Villains Gallery: Post-Conclave and Unlikable People

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Villains Gallery: Post-Conclave and Unlikable People

Thanks to @Takayuuki_art for the art piece!

We had an anonymous critter request a while back for us to create a list of villains and information about their intentions and deeds. There have been a lot of big bads over the course of 99 episodes, so many that we can't do them justice in one post. We're breaking them up by story arc, ending with the villains Vox Machina faced so far after the Conclave, as well as the folks who didn't quite make it to Villain status, but were still pretty unlikable.

After The Conclave

The Kraken

  • Kraken
  • Scourge of the rift between the Material and Water planes
  • Producer of lodestones that keeps Vesrah afloat
  • Attacked Vox Machina after Taryon spoiled their stealth
  • Killed Vax’ildan.
  • Was prevented from crossing into the Material plane.

Utugash, The Herald of Vassalage

  • Pit fiend
  • Ran a section of the City of Dis
  • “One of the prominent owners and taskmasters involved in moving souls and soul goods throughout this area of Dis. He is slovenly, he is lazy, he is powerful, and he needs to fall. [...] At this time, his laziness has left him a useless sack of demon s**t.”
  • Bought Tova from the Mentiri prison for his own entertainment.
  • Attacked by VM in his stronghold to fulfill the terms of Percy’s deal with Ipkesh, a cambion under his command.
  • Permanently killed by Tova
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Quick Answers 48

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Who was it that killed each individual member of the conclave with what attack? (for fanart purposes)

  • Brimscythe: Vax’ildan, Unknown (presumably a dagger)
  • Umbrasyl: Grog, Bloodaxe
  • Vorugal: Vex’ahlia, Fenthras
  • Thordak: Vax’ildan, Whisper
  • Raishan: Kerrek, Dusk Warhammer

Did Vex drop Demons for her favorite enemy? I was rewatching the episode where Vex and Percy were in the library and Laura brought it up but then said never mind.

Nothing has been stated on the show about it, as far as we know.

I would like to know how many times Laura has used swear words OOC and IC on the show?

We have no problem with strong language, but we still want to keep the language (relatively) clean on the site. Also, we no longer take tracking requests that require a full-show rewatch. (Friendly reminder to also check out our Frequently Asked Questions page!)

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My Buddy Pike

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kevvinn asked: Is there a count of how many times Grog has said “My Buddy Pike”?  

As a bonus, Grog also calls Pike his buddy in the notes of his recent playlist!  

Times Grog has called Pike his ‘buddy’: 11

Thank you to @AtomicStraw, Alexandra, avventurierisenzapaura, @ChrisVLinden,  @Clafairified, @cwittland, @dutchcritter, Eric R., icecream-s-coops, i-encourage-peace, Lucas M., Mason G., Mel25200. @mirumototairu, @_miss_maria_, mthwiz, @MysticalSpider, Patrick J., pbandfluff, René B., Ro, Rowena Highlander, @silv3rsing3r, sunnydaleworld, Supertoasty, wallflowerwaitlist, wouldlike2rage, and other critters for their work compiling this list!      

43 Return to Vasselheim

  • (2:51:37) Grog: I choose my buddy, Pike.  Scanlan and Vex: She’s not here.  Grog: I don’t care, I just say it anyway.

48 Into the Frostweald

  • (1:03:46) Grog: Hello, my little buddy, Pike! We missed you.

49 A Name is Earned

  • (3:41:29) Grog: You got it, buddy!
  • (4:30:14) Grog: Pike, buddy! Are you all right?

50 Best Laid Plans…

  • (1:46:26) Grog: I’ll [kill Kevdak] with my family. I’ll do it with my buddy, Pike.

59 The Feywild

  • (0:41:07) Grog: BUDDY!  Pike: Hi, buddy!
  • (1:11:13) Grog: Hey, buddy!

71 Vorugal

  • (0:42:00) Grog: Hi, buddy!
  • (0:43:40) Grog: Hey! Buddy!

76 Brawl in the Arches

  • (2:26:43) Grog: I would like to pick up my buddy, Pike, and head for the door.

80 Raishan

  • (2:49:25) Grog: I run to my buddy, Pike. 

Raven Queen Moments

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Raven Queen Moments

Thanks to @shalizeh7for the art!

cipherponyjinx asked: How many times has Vax interacted with the Raven Queen and when?

Anonymous asked: Given the revelation that Vax is now multiclassing as a paladin, can we get a list of all the Raven Queen moments?

Thank you to Andrew C., Dan R., David T., Fletch, icecream-s-coops, @jeritchie3, @melissamelrita, @mrsgoodreaver, Olivia A., and Rosie-lostbetweenthepages for their help compiling this list!

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Scanlan’s Magnificent Mansion

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Anonymous asked: Scanlan’s mansion provides some of the funniest role play from the cast, as well as some of the best moments in the series. Could you list in which episodes Scanlan has cast his glorious mansion?

