Conversations with Jarett

anonymous asks: How many times have the VoxMachina talked to or had a conversation with Jarret?

Not enough times, that’s how many!  Also:

26 Consequences and Cows
(2:09:30) Jarett agrees to watch Desmond

27 The Path to Whitestone
(1:05:34) Jarett needs a pay increase
(2:37:05) Jarett agrees to watch Desmond again

37 A Musician’s Nostalgia
(0:38:28) Jarett kept an eye on Desmond

38 Echoes of the Past
(1:56:18) A wordless agreement to watch Dranzel’s troupe

39 Omens
(2:27:43) Vox Machina returns to Greyskull

40 Desperate Measures
(1:20:22) Jarett finds out about the dragons

41 In Ruins
(0:42:00) Jarett refuses extra money, and Vex resists the urge to, as she says, “mug down on him.”

42 Dangerous Dealings
(3:12:26) The last conversation with Jarett before relocating to Whitestone.

Critmas Episodes

anonymous asks: Hi, quick question, what episodes are critmas episodes and at what time do they start?

According to our Running Times table, Critmases occurred on:

On a related note, we’re quickly approaching the one-year anniversary of Critical Role, as well as the nearest Critmas to it. We’re attempting to catalogue as many gifts as we can before that happens, but, it’s a sizable project in so short a time. If you’d like to volunteer to log through an episode of Critmas (or more!), shoot us an ask or an email, and we’ll set you up. Thanks!

Get On Their Level

Anons asked:

I would like to know what level is each party member during each given session.

How many sessions it takes, on average, for each member to gain a level?

According to our leveling spreadsheet, the members of Vox Machina have leveled between two (Pike) and five (Grog) times since the beginning of the stream. Some of them level in many of the same episodes as each other, while others level more sporadically.

To then figure out the average number of sessions it takes to gain a level, we need to know when each player was out, or out but controlled by someone else (so they could still gain experience).

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Quick Answers

We have a number of questions in our inbox, many of which are repeat questions or questions that we don’t have enough information to give a solid answer yet.  Here are answers to some of those:

Stats on character items/What do people have equipped

  • We’ll be updating them soon, but everything we know about items that VM has equipped, or anything about their stats, is on our character sheets for them.

NPC List/Critmas gift list/Vox Machina damage dealt/Vex and Vax name mix-ups/Various other word counts/Challenge Ratings

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How many times has Sam been late?

anonymous asks: How many times has Sam shown up after the stream has started?

Thanks to work, LA traffic, and the character background video now playing prior to the stream, Sam arrived at Critical Role after the stream started 21 times.  Those episodes are:  

  • 11
  • 15-18
  • 23-31
  • 36-41
  • 43

How can Grog take half piercing, slashing, and bludgeoning damage?

anonymous asks: For some reason I'm unable to view the character sheet information. What makes it so that Grog takes half damage from piercing, slashing, and blunt weapon damage?

Hmm… We’ll look into it. The sheets are due for an update from us, anyway, but if you’re able to view Dropbox files, you should be able to see what we have.

Anyway, your question! It’s actually one of the benefits of the barbarian class. According to the PHB (48), rage grants the following benefits:

  • Advantage on STR checks and STR saving throws
  • Bonus damage to melee STR attack rolls (determined by barbarian level)
  • Resistance to piercing, bludgeoning, or slashing damage.

Additionally, although Grog took Path of the Berserker (which is great for dealing all the damage), you might also consider The Path of the Totem. At third level, a Totem of the Bear warrior has resistance to ALL damage during their rage, except psychic damage. (Intelligence damage is never good for barbarians, no matter what your path is.)

Rat Queens Mentions

@Marisha_Ray asks: I unabashedly need a favor from @CritRoleStats: How many times have we mentioned Rat Queens on #CriticalRole? You will forever have my <3

You’ve got ours, Marisha!  Critters, if you haven’t checked out Rat Queens yet, get on it.

She also asked using CRStats Rule 2:

Mighty @critrolestats,
Reveal our redundancies.
We’re Rat Queens obsessed.

05 The Trick About Falling

  • (0:15:26) Ashley wears a Rat Queens shirt throughout the episode.

17 Hubris

  • (0:06:40) Laura wears a Rat Queens shirt throughout the episode.

22 AraMente to Pyrah

  • (0:44:00) Ashley wears a Rat Queens shirt throughout the episode.

24 The Feast

  • (0:03:42) Liam wears a Rat Queens shirt throughout the episode.

30 Stoke the Flames

  • (0:04:44) Laura: We’re dressed as Rat Queens.  Marisha: We’re Rat Queens, I’m Violet.  Laura: I’m Hannah.  You should check it out, it’s an awesome comic book.  I’m conjuring up a little *flips bird* f*** you.  Marisha: And, what does Violet say? We’re going to put the kickass back in team. Yeah. Rat Queens!

33 Reunions

  • (p1. 0:02:33) Liam: We got a big, fat care package from Kurtis Wiebe he’s the writer of Rat Queens (Laura: YEAHHHHHHHHH!), so we have a collected volume…some t-shirts…obviously we love some Rat Queens.

