  • (3:09:47) Sam: I’ll inspire Vax! The girl!

64 The Frigid Doom

  • (1:50:43) Taliesin: As an aside, I want to grab Vex for a quick walk on the way to the castle. I want to go by the cemetery.  Liam: You did say ‘Vex’ right?  Taliesin: Vax.  Liam: You said ‘Vex’.  Taliesin: Vax.

66 A Traveler’s Gamble

  • (2:49:19) Scanlan: I want to go back to that place and get my revenge. Are you with me, Vax?  Liam: Vex, Vax? Which of us?  Scanlan: Vax!  Taliesin: That’s Vex.  Laura: What?  Marisha: Wait, what?

69 Passed Through Fire

  • (0:50:16) Marisha: And I hand the dagger to Vex….Vax. Sorry.  Laura: No, thank you, you said it, it’s mine.

70 Trust

  • (2:07:33) Travis: Can I go find Vax?  Laura: Yeah, I wanna go find Vax and Keyleth as well.  Travis: Oh, I’m sorry, I meant Vex.

71 Vorugal

  • (0:20:33) Vex: Is anybody going to keep track of us like you kept track of Vex…Vax. I just called my brother me.

76 Brawl in the Arches

  • (1:20:22) Sam: Where ya goin’ Vax…..Vex?

77 Clash at Daxio

  • (0:29:10) Travis: The one Vax shot that, like, hit the ground and went buh-buh-buh-bah!  Laura: I’m Vex.  Travis: Yeah, whatever.

And, by special request, we also have Talks Machina on this list! (That’s 4, Brian.)

  • (Ep01, 0:39:20) The closeness of the twins’ names, and the common mistake of mixing them up, is discussed.
  • (Ep03, 0:58:26) Brian: A lot of people asked, when did Percy and Vax… Vex.
  • (Ep05, 0:47:08) Brian mixes them up before threatening CRS. Hence why we added it.
  • (Ep07, 0:19:15) Brian: Was the red dragon that slew Vax slack– slash Vex’s… I hate this job.