Novemberocean: How many times has “The Cube” come up in conversation?
Four inches. Soft. Yes, we were in the studio for that statistic.
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Times “The Cube” has been mentioned: 35 Updated through Episode 81
09 Yug’voril Uncovered
- (1:29:12) Scanlan: I cast polymorph on myself, giving myself a gigantic dick, and I slowly pull down my pants.
- (1:31:37) Vax: Scanlan, what is that? Scanlan: Oh, this bulge down here?
- (1:49:55) Scanlan: I check under my belt, cause the spell has worn off, and I’m back down to my normal one and a half inches. Which, on a gnome, is pretty big…
- (1:50:11) Scanlan: Length…and girth. It’s like a square. It’s like a cube.
25 Crimson Diplomacy
- (0:07:37) Grog: I assure you sire, this gnome has many songs, a very tiny…instrument, and…
30 Stoke the Flames
- (1:13:10) Liam: Not everyone gets to see the cube.
32 Against the Tide of Bone
- (0:39:36) Liam: No 1d6 for cube damage?
37 A Musician’s Nostalgia
- (2:23:52) Vax: You doubt the Cube?
- (2:30:04) Vex: You’ve got a cube. Scanlan: It’s a rather large cube, but…
44 The Sunken Tomb
- (2:26:57) Scanlan: I have climbing gear. I have… Vax: The Cube…
- (2:29:49) Vex: Not his Cube, just the top of his head.
46 Cindergrove Revisited
- (2:52:11) Vax: Here comes the Cube.
47 The Family Business
- (0:12:44) Percy: I think your penis may have more names than I do, I’m kind of horrified.
- (0:15:12) Vax: As long as you’re not gonna whip out the Cube, then lead the way.
- (0:38:05) Vex: Oh, wait…you mean…with your Cube.
50 Best Laid Plans…
- (2:16:24) Vex: [The letter contains] The Cube!
53 At Dawn, We Plan!
- (0:59:39) Grog: Nah, he’s a little man, and little men have Napoleon Complexes. Vex: No offense, Scanlan. Scanlan: I do have a Napoleon Complex. Percy: I’ve seen it, it’s huge. Vax: Square-shaped.
54 In the Belly of the Beast
- (0:15:51) Vax: We have a rod. …Not the Cube.
- (0:21:54) Vex’ahlia: I wanna see the Cube and then I’ll give you my armor
- (0:22:24) Sam: It’s just me and the Cube.
- (1:13:30) Grog: Yes, the Cube is always welcome.
- (0:47:06) Grog: Look at Scanlan’s weiner in that picture!
- (0:55:32) Vex: Your painting is not accurate, Scanlan! Scanlan: Of course not! It’s artistic license! Percy: Did they run out of paint? Liam: It’s not square shaped at all!
61 Denizens of the Moonbrush
- (2:26:00) Scanlan: Cube glorious cube! You really should try it. If you’re in the mood, I won’t even hide it. I’ll pull down my trousers for any gal or dude oh cube! Glorious cube! Wonderful cube! Magical cube!
64 The Frigid Doom
- (3:11:53) Scanlan: My tail nub is slightly larger than the rest. Laura and Travis: The Cube lives. Scanlan: It’s a Cube.
- (2:16:25) Grog:: Like it burns when you pee risk, or it’s going to fall off in three months risk? Scanlan: Like it just won’t work. Forever. I get one shot. If I don’t do it right it is gone forever. Grog: Are we talking about your penis still or…? Scanlan: Yes, my penis will fall off. Grog: That’s terrible!
72 The Elephant in the Room
- (1:33:46) Travis: The Cube shrinks to half its size! Liam: A centimeter.
- (2:57:19) Laura: As soon as The Cube comes out…
- (2:57:26) Travis: With The Cube out?
73 The Coming Storm
- (1:45:05) Percy: No, not that! Scanlan: No, not the Cube.
78 The Siege of Emon
- (3:29:45) Liam: I use Thieves’ Cant to knock out the phrase ‘no bulls***’ on the door. Matt: You see his chin kinda move and grind for a moment…. Scanlan: I did that with my penis.
- (0:03:10) Laura: It looks like your tiny little weenus is yelling!
- (1:56:11) Sam: I’m gonna shoot a lightning bolt at Raishan….from my dick!