42 Dangerous Dealings

  • (0:02:44) Liam: This is an impromptu announcement. Kurtis Wiebe just announced on the twitters-Kurtis Wiebe is the writer for the comic book Rat Queens.  Sam: Woo hoo!  Laura: Amazing!  Liam: We all are addicted to it. He works with Tess Fowler, who’s the artist right now, and, basically, they’re outfit and our outfit are in love. And, Kurtis kind of announced on twitter today that he’s going to be shoving Vox Machina in there some way, some how.

Special Q&A

  • Marisha wears a Rat Queens shirt throughout the episode

Scanlan's Most Powerful Limericks

anonymous asks: Can anyone list the all of the powerful limericks from Scanlan the king slayer? Time stamps or written out is fine.

Funny you should mention that. We made a page for ALL limericks that made their way onto the show, but totally forgot to publicize it. We’ve posted Scanlan’s limericks below the break, but be sure to check out our new Limericks page, updated when new limericks are available!

  • 37 (0:48:33) Inspiring Pike with a limerick
    There once was a gnome from Emon
    Who sang a scandalous song
    The ladies would swoon,
    At his rather large tune
    And say, “My, it’s impossibly long!”

  • Ep37 (3:14:06) Inspiring Vax with a limerick
    I knew a goliath in Whitestone,
    Who lived in a very, very fine home.
    ‘Til one day a wizard,
    Or maybe a large lizard,
    Burned it and left him alone.

  • Ep38 (2:07:45) Inspiring Pike with a limerick
    There once was a gnome with a mace
    Who had an adorable face!
    She never would bed me,
    But, I hope she won’t forget me
    ‘Cause, oh, how I do love the chase!

  • Ep39 (0:23:27) Inspiring Vex with a limerick about Trinket
    I once knew a bear named Trinket,
    And would often tell you, “He stink-it!”
    But you were appalled,
    So you kicked me in the balls,
    And now I don’t say it, I just think it!

  • Ep42 (0:50:10) Inspiring Keyleth with a limerick
    I know an air-headed young druid
    Whose plans are more gassy than fluid.
    When the battle starts,
    She turns her pals into farts,
    They see danger and pass right through it!

Monster Analysis: Earthbreaker Groon

  • First appearance: 23 THE REMATCH
  • Encounter appearance: 43 Return to Vasselheim
  • Level 18 or higher Monk, Way of the Open Hand
  • Armor Class 23 (10 + Dex 7 + Wis 6)
  • Difficulty Class 20 (8 + Prof 6 + Wis 6)
  • Base Speed 60 ft (30 ft + Unarmored Movement 30 ft)
  • Legendary Resistance
  • 302 damage taken before Groon ended the encounter

Groon was described as being in peak strength, an elderly human made entirely of muscle and trained to the point of absolute knowledge of the workings of the body (as the Earthbreaker of Kord should be). He is stated by Lady Kima to have “punched someone’s head clean off.“

Groon saved against all of Craven Edge’s attempts to drain his strength. We know that Craven’s DC is a low 12, which should be easily defeated. In fact, with his natural strength and his proficiency on all saving throws (Diamond Soul), we get the impression that nothing short of a Natural 1 would have failed Craven’s drain.

We found the Legendary Resistances particularly fascinating. On one hand, it could imply that he is not a human, but something else taking a human form. On the other, he could have also trained to the point that he became a legendary creature, able to withstand over 300 points of damage. While we’d love to say the former, we’re definitely leaning toward the latter. We also found it interesting that Mercer resurrected the old D&D mechanic of Action Points to give Groon extra turns in the 4th and 5th rounds. We know that Groon took all classes in monk, so the “action surge” ability was not a class feature so much as something Groon was capable of.

One thing that we noticed right away was that Groon also altered the ability Quivering Palm. According to the PHB (p80), a creature who fails the save drops to 0 HP, while a success still takes 10d10 necrotic damage. However, consider that Groon has trained so completely that he is the highest representation of pure strength, and that he was not trying to take out Grog’s true source of strength. It makes perfect sense in-game that Groon was so intimately knowledgeable of the technique that he was able to modify the attack mid-combat to be weaker than the PHB suggests.

We also find it interesting that Groon only blocked 13 damage when, theoretically, with 7 Dex and a monk level of 18 or higher, the minimum amount he should have deflected from Vax’s daggers was 26. Again, 7+1d10 is probably plenty, considering otherwise the monk’s test would have otherwise rendered Vax’s assistance in Grog’s intervention completely useless, which was not the goal. Mercer himself said, “For all those curious, Groon wasn’t out to kill anyone, so even his attacks and abilities were held back in places. ;)”

What started the Vax/Grog prank war?

anonymous asks: What episode started the vax/grog prank war? I am asking during stream. I know it probably started pre-stream. I'm thinking its the tripping in the underdark.

Indeed, Grog tripping Vax- in retribution for Vax saying that the ground water/sulfur smell of the air smelled like Grog- is the start of the prank war in Episode 5 at 1:43:50.

We were also informed by Travis that the prank war started on day one of the campaign, when he realized that he could do absolutely anything in game (”So… I can punch Vax?”).