That’ll Run You...

Anonymous asked: How many times has Matt, as a merchant NPC, said “That’ll run you….”? 

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01 Arrival at Kraghammer

• (0:28:35) Adra: …we’re lookin’ at eight rooms separately. That’ll run ya, per evening about 25 gold pieces…
  
• (0:56:00) Matt: …it’s an establishment of comfort and ease and will run you both for the evening, as you are not Kraghammer locals, about 30 gold pieces a night.
  

02 Into the Greyspine Mines

• (1:01:20) Tremaine: Those’ll run you 1,500 gold pieces each.
  
• (1:04:43) Tremaine: The greater healing potions run 300 gold apiece.
  
• (1:06:45) Tremaine: That will run you 250 gold per arrow.
  
• (1:07:40) Tremaine: They run 500 gold apiece.
  

14 Shopping and Shipping

• (2:11:37) Sherri: Currently, those go for about… Those will run you… That’ll be 1500 gold pieces per superior…
  
• (2:20:04) Sherri: That ring runs 6500 gold.
  
• (2:20:38) Sherri: That one runs 4500.
  

15 Skyward

• (0:28:43) Gilmore: First off, the ring that we discussed as our original deal…the price would run you about 1750 gold pieces.
  

22 AraMente to Pyrah

• (1:06:06) Traveling salesman: This one…would run you a, uh, 500 gold pieces.
  
• (1:07:17) Traveling salesman: This, I say, will run you a simple, uh, 6000 gold pieces.
  

23 The Rematch

• (2:11:02) Victor: For the barrel, the barrel! That’ll run you *does math in the air* 4623 gold pieces!
  

24 The Feast

• (1:01:10) Sherri: These will run you about 200 gold apiece.
  

65 The Streets of Ank’Harel

• (3:52:20) Curiosity shop merchant: …that would run you 275 gold pieces.
  

67 The Chase to Glintshore

• (1:00:32) Treev: That’ll run ya., for full disillusion or whatever you need, 750 gold.
  
• (2:02:49) Matt: And that’s gonna run you about 60 gold.
  

Muffling Armor/Weapons

greywarden-of-the-north Asked: Hello! I was wondering if you could remember how much Gilmore charged Pike to get her armour enchanted with a silence/muffle sort of enchantment? I have a Gunslinger in my party who wants to do a similiar sort of thing with their weapon, and I was going to use this as something to base it off of.

In Episode 14, Sherri and Gilmore told Pike that, while they couldn’t enchant the armor she already had, she could get a custom commission (2:59:25).  That’s because the enchantment would need to be so strong that it could be the only enchantment that the armor had.  It would take a month to enchant, and would cost around 8000 gold.

Specifically, Gilmore said that it would allow her to move freely in the armor, though he didn’t say it would silence her movement.  That sounds like the armor would likely no longer give her disadvantage on dexterity/stealth checks because it wasn’t as stiff/physically difficult to move in, not because it was quieter.  So, this may not be the best jumping off point for a silencer/muffler spell for your Gunslinger.  Good luck!

Noncombat Episodes

anonymous asks: I think there's been at least a couple - how many episodes have been entirely story (no combat encounters at all)?

Not very many!  Episodes 14, 36, 38, and 45 have no attacks.  

Episode 47 has no official combat encounters, but Trinket attacks Grog (for training), Vex’ahlia attacks the breakfast chickens, and Grog kills Horace in one attack (without an encounter).  

In Episode 24, Vax’ildan knocks a guard unconscious by surprise sneak attack, but it’s not a battle-type encounter.

Shopping Hauls

anonymous asks: Do you have a list of the goods obtained during the casts on-stream shopping sprees and what the items do (at least approximately)?

What show is complete without a shopping montage (or eleven)? Updated to Episode 36.

