Villains Gallery: Underdark and Trial of the Take

Villains Gallery: Underdark and Trial of the Take

Thanks to @brinmataujall for this art piece!

We had an anonymous critter request a while back for us to create a list of villains and information about their intentions and deeds. There have been a lot of big bads over the course of 99 episodes, so many that we can't do them justice in one post. We're breaking them up by story arc, starting with the Underdark and Trial of the Take villains.

Underdark

Duergar General

  • Duergar fighter
  • Led troops at the duergar warcamp
  • Wielded the Firebrand Warhammer
    • Taken after his death by Grog
  • Killed by Clarota

King Murghol

  • Duergar fighter
  • Ruler of the duergar- married to Queen Ulara
  • Served K’varn the Mad
  • Captured and tortured Kima of Vord
  • Killed by Scanlan in his own throne room

Queen Ulara

  • Duergar arcane caster
  • Ruler of the duergar- married to King Murghol
  • Served K’varn the Mad
  • Captured and tortured Kima of Vord
  • Escaped the throne room with Grog, was eventually caught by VM
  • Banished by Scanlan before returning to be interrogated, killed by K’varn the Mad in the course of this interrogation
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Character Causes Battle

Pyrot3ch-nick asked: How many times has VM gone into combat due to one or two characters’ actions?

To answer that, we’ll have to be a little myopic. Often Vox Machina’s intention was to battle in the first place, but it was one or two characters’ actions that set the battle in motion. Updated to Episode 94.

Total: 21

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What We Know About Hotis and the Nine Hells: A Summary

Vox Machina is determined to put an end to Hotis once and for all. To do that, they’ll need to make the dangerous trek through the Nine Hells. Did you start watching Critical Role at the Feywild arc and have no idea what’s going on? Forgotten the details of the Trial of the Take episodes? Curious about the Hells? We’ve got you covered. First, we have a link to our quote compendium about the Hells and Hotis. Second, below the cut we have a summary of the relevant information- spoilers abound! We’re going to largely steer clear of any speculation beyond the information that was laid out on Critical Role. Remember: the Nine Hells on Critical Role may have similarities and differences from the Nine Hells described in the DMG.

The Hotis Quote Compendium

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Raven Queen Moments

Raven Queen Moments

Thanks to @shalizeh7for the art!

cipherponyjinx asked: How many times has Vax interacted with the Raven Queen and when?

Anonymous asked: Given the revelation that Vax is now multiclassing as a paladin, can we get a list of all the Raven Queen moments?

Thank you to Andrew C., Dan R., David T., Fletch, icecream-s-coops, @jeritchie3, @melissamelrita, @mrsgoodreaver, Olivia A., and Rosie-lostbetweenthepages for their help compiling this list!

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Don’t Cry For Me, Vox Machina

@BananaMcGee1 Here’s a stat for you to find: How many times have any of the players cried on the show?
Anonymous asked: It would be cool to have a list of all the times the cast and characters cried in the show.

Hey, this stuff gets emotional, man.

Thanks to agent-of-chaotic-order, Eric R., @GraphixDave, holpike, i-encourage-violence, icecream-s-coops, @jeritchie3, kevvinn, pbandfluff, Rosie-LostBetweenThePages, Rowena Highlander, @SilentEnGee, vysoren-of-vord, wallflowerwaitlist, and other fantastic critters for their help compiling this list!

Updated through Episode 62

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Rakshasaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Art by Jet

So, it’s probably about time we talk about rakshasas again. Big spoilers about what it can do below. If you’re a player, keep in mind that the following information can’t be unlearned!

The last time we did a study of what the rakshasa could do, Vax, Keyleth, Tibs, Kashaw, and Thorbir were hunting it among Vasselheim’s refuse. This time, let’s focus more on… well, what the heck it’s doing right now.

Life and Death

Let’s start with the tiger in the room: a couple of the players commented on it, and several critters have asked us: “That can’t be Hotis, right? He was dead, they took his eyes and stuff! Is that a mate, or what’s going on?”

Fun fact about fiends: fiends fought on the Material Plane don’t die. Instead, they are merely relocated to their lower plane of origin (Abyss for demons, Nine Hells for devils, etc). In the case of Rakshasas (which, as of 5e, are considered a type of devil), this transition period is incredibly painful, and can take as short as a couple months or as long as a couple years. During this time, they remain trapped in agony as their body slowly reforms, with nothing but the memory of their former life to reflect on.

Naturally, a rakshasa’s first thought would be that of revenge. Once the transition period is complete, a simple use of Plane Shift (which you’ll remember a rakshasa can cast once per day) can bring them back to the Material Plane, where they commence planning the downfall of the individual or individuals who killed them. In the event that their killer is already dead, the loved ones or descendants make an equally delicious target.