Scanlan’s house is a very, very, very fine house! It’s got all the chicken you could ever want (and then more chicken beyond that), a spa that can handle an explosion of raw sodium, a kitchen ripe for destroying, a deranged family photo hanging above the fireplace…who could ask for anything more?

Times the mansion has been used: 10

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Quick Answers 24

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A reminder: Before you Ask, please check our FAQ, Running Stats, and Rankings!

Hey guys, thanks for all your hard work! Out of curiosity, do you think you could count the Blindspot references in Critical Role? Sam made a Blindspot pun one episode and I about died.

Thanks! For future reference, we track ALL media-related references over here. Here are the Blindspot ones:

  • (Ep32, 1:18:17) Matt: You’ve been too busy, being in someone’s blind spot
  • (Ep48, 2:37:05) Scanlan: Starring Ashley Johnson: Blindsight.
  • (Ep48, 2:58:13) Sam: Ashley Blindside.  Travis: Blindspot.
  • (Ep59, 1:00:05) Sam: Let Pike get rid of this blind spot so we can all be together again!

As a parallel to “Times a member of Vox Machina has consumed something” you should do a “Times a member of Vox Machina has been consumed” e.g. Grog last session or Scanlan in the ice worm.

Luckily, there haven’t been many times where a member of Vox Machina was consumed by an enemy.

  • Scanlan (Ep39, 0:40:50) Purple Worm
  • Vax’ildan (Ep39, 1:22:34) Frost Worm
  • Vax’ildan and Scanlan (Ep54, 3:09:44) Umbrasyl (though technically they transported themselves into his stomach)
  • Grog (Ep62, 1:14:40) Feymire Crocodile
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Don’t Cry For Me, Vox Machina

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@BananaMcGee1 Here’s a stat for you to find: How many times have any of the players cried on the show?
Anonymous asked: It would be cool to have a list of all the times the cast and characters cried in the show.

Hey, this stuff gets emotional, man.

Thanks to agent-of-chaotic-order, Eric R., @GraphixDave, holpike, i-encourage-violence, icecream-s-coops, @jeritchie3, kevvinn, pbandfluff, Rosie-LostBetweenThePages, Rowena Highlander, @SilentEnGee, vysoren-of-vord, wallflowerwaitlist, and other fantastic critters for their help compiling this list!

Updated through Episode 62

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Clang Clang Clang

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Clang clang clang went the cleric,
Ding ding ding went the gnome,
Bye bye bye went the stealth roll,
All because of her protective chrome…

(With apologies to Judy Garland.)

Thanks to @Clafairified, i-encourage-violence, icecream-s-coops, Mason G., Mel25200, @MysticalSpider, pbandfluff, Ro, Rowena Highlander, @silv3rsing3r, wallflowerwaitlist for their help compiling this list!

Updated through Episode 62

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Bon Appétit

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Anonymous asked: Is there a list of all in-game eating somewhere?

  • Times a member of Vox Machina has consumed something: 95 
  • Times that something was or included alcohol: 36

Thanks to @Clafairified, dialoguesc, Eric R., @GraphixDave, i-encourage-violence, icecream-s-coops, pbandfluff, Rosie-Lostbetweenthepages, Rowena Highlander, @SilentEnGee, @silv3rsing3r, vysoren-of-vord, wallflowerwaitlist, and other fantastic critters for their help compiling this list!

Updated through Episode 62

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Percy’s One-Liners

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Anonymous asked: Would it be possible to make a compilation of Percy’s one-liners?

Thanks to @Clafairifed, Eric R., i-encourage-violence, icecream-s-coops, Kagey Kritter, kevvinn, Mel25200, pbandfluff, Rosie-lostbetweenthepages, Rowena Highlander, @SilentEnGee, @silv3rsing3r, vysoren-of-vord, wallflowerwaitlist and other fantastic critters for their help compiling this list!

Updated through Episode 61

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Vax Walks Away

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Vax would walk 500 miles/And Vax would walk 500 more/Just to be the half-elf who walked 1000 miles/To stealth right through that door.

Thanks to ActualKateBishop, @Clafairifed, dialoguesc, Eric R., i-encourage-violence, icecream-s-coops, Kagey Kritter, Mason G., Mel25200, @OmrJeuss, pbandfluff, Rhazior, Ro, Rowena Highlander, @SilentEnGee, @silv3rsing3r, vysoren-of-vord, and wallflowerwaitlist for their help compiling this list!

Updated through Episode 61

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Salesman Sam

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Crit Role Stats here with Salesman Sam Riegel! Too much quiet on the air? Fill it with merchandise! DM sharing secrets with one but not all? Don’t worry, there’s probably a new t-shirt in the store! Scroll down NOW, and we’ll throw in the complete list of all the times Sam Riegel has attempted to sell something on the stream for the first 60 episodes, absolutely FREE!

Thanks to ActualKateBishop, @BabbaForrest, @EBalensuela, icecream-s-coops, and @Silentengee for their compilation help!

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