Villains Gallery: The Chroma Conclave

Villains Gallery: The Chroma Conclave

Thanks to @blacksalander for the art piece!

We had an anonymous critter request a while back for us to create a list of villains and information about their intentions and deeds. There have been a lot of big bads over the course of 99 episodes, so many that we can't do them justice in one post. We're breaking them up by story arc, continuing with the dragons of the Chroma Conclave.

The Chroma Conclave

Thordak, The Cinder King

  • Ancient red dragon
  • Head of the Chroma Conclave
  • Originally from the Shifting Sands, was defeated by Devo’ssa after attacking Ank’harel and thought dead.
  • Washed up on the Opash’s island.
  • Was tortured and experimented on by Opash for years before overpowering the necromancer.
  • Found the knowledge of the rituals to become a dracolich, and set out for Tal’Dorei to gain more power and find arcane users powerful enough to perform the ritual.
  • Invaded Raishan’s territory, and made a deal to help her cure her Soul Curse in exchange for her allegiance
  • Invaded Tal’Dorei, razing the Verdant Expanse before being defeated by Kima of Vord, Allura Vysoren, Drake Thunderbrand, and their compatriots, and banished to the Fire Plane.
    • Destroyed Byroden, killing Vax’ildan and Vex’ahlia’s mother.
  • Spotted by VM on their trip to the Fire Plane during Keyleth’s AraMente
  • Grew larger and more insane during his 15 years in the Fire Plane before breaking out with Raishan’s help and destroying Pyrah.
    • Returned with a Heartstone implanted with an Ember Seed buried in his chest.
    • Raishan broke him out earlier than expected due to her concerns about his increasing insanity- Winter’s Crest rather than the summer solstice.
  • Razed the city of Emon and began turning the Cloudtop District into his lair, forcing the surviving citizens to serve him.
    • Was slowly turning the city into a volcano
    • Laid several elemental dragon eggs beneath the former castle, having reproduced asexually
  • Killed by Vax’ildan in a tunnel leading to his main lair.

Brimscythe, The Iron Storm

  • Young adult blue dragon
  • Served on the Council of Emon as a human with the name General Krieg Tristan.
  • Member of the Chroma Conclave.
  • Lair located somewhere in the Cliffkeep Mountains. Can be entered via a portal in the basement of his home in the Cloudtop District.
  • Killed by Vax’ildan after VM’s discovery of the portal to his lair.
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Raven Queen Moments

Raven Queen Moments

Thanks to @shalizeh7for the art!

cipherponyjinx asked: How many times has Vax interacted with the Raven Queen and when?

Anonymous asked: Given the revelation that Vax is now multiclassing as a paladin, can we get a list of all the Raven Queen moments?

Thank you to Andrew C., Dan R., David T., Fletch, icecream-s-coops, @jeritchie3, @melissamelrita, @mrsgoodreaver, Olivia A., and Rosie-lostbetweenthepages for their help compiling this list!

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Percy’s Got More Than a Gun

@AnaDrabbles asked: Do you have any idea how many times Percy has used a melee weapon/when he used one for the 1st time? Thanks!

Percy’s first time using a melee weapon was in Episode 24 (2:41:15), when he tested out the newly-made Diplomacy glove on Tiberius. He’s used a melee weapon 37 times, which is more than what we expected. Here are the other times he used a melee weapon: 

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Quick Answers 27

To all the people asking us to track Vox Machina’s nicknames and endearments:

We’re working on it!

When does Keyleth talk about religion?

As best we can recall, Episodes 8 (51:30-54:00, argument with Kima), 9 (1:24:02-1:24:15, 1:27:19-1:27:40, a couple quick statements), 53 (0:21:48-0:24:46, a conversation with Theodore’s mother), 54 (1:30:00-1:33:30, conversation with Vax), 57 (1:21:02-1:22:50, conversation with Vax), and 58 (2:59:14-3:04:52, conversation with Pike). Thanks to @MirumotoTairu for the last one!

What version of D&D does Critical Role play?

Fifth edition with some house rules thrown in.

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Crits of Episode 61-Denizens of the Moonbrush

Since this week’s episode tied Episode 55 for the highest number of Natural 20s at 14, and set the record for Natural 1s at 10, we decided to give the critical hits & failures their own post. When you take into account the number of d20 rolls (157), Vox Machina rolled a Natural 20 about 8.92% of the time, and a Natural 1 around 6.37% of the time. These are also both records.

So no, it wasn’t just your imagination or an effect of rolling more times overall. There were a lot of crits in this episode (by statistics, you’d expect a rate of 5%, or 7-8 rolls for each case).

For the record, for the first 60 episodes, Percy has the highest overall Natural 20 rate of Vox Machina, and his is only 6.9%. Trinket has the highest Natural 1 rate at 5.21%.

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Birds of a Feather

Qui11iam asked: How many birds has the cast flipped over the course of the show?

