The Cube

Novemberocean: How many times has “The Cube” come up in conversation?           

Four inches. Soft. Yes, we were in the studio for that statistic.

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Times “The Cube” has been mentioned: 35 Updated through Episode 81

09 Yug’voril Uncovered

  • (1:29:12) Scanlan: I cast polymorph on myself, giving myself a gigantic dick, and I slowly pull down my pants.
  • (1:31:37) Vax: Scanlan, what is that?  Scanlan: Oh, this bulge down here?
  • (1:49:55) Scanlan: I check under my belt, cause the spell has worn off, and I’m back down to my normal one and a half inches. Which, on a gnome, is pretty big…
  • (1:50:11) Scanlan: Length…and girth. It’s like a square. It’s like a cube.

25 Crimson Diplomacy

  • (0:07:37) Grog: I assure you sire, this gnome has many songs, a very tiny…instrument, and…

30 Stoke the Flames

  • (1:13:10) Liam: Not everyone gets to see the cube.

32 Against the Tide of Bone

  • (0:39:36) Liam: No 1d6 for cube damage?

37 A Musician’s Nostalgia

  • (2:23:52) Vax: You doubt the Cube?

39 Omens

  • (2:30:04) Vex: You’ve got a cube.  Scanlan: It’s a rather large cube, but…

44 The Sunken Tomb

  • (2:26:57) Scanlan: I have climbing gear. I have… Vax: The Cube…
  • (2:29:49) Vex: Not his Cube, just the top of his head.

46 Cindergrove Revisited

  • (2:52:11) Vax: Here comes the Cube.

47 The Family Business

  • (0:12:44) Percy: I think your penis may have more names than I do, I’m kind of horrified.
  • (0:15:12) Vax: As long as you’re not gonna whip out the Cube, then lead the way.
  • (0:38:05) Vex: Oh, wait…you mean…with your Cube.

50 Best Laid Plans…

  • (2:16:24) Vex: [The letter contains] The Cube!

53 At Dawn, We Plan!

  • (0:59:39) Grog: Nah, he’s a little man, and little men have Napoleon Complexes.  Vex: No offense, Scanlan. Scanlan: I do have a Napoleon Complex. Percy: I’ve seen it, it’s huge.  Vax: Square-shaped.

54 In the Belly of the Beast

  • (0:15:51) Vax: We have a rod.  …Not the Cube.
  • (0:21:54) Vex’ahlia: I wanna see the Cube and then I’ll give you my armor
  • (0:22:24) Sam: It’s just me and the Cube.
  • (1:13:30) Grog: Yes, the Cube is always welcome.

56 Hope

  • (0:47:06) Grog: Look at Scanlan’s weiner in that picture!
  • (0:55:32) Vex: Your painting is not accurate, Scanlan!  Scanlan: Of course not!  It’s artistic license! Percy: Did they run out of paint?  Liam: It’s not square shaped at all!

61 Denizens of the Moonbrush

  • (2:26:00) Scanlan: Cube glorious cube! You really should try it. If you’re in the mood, I won’t even hide it. I’ll pull down my trousers for any gal or dude oh cube! Glorious cube! Wonderful cube! Magical cube!

64 The Frigid Doom

  • (3:11:53) Scanlan: My tail nub is slightly larger than the rest. Laura and Travis: The Cube lives.  Scanlan: It’s a Cube.

70 Trust

  • (2:16:25) Grog:: Like it burns when you pee risk, or it’s going to fall off in three months risk?  Scanlan: Like it just won’t work. Forever. I get one shot. If I don’t do it right it is gone forever.  Grog: Are we talking about your penis still or…?  Scanlan: Yes, my penis will fall off.  Grog: That’s terrible!

72 The Elephant in the Room

  • (1:33:46) Travis: The Cube shrinks to half its size!  Liam: A centimeter.
  • (2:57:19) Laura: As soon as The Cube comes out…
  • (2:57:26) Travis: With The Cube out?

73 The Coming Storm

  • (1:45:05) Percy: No, not that!  Scanlan: No, not the Cube.

78 The Siege of Emon

  • (3:29:45) Liam: I use Thieves’ Cant to knock out the phrase ‘no bulls***’ on the door.  Matt: You see his chin kinda move and grind for a moment…. Scanlan: I did that with my penis.

79 Thordak

  • (0:03:10) Laura: It looks like your tiny little weenus is yelling!

80 Raishan

  • (1:56:11) Sam: I’m gonna shoot a lightning bolt at Raishan….from my dick!