Bon Appétit

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Anonymous asked: Is there a list of all in-game eating somewhere?

  • Times a member of Vox Machina has consumed something: 95 
  • Times that something was or included alcohol: 36

Thanks to @Clafairified, dialoguesc, Eric R., @GraphixDave, i-encourage-violence, icecream-s-coops, pbandfluff, Rosie-Lostbetweenthepages, Rowena Highlander, @SilentEnGee, @silv3rsing3r, vysoren-of-vord, wallflowerwaitlist, and other fantastic critters for their help compiling this list!

Updated through Episode 62

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Vax Walks Away

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Vax would walk 500 miles/And Vax would walk 500 more/Just to be the half-elf who walked 1000 miles/To stealth right through that door.

Thanks to ActualKateBishop, @Clafairifed, dialoguesc, Eric R., i-encourage-violence, icecream-s-coops, Kagey Kritter, Mason G., Mel25200, @OmrJeuss, pbandfluff, Rhazior, Ro, Rowena Highlander, @SilentEnGee, @silv3rsing3r, vysoren-of-vord, and wallflowerwaitlist for their help compiling this list!

Updated through Episode 61

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Sibling Rivalry

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Anonymous asked: How many times have Laura and Liam smacked, hit, or shoved each other on the stream?

Thanks to @BabbaForrest, @EBalensuela, Henry Mills, holpike, i-encourage-violence, icecream-s-coops, @jeritchie3, and @SilentEnGee for their help compiling this list!

Updated through Episode 60.

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Beard Check

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While wearing this belt, you gain the following benefits:

  • Your Constitution score increases by 2, to a maximum of 20.
  • You have advantage on Charisma (Persuasion) checks made to interact with dwarves.

In addition, while attuned to the belt, you have a 50 percent chance each day at dawn of growing a full beard if you’re capable of growing one, or a visibly thicker beard if you already have one.

If you aren’t a dwarf, you gain the following additional benefits while wearing the belt:

  • You have advantage on saving throws against poison, and you have resistance against poison damage.
  • You have darkvision out to a range of 60 feet.
  • You can speak, read, and write Dwarvish

Total Beard Checks: 25
Successful Beard Checks (Percentile Dice Roll < 50): 11

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Conversations with Jarett

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anonymous asks: How many times have the VoxMachina talked to or had a conversation with Jarret?

Not enough times, that’s how many!  Also:

26 Consequences and Cows
(2:09:30) Jarett agrees to watch Desmond

27 The Path to Whitestone
(1:05:34) Jarett needs a pay increase
(2:37:05) Jarett agrees to watch Desmond again

37 A Musician’s Nostalgia
(0:38:28) Jarett kept an eye on Desmond

38 Echoes of the Past
(1:56:18) A wordless agreement to watch Dranzel’s troupe

39 Omens
(2:27:43) Vox Machina returns to Greyskull

40 Desperate Measures
(1:20:22) Jarett finds out about the dragons

41 In Ruins
(0:42:00) Jarett refuses extra money, and Vex resists the urge to, as she says, “mug down on him.”

42 Dangerous Dealings
(3:12:26) The last conversation with Jarett before relocating to Whitestone.

Critmas Episodes

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anonymous asks: Hi, quick question, what episodes are critmas episodes and at what time do they start?

According to our Running Times table, Critmases occurred on:

On a related note, we’re quickly approaching the one-year anniversary of Critical Role, as well as the nearest Critmas to it. We’re attempting to catalogue as many gifts as we can before that happens, but, it’s a sizable project in so short a time. If you’d like to volunteer to log through an episode of Critmas (or more!), shoot us an ask or an email, and we’ll set you up. Thanks!

How many times has Sam been late?

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anonymous asks: How many times has Sam shown up after the stream has started?

Thanks to work, LA traffic, and the character background video now playing prior to the stream, Sam arrived at Critical Role after the stream started 21 times.  Those episodes are:  

  • 11
  • 15-18
  • 23-31
  • 36-41
  • 43

HUNTER’S MARK.