While the rogue has definitely been responsible for the most “daggers” thrown, the rest of the cast has shown that they can throw their own fair share. 

Number of party birds: 51

Number of Liam birds: 24

Thanks to agent-of-chaotic-order, @BabbaForrest, BillieblueJean, burdenedwithnopurpose, @EBalensuela, holpike, icecream-s-coops, @jeritchie3, rusty-diamond, and @SilentEnGee for their help compiling this list!

Updated through Episode 61.

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Salesman Sam

Crit Role Stats here with Salesman Sam Riegel! Too much quiet on the air? Fill it with merchandise! DM sharing secrets with one but not all? Don’t worry, there’s probably a new t-shirt in the store! Scroll down NOW, and we’ll throw in the complete list of all the times Sam Riegel has attempted to sell something on the stream for the first 60 episodes, absolutely FREE!

Thanks to ActualKateBishop, @BabbaForrest, @EBalensuela, icecream-s-coops, and @Silentengee for their compilation help!

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Quick Answers 20

Today, we’re talking about character heights, nicknames, Grog’s *sharp* new hat, and more!

How tall is everyone?

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Puns of Episode 55: Umbrasyl

For future reference, just because one is named after a rock does not mean that they will have any more luck investigating a rock than anyone else.

  • (1:53:45) Grog: How could you have a staff and not give it a name?  Shale: Only men name their staffs.
  • (2:11:00) Sam: Grab Shale.  Shale’s a rock.
  • (3:40:22) Sam: Oh gosh this is a ……critical roll. 

Media References of Episode 55: Umbrasyl

If only there was art of Umbrasyl lit up with Kesha-esque Faerie Fire…

  • (0:25:15) Ashley: Shock me like an electric eel! (“Electric Feel” by MGMT)

  • (0:33:12) Marisha: Khaleesi!! (Game of Thrones)

  • (0:43:40) Liam: Flames on the side of my face! (Clue)

  • (0:46:31) Travis: I can do this all day! (Captain America)

  • (0:53:39) Matt: It’s not a racing broom, a Quidditch broom. Travis: Not a Nimbus 2000 or a Firebolt. (Harry Potter)

  • (0:57:37) Marisha: S***y GI Joes!

  • (1:00:48) Liam: So it’s a Sophie’s Choice.

  • (1:03:18) Sam: His brain is just geometry. Matt: It’s A Beautiful Mind moment in the middle of the sky.

  • (1:08:50) Travis and Taliesin: You came in like a wrecking ball! (“Wrecking Ball” by Miley Cyrus)

  • (1:10:30) Sam: Of Jor-El damage (Superman)

  • (1:51:40) Matt: The armored cleric cannot be seen! (Monty Python) Thanks to Mathieu Guerin for this one!

  • (1:52:43) Liam: Marty McFly’s holding a photo… (Back to the Future)

  • (2:06:54) Marisha: You on the outside, me on the inside, there’s advantage to both! (“Pow Pow” by LCD Soundsystem)

  • (2:08:01) Liam: We’re gonna Nathan Drake it up there. (Uncharted)

  • (3:05:05) Travis: Not the bees! Not the bees! (The Wicker Man)

  • (3:17:45) Marisha: Glitter bomb! It’s like a Kesha music video.

  • (3:18:07) Cast: Disco dragon! (“Disco Duck” by Rick Dees)

  • (3:26:57) Sam: He’s in the Bigby and the dike!

  • (3:27:40) Liam: Not like this! Not like this! (The Matrix)

  • (3:28:57) Travis: Hold me in your arm tonight! (“Take Me Home Tonight” by Eddie Money)

  • (3:32:01) Marisha: It’s like a John Woo film!

  • (3:38:28) Sam: You leave when Burt Reynolds says you can f***ing leave!

  • (3:56:50) Liam: Shot through the heart! (“You Give Love a Bad Name” by Bon Jovi)

  • (4:11:08) Matt: *does the Terminator dissolving thumbs up*

Monster Analysis: Umbrasyl, The Hope Devourer (Part 2)

Thanks to Jet for this art piece!

  • Encounter Appearance: 55 Umbrasyl
  • Estimated Challenge Rating: 22
  • Armor Class 22
  • Speed 40 ft, Flying 80 ft
  • Blindsight 60 ft, darkvision 120 ft, Passive 26
  • Immune to acid damage
  • Lair Actions, Legendary Actions
  • Spellcaster
  • Legendary Resistance (1 remaining and spent)
  • Max HP: 825 (thanks to Matt for confirming!)
    • 759 damage taken away from lair
    • 574 healed between battles
    • 640 damage taken in lair
  • 18 + 4 necrotic HDYWTDT by Grog

One dragon down, three to go. Too easy. (Not too easy.) See Part One of our analysis here.

