Thanks to @sephiramy for this art piece!
Select your vehicle. Then poison the driver.
(0:15:00) R.E.V. Speedwagon: Burnt umber 1978 caprice station wagon
(0:15:09) Taxicab Concussions: Beat-up NYC Taxicab with the doors painted shut.
(0:15:16) Victor von Vroom: Green Corvette that looks zippy but hard to control
(0:15:24) The Exterminator: Royal blue exterminator van with Pest Control emblazoned on the side
(0:15:33) Mr. Fastee: A huge ice cream truck
(1:38:02) Sasscar: An adorable little mini roadster racer.
(1:38:32) Mothah Truckah: A tweaked-out GMC pickup that looks steady but slow, but very firm.
(1:38:50) Actual Vin Diesel: A supercharged engine.
(1:39:32) The Champion, a.k.a. Roadkill: Yellow and blue customized Ferrari with claws out front, its hood ornamented with a raccoon skull.
(1:40:30) This Guy On A Motorcycle.