Another fun fact about fiends: fiends can only be permanently killed on their plane of origin. If a party could either convince a rakshasa to battle on the Nine Hells or track it down while it was reforming (all the while battling off residents and the effects of the plane), they could ensure that said rakshasa’s wrath would not come again.

Hotis Lives

Aw, he’s just being friendly! Art by Fl0werb0ys.

It has been 75 days between Vax slitting Hotis’s throat and Hotis planting his dagger into Vax’s side.

Several people have also asked if Hotis can be expected to be more powerful. We find this unlikely, as the lore states nothing of the subject. Rakshasas are very cunning, and will only engage in a battle they feel they have an adequate advantage for going in. Between his immunity to low level spells and invulnerability to nonmagical weapons, Hotis has little to worry about defensively, especially once the trap is sprung.

Offensively speaking, rakshasas are just as brutal in physical combat as they are effective spellcasters. Their claws carry a curse of their own, which are especially dangerous if the victim cannot escape and has no means to return damage. Even if the victim walks away, they may find that their dreams are filled with horrifying images that prevent them from getting any rest whatsoever for as long as the curse remains with them.

Hotis has clearly been watching Vax for a very long time, and has said as much. By inviting Vax late at night, gifting him a stylish robe, and locking them both up high, Hotis has effectively isolated, disarmed, and unarmored him. Vax can only hope that his Wisdom Saving Throw can beat a DC of 18 (with advantage, thanks to his elven heritage’s defense against charm effects). Besides invisibility, true sight, and plane shift, the most worrisome abilities Hotis has at its disposal is mind-control spells (Dominate Person x1, Charm Person x 3, Suggestion x 3).

BUT WHAT ABOUT GILMORE

We are going to refrain from publicly speculating about the current state of our favorite flamboyant arcane entrepreneur. We’re anxious to find out, just as much as everyone else!

Death Saves

luminarycas asked: Do you have stats on how often VM saves and fails on death saving throws? For some reason, it feels as if they fail much more often than that they save.

Here are the Death Saving Throws that Vox Machina has made, discounting auto-failures due to taking damage while unconscious:

Updated to Episode 54

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In-Party Conflict

Anonymous Asked: I'm kind of curious if you guys know how many times the members of Vox Machina have attacked each other intentionally - like for example Scanlan punching Percy in the stockade, or Grog attacking Percy for the skull?

For the purposes of this answer, we aren’t including attacks that are intended for other creatures-like Area of Effect spells where a party member wasn’t the target- or if the damage dealt to a party member was unintentional.

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Critmas Episodes

anonymous asks: Hi, quick question, what episodes are critmas episodes and at what time do they start?

According to our Running Times table, Critmases occurred on:

On a related note, we’re quickly approaching the one-year anniversary of Critical Role, as well as the nearest Critmas to it. We’re attempting to catalogue as many gifts as we can before that happens, but, it’s a sizable project in so short a time. If you’d like to volunteer to log through an episode of Critmas (or more!), shoot us an ask or an email, and we’ll set you up. Thanks!

Wheatoning.

anonymous asks: What were the rolls that Wil Wheaton made during his time as guest player, and what is the statistical unlikeliness of those rolls? Please also account for times when he rolled a 19 when desiring to roll low.

Given that Wil rolled a d20 54 times over the course of both appearances in the Trial of the Take, we would expect for the frequency of each roll to look similar to this chart, with minor variations (5% of the time):

Instead, the results actually look like this (data from these posts on Episode 20 and Episode 21):

Now, we do have the problem of having a very small sample size of 54 rolls for computing “statistical unlikeliness” (minimum acceptable would be about 1000 rolls). The difference between once and ten times rolled is HUGE when almost all rolls are in the single digits. If we were to boost the trials to 540 rolls, even with Wil’s luck, it’s unlikely he’d have 100 Nat1s and 10 Nat20s. This is the assumption we make with the data we have, in which a single roll can make a world of difference.

But, let’s just assume that this is a perfect representation of how Wil always rolls. Natural 1s made up 18.518% of Wil’s rolls, with a deviation of 73.37% from the expected number of times rolled. It should be noted that rolling any number only once (which is very reasonable for any number to be rolled with 54 total) has a 62.963% deviation. We also calculated the standard deviation, comparing scarily perfect dice to Wheaton’s dice. Again, not very relevant based on such a small sample size, but, hey, if you’re into it, knock yourself out.

The odds of Wheatoning

Earlier this month, we put together all of Wil’s rolls from the Trial of the Take and attempted to calculate how much he “broke math.” Now, actual statistician IsYitzack has sent in his analysis of the data (along with the numbers retrieved from Mathematica): 

If you’d like to see what else IsYitzack has calculated for us, check out the stats on Saving Throws and the odds of the second Kern fight!