In the Sky

With three rounds spent dealing with the direct attentions of a desperate, fleeing dragon and a final fourth and fifth spent plummeting, the only reason no party members died was pure ingenuity. Vax and Scanlan weathered Umbrasyl’s attempts to digest them, successfully fighting their way to the surface, while Grog kept steady on the creature long enough to fall at the most convenient time possible. The extra 68 points of damage didn’t hurt the party’s chances, either.

Vax’s acceptance as the Raven Queen’s champion, while not enough on its own to save him from falling to his death, granted enough time for him to be saved midair in addition to opening up the potential future support from the deity. Scanlan’s incredibly inspired uses of Bigby’s Hand, as well as the choice to drop it to make Grog a giant eagle (and also smarter) provided a very unexpected and heroic rescue for the three vestige bearers. Even Keyleth’s use of the gate stone, while not entirely mechanically effective, did get her closer to the troubled party members and resulted in one seriously badass moment of RP.

Art by Jason deBit

Between Battles

Over the course the party’s cautious trip up the mountain and their short rest, Umbrasyl healed up 574 points and set traps for their arrival. However, the party really needed the time to tend to their own wounds. Grog spent all of his hit dice recovering. Keyleth regained her Wild Shape, and Pike regained her Channel Divinity. Percy attuned to the Dragonslayer Longsword while Vax reclaimed his Displacer Cloak.

Additionally, any defenses the lair had in the form of terrain or traps held little threat against the party. Vox Machina (plus Shale!) was able to successfully scale the mountain with little issue, circumvent the Old Magic traps, and sneak right up to Umbrasyl without giving him an extra surprise round of attacks.

In the Dragon’s Lair

Umbrasyl took full advantage of his lair, about as much as a desperate ancient dragon on the verge of death could. Even for a makeshift home, it came fully furnished with pools of acid and every possible variation of lair action available. The swarming insects, the grasping tides, and the two bubbles of darkness were just wrinkles added to the fight.

His invisibility probably served him best of all, as the first couple of rounds proved not nearly as effective as the damage they were able to him deal out in the open. His last Legendary Resistance was spent to maintain it for another round against Keyleth’s first Faerie Fire, but a failed Concentration check made him visible to the invaders.

Most terrifying of all was his near constant use of his acid breath. The party was very fortunate that three uses of it were not concentrated on any particular individuals more than twice. Umbrasyl also made great use his legendary actions, spending all three for all rounds but the first (when it was just him verses Vax).

The Party’s Strategy

We’d consider Keyleth’s Faerie Fires the play of the battle. Although the first use lost Grog’s acid resistance and was negated by Umbrasyl’s final legendary resistance, this opened up Umbrasyl to fall victim to it in the third round. It’s here where Vox Machina took back the battle, with the party dealing 303 damage (42% of the damage from this portion of the battle!), much of which would not have been possible without advantage. This includes crits from Percy with the Dragonslayer Longsword (who dealt a total of 172 damage in that single round courtesy of his action surge) and Grog as a freaking barbarian (who dealt a total of 91 damage in that round with 4 fewer hits than Percy).

While Keyleth provided the offensive support, Scanlan provided extremely valuable defensive support. His Cutting Words, while miniscule, reduced damage from the acid breaths enough to ensure that the party stood until the very last round (e.g., Shale had 2 HP left, which would not have been without damage reduction). Cutting Words also ensured that Umbrasyl failed a number of key saves, including the aforementioned Faerie Fire. Scanlan’s Stinking Cloud also forced Umbrasyl to hold off an acid breath attack for another round. There was also the matter of, Bigby’s, um…

Bigby’s Wound Fingering Hand?

The party used the space of the cavern fairly well. Vax, Shale, Trinket, Grog, and Percy provided valuable distractions, whittling away at Umbrasyl while Vex fired from the shadows. Pike’s War God’s Blessing resulted in additional 22 points of damage from Vex and 27 from Grog, and her critical Guiding Bolt enema lit up the dragon in a way that proved just as useful for morale as for the damage total.

The final acid breath resulted in the first party KOs of the battle (which is pretty impressive on the party’s part). It also triggered Grog’s brand new 14th level barbarian reaction that also resulted in the HDYWTDT. (For those curious, Grog dealt an additional 27+ Unknown points of necrotic damage over the course of the battle thanks to five separate reminders!)

Damages

Speaking of damage, let’s get the final damage totals for this fight:

  • Grog 370
  • Percy 321
  • Vex’ahlia 219
  • Pike 117
  • Vax’ildan 99
  • Scanlan 93
  • Shale 20
  • Keyleth 8

Quick Answers 15

How many times (and when) did Tiberius introduce himself?

29: We’ve got all of those times detailed here.

What is the male sphinx named?

A name is earned (by watching Episode 49). We’ve got a document with all the riddles that’s spoiler-free as long, as you don’t scroll too far, if you want to figure it out alongside the party.  If you are really intent on spoiling yourself, you can find it on our NPC list.

When did Grog say, “Have you heard the good news of our Lord and Savior MY AXE IN YOUR FACE?!”

Episode 29 (1:29:11)

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