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Can’t forget Hunter’s Mark. Updated through episode 38.

Thanks to BurdenedWithNoPurpose, ClericofKord, Luscinias, TheSingingBadger, TrenchantWit, and Tux3d0_Mask for their contributions to this list!

Total Hunter’s Marks cast: 31

Total Hunter’s Mark targets: 38

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Trinket is Useful

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Anon asked: How many times has Trinket been useful at all?

We here at Critical Role Stats are a team divided between #LeaveTrinketBehind and #NoBearLeftBehind.  Here are our bipartisan findings. Updated to Episode 41.

02 Into the Greyspine Mines

  • (2:11:12) Trinket protects Scanlan during Vex’s attack phase

07 The Throne Room

  • (3:47:23) Trinket provided the needed assistance to Pike to drag Vax from the incoming magma.

17 Hubris

  • (2:41:29) Trinket damaged the hydra

18 Trial of the Take Part 1

  • (1:56:13) Trinket killed an orc

19 Trial of the Take Part 2

  • (2:48:56) Trinket damaged Rimefang

24 The Feast

  • (2:43:10) Trinket learned how to Cannonball attack

25 Crimson Diplomacy

  • (2:50:27) CANNONBALL! Missed The Broker, hit the monk.

26 Consequences and Cows

  • (2:27:24) Trinket sat on comfort-watch for Percy

27 The Path to Whitestone

  • (0:27:11) Trinket helped defend the keep and Desmond when the stalkers attacked

30 Stoke the Flames

  • (1:30:00) Trinket stayed on night watch with Grog in the tavern and kept him awake

31 Gunpowder Plot

  • (p1. 1:14:14) Trinket did damage to Tylieri
  • (p1. 1:32:13) Got the initial kill of Tylieri.
  • (p2. 0:56:42) Carried Vex away from the skeleton army.

32 Against the Tide of Bone

  • (0:18:41) Quickly carried Vex back to the skeleton army so she could get in an early attack

33 Reunions

  • (p1. 1:38:42) Grappled Ripley
  • (p2. 1:30:40) Successfully cannonball-attacked in the crypt

35 Denouement

  • (2:01:38) Part of the kill of Orthax

36 Winter’s Crest in Whitestone

  • (2:10:54) Won Vex some gold by tying for first in the pie eating contest

37 A Musician’s Nostalgia

  • (4:18:59) Trinket carried the unconscious body of Daxio back to the palace

38 Echoes of the Past

  • (2:11:47) Gave a solid perception check in Krieg’s house

41 In Ruins

  • (1:42:32) Trinket beheads a looter at Gilmore’s

Vox Machina: Turnt Up

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Drinks all around!

Well, except maybe during these times. I hear good things about Wah-Turr… Updated as of episode 38.*

  1. Party (ep13, 2:19:07) Pub crawl to celebrate escape from the Underdark.
  2. Vax’ildan (ep14, 2:48:20) After a pleasant afternoon out with Gilmore.
  3. Grog (ep17, 1:24:05) A disappointing evening after a disappointing defeat.
  4. Vex’ahlia (ep22, 1:14:12) A day of material loss drives the treasurer to drink.
  5. Party (ep23, 1:45:05) After Grog’s victory in the Crucible, they commence celebration, continuing throughout the afternoon (1:58:27).
  6. Tiberius (ep26, 2:15:43) A frustrating turn of events turns the dragonborn to fire water.
  7. Keyleth (ep38, 0:40:02) Vox Machina’s second pub crawl results in a very drunk druid. Keyleth doesn’t want to go home, so Grog suggests four shots of Firewater (0:52:18). After a bit of “druidcrafting” (0:57:28), Pike casts Lesser Restoration to remove the hangover, but keep the buzz going (1:02:45).

*Note that we’re still waiting on drunk showcases from Pike, Scanlan, and Percy!