02 Into the Greyspine Mines

• Greater Healing Potions-Heal 4d4+4
• Sleep Arrows-Damages a target, user rolls percentage dice to determine effectiveness
• Potions of Water-Breathing-Allows the user to breathe underwater

14 Shopping and Shipping

• Greater Healing Potions
• Superior Healing Potions-Heal 8d4+8
• Potions of Petrification Removal
• Gilmore’s Glorious Color Sticks-Upon physical contact with a surface, it makes a mark on the surface of the color of the stick. (…they’re crayons.)
• Hat of Disguise-Allows wearer to conceal their identity
• Cloak of Displacement-Makes it more difficult for enemies to hit the wearer, in cold temperatures gives off a dim light, and drawing the weapon extinguishes all magical flames within 30 feet
• Frostbrand Short Sword- Does extra 1d6 cold damage, gives wielder resistance to fire damage
• Pearl of Power-Speak a command word, and regain one expended spell slot up to 3rd level once per day.
• Ring of Protection +2-gives +2 to AC and saving throws
• Belt of Dwarvenkind- gives +2 to Constitution modifier, advantage on charisma / persuasion checks with warm, 50% chance each day, at dawn, of growing a full beard, advantage on saving throws against poison, dark vision, a feat or you can speak read and write dwarvish
• Dagger of Life-Stealing- On a critical hit, deals 10 necrotic damage and gives 10 points to the wielder
• Manual of Quickness of Action-Permanently increase dexterity  
• Cold Snap Leather Armor +2-Resistance to Cold Damage

15 Skyward

• Trinket’s custom bulette-hide armor: Adds +2 to AC, resistant to non-magical bludgeoning damage
• Scanlan’s Scrying potion: Allows the user to leave a mark via bodily fluid and scry through that mark
• Herbalism book-How to find and retain the potent elements of various materials found in nature
• Animal extracting book-Gives advantage when extracting parts of an animal

18 Trial of the Take Part 1

• Winter cloaks: Provide warmth to the wearer
• Horses: Provide faster-moving travel between locations, neigh.

20 Trial of the Take Part 3

• Greater Healing Potions
• Vial of Caustic Liquid
• Black Poison-Dealt 6d6 poison damage to Lady Briarwood (Ep34, 2:58:57)
• Animal masks
• Fancy clothes

22 AraMente to Pyrah

• Potion of Stone Giant’s Strength-Strength of 23 for 1 hour
• Quarterstaff-Quarterstaff that can do bludgeoning or slashing damage
• Crossbow
• 80 Bolts
• Shortsword
• Coffee
• Lockheed the psuedodragon

23 The Rematch

• Black Powder: Bullets for Percy’s guns
• Iron Ingots: Bullets for Percy’s guns

24 The Feast

• Book of Properties of various liquids and chemicals
• Intro to Sorceries Book (with a chapter on alchemy)
• Chest with protection against magic detection
• Daggers
• Glaive: 5d4 damage
• Pink ribbon

27 The Path to Whitestone

• Shovel
• Pickaxe
• Wooden stakes
• Holy oil-when applied to a weapon, adds 1d4 radiant/holy damage
• Necklace with symbol of Sarenrae
• Scroll of Spirit Guardians-Spirits fly around user at a distance of 15 feet for up to 10 minutes.  Affected creature's’ speed is halved in the area and when creatures enter the area for the first time on a turn or starts its turn there, it makes a wisdom saving throw.  On a failed save the creature takes 3d8 radiant damage (if the user is good or neutral) or 3d8 necrotic damage (if the user is evil).  On a successful save, the creature takes half damage.
• Chainmail collars
• ALL of Emon’s mirrors: Reflect light
• Alchemy set
• Horses

30 Stoke the Flames

• Immovable Rod: A metal rod that will stay suspended wherever the user puts it
• Common Healing Potions-Heal 2d4+2
• Greater Healing Potion
• Other unspecified potion

36 Winter’s Crest in Whitestone

• 20’x6’ Portrait of Scanlan and Pike on a horse (on order)

Company Endorsements

starman87 asks: Hello. This is an impressive and amazing work you've done. I was wondering if there was a list of companies and sites that the cast has endorsed, both officially and unofficially. The only one i can ever remember is Wyrmwood Gaming. I would like to check them out. Thank you.

For the purposes of this request, we’re going to leave off the charities that the cast supports.  For a list of those charities, click here.

