Vox Machina of Emon (To the Tune of "Fresh Prince of Bel Air Theme Song")

We asked; we received.

Now, this is a story all about how
Our lives got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit and hang on
I’ll tell you how we came to sit on the council of Emon

In Southwest Taldorei the party was raised
Out in the Swamp was where we spent most of our days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all gangin’ up and killin’ an undead fool
When a Wizardly guy who was up to no good
Started making trouble in the neighborhood
We got in one little fight and Grog lost his mind
So we broke into a mage tower an arch wizard to find

We begged and pleaded for him to find a way
To remove the silly lich and make the ass pay
We had to get two items in order to succeed.
The hearts of a Nightmare and a Nymph we would need.

Nymph heart, yo this is bad
How can we get it ‘th'out making it die?
Grog just stepped forward said “I have an idea!”
Hmmmmm this turns out alright.

But wait We hear problems in Westruun
We come across a dragon and slay it so much fun!
I don’t think so
Who brought the egg to the fair?
I hope they’re prepared for us to get there!

Well, we get settled and when we came out
There was a dude with gold eyes takin’ all the children out
We got into a fight and took him out
He didn’t fight fair.
We found the royal family bound demonicly.

Allura did speak and listen we did hear
We fought the demon with justice we ended its fear
We saved rulers, two daughters, and their one son
We’re given a keep and seats on council Emon

We accept and say it’s just great
And we partied with the citizens, it was such fun.
We looked at our kingdom
There in the setting sun
To sit on the council of empire Emon!