Vax and Grog’s Pranks

“He started it!” “AND I’M GOING TO FINISH IT.” “Nuh uh!” “Uh huh!” 

Grog pranks Vax: 7
Vax pranks Grog: 11

Thanks to agent-of-chaotic-order, @BabbaForrest, @EBalensuela, @GraphixDave, holpike, i-encourage-violence, icecream-s-coops, and @SilentEnGee for their help compiling this list!

Updated through Episode 61.

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Feywild Advice

Anonymous asked: What has the party been warned about in the Feywild and what advice have they completely ignored (from Gilmore, Garmelie, Mr. BadDad, Nala, etc)?

Advice Vox Machina has not