• Espionage Cosmetics
  • Nail wraps, Makeup
  • Provided those for subscriber giveaways
  • Episode 7, (0:17:15)

• Aaron’s Books
  • Books
  • Provided four subscriber giveaway packages
  • Episode 13, (0:16:48)

• Shapeways
  • 3D Printing, including dice
  • Taliesin’s favorite d20 is from Shapeways
  • Episode 13, (3:22:39)

• Kommissar Props
  • Custom props, costumes, etc.
  • Made the Horns of Orcus
  • Episode 14, (0:00:48)

• Boonzy Arts
  • RPG/Nerdy Soy Candles
  • Used one of their candles during Episode 19
  • Episode 19, (0:03:50)

• Wyrmwood Gaming
  • Dice Trays and Vaults
  • Use code CRITROLE at checkout for free shipping
  • Episode 30, (0:02:50)

• Tor Books
  • Science Fiction and Fantasy Books
  • Sponsored Episodes 30 and 44
  • Episode 30, (1:55:57), Episode 44 (0:00:40)

• Hero Forge
  • Custom Miniatures
  • Cast received custom Vox Machina minis
  • Episode 31 (p3. 0:06:51)

• Dungeon Masters Guild
  • D&D Content
  • Matt’s Gunslinger and Blood Hunter Archetypes are available there
  • Episode 38, (0:04:47)

• Dwarven Forge
  • Miniature gaming terrain
  • Sent Matt terrain pieces that Matt used on-stream
  • Episode 44, (0:02:39)

Gilmore Appearances

anonymous asks: How many times has Gilmore appeared?

Gilmore has long been a favorite NPC of the players and he has won the hearts of many a Critter as well, through sheer force of personality. He appears more often than most NPCs, but it never seems like enough. Updated through episode 41.

14 Shopping and Shipping

(2:03:27) The much-hyped Gilmore appears in his shop with much aplomb in a flash of beaded curtain, has lunch with Vax and flirts mercilessly with him, then returns to haggle with Vex over the price of potions.

15 Skyward

(0:23:35) Scanlan returns to Gilmore’s to request his infamous scrying potion.

24 The Feast

(0:54:36) Vax’ildan visits Gilmore’s to exchange news and buy daggers. Despite being in Westruun, Gilmore makes a spell-expensive trip back to the Emon shop just to see Vax.

38 Echoes of the Past

(0:42:45) A chance encounter between Vox Machina and Gilmore at the bar, resulting in a fantastic feast, spilled secrets about the Whispered One, and a heartbreaking conversation.

39 Omens

(3:20:45) Grog and Scanlan go to Gilmore’s and walk with Gilmore to the fateful gathering.

41 In Ruins

(2:19:50) Vox Machina find Sherri, Salda, the children, and a half-dead Gilmore hidden in Gilmore’s bunker. Pike heals Gilmore, and half the party escorts the group back through the secret tunnels to the Keep.

Vox Machina: Turnt Up

Drinks all around!

Well, except maybe during these times. I hear good things about Wah-Turr… Updated as of episode 38.*

1. Party (ep13, 2:19:07) Pub crawl to celebrate escape from the Underdark.
   
2. Vax’ildan (ep14, 2:48:20) After a pleasant afternoon out with Gilmore.
   
3. Grog (ep17, 1:24:05) A disappointing evening after a disappointing defeat.
   
4. Vex’ahlia (ep22, 1:14:12) A day of material loss drives the treasurer to drink.
   
5. Party (ep23, 1:45:05) After Grog’s victory in the Crucible, they commence celebration, continuing throughout the afternoon (1:58:27).
   
6. Tiberius (ep26, 2:15:43) A frustrating turn of events turns the dragonborn to fire water.
   
7. Keyleth (ep38, 0:40:02) Vox Machina’s second pub crawl results in a very drunk druid. Keyleth doesn’t want to go home, so Grog suggests four shots of Firewater (0:52:18). After a bit of “druidcrafting” (0:57:28), Pike casts Lesser Restoration to remove the hangover, but keep the buzz going (1:02:45).
   

*Note that we’re still waiting on drunk showcases from Pike, Scanlan, and Percy!

Seemingly

anonymous asks: How many times has Matt said "Seemingly" .... this will be a daunting task.

It was, indeed. Times Matt used “Seemingly” in a sentence: 20

Updated through episode 36.

03 Strange Bedfellows

• (0:37:14) “…meaning things were seemingly either fleeing…”

05 The Trick About Falling (rusty-diamond)

• (2:07:22) “… seemingly unaffected by the damage…”
• (2:10:50) “… seemingly unaffected by the additional damage.”

08 Glass and Bone

• (0:24:08) “You seemingly do so…”
• (0:27:09) “…the mountain, seemingly out of nowhere, extends…”

10 K’varn Revealed

• (1:05:28) “…seemingly unaffected by the bolt”
• (2:26:36) “This also serves as, seemingly, a laboratory for K’varn.”

14 Shopping and Shipping (rusty-diamond)

• (0:44:30) “… you’re all seemingly healthy and still here…”

15 Skyward (rusty-diamond)

• (1:21:52) “They are seemingly employees.”

19 Trial of the Take Part 2

• (1:08:34) “…this long, seemingly…”

20 Trial of the Take Part 3

• (1:10:41) “You pull it off, seemingly without him noticing.”

21 Trial of the Take Part 4

• (3:50:55) “Seeing this little druid girl, seemingly unphased…”

25 Crimson Diplomacy

• (1:54:50) “…standing there, seemingly unscathed by the event.”

29 Whispers

• (0:21:52) “…Seemingly uneventful…”
• (1:13:30) “…Seemingly without recurring incident.”

30 Stoke the Flames

• (2:02:01) “Largely empty, and seemingly unkempt”
• (2:04:02) “She’s gathered as much and is seemingly off-put by the whole presentation.”

31 Gunpowder Plot

• (p1. 0:15:24) “…with guards, all seemingly prepared.”

32 Against the Tide of Bone

• (2:56:00) “…as it seemingly, out of nowhere, this giant feast…”

35 Denouement

• (p1. 1:39:20) “Seemingly featureless across its body…”

Princess Keyleth

anonymous asks: Hello! I have a request. I'd like to know how many times Tiberius addressed Keyleth with her title, "Princess".

Her Grand Vinespeakerness of the Air Ashari: Keyleth!
Times Tiberius addressed Keyleth by a royal title: 11
Times Keyleth was addressed by the party with a royal title: 14
Updated through episode 36.

04 Attack on the Duergar Warcamp (thesingingbadger)

• Tiberius (0:47:49) “Her majesty, Keyleth!”

07 The Throne Room

• Tiberius (2:15:45) “No, no, you’re brilliant, your highness!”

08 Glass and Bone (thesingingbadger)

• Tiberius (1:23:16) “Lady Keyleth, if you will…”

09 Yug’voril Uncovered (dragonmustang01)

• Tiberius (1:27:43) “Your Highness…”

10 K’varn Revealed

• Tiberius (1:36:35) “As soon as I see Her Royalty go in…”

14 Shopping and Shipping (rusty-diamond)

• Tiberius (1:20:41) “That’s fourteen days, your highness.”
• Tiberius (2:42:22) Keyleth: That line [of credit] we’re talking about right now. Tiberius: Well said, your majesty.

17 Hubris

• Tiberius (2:45:12) “We tagged him first. Warcraft rules!” “I don’t know what that means, your Highness!”

22 AraMente to Pyrah

• Vex’ahlia (0:39:22) “Keyleth!  Lady Keyleth!”
• Vax’ildan (1:22:38) “Here’s what I think: Lady Keyleth has been talking about this for a long time…”
• Tiberius (2:39:54) “Lady Keyleth, is that you?”
• Vex’ahlia (2:48:03) “Would you like us to follow you, Your Majesty?”

26 Consequences and Cows

• Tiberius (2:17:10) “You’re Princess Pretty-face.”

27 The Path to Whitestone

• Tiberius (3:16:35) “Eloquent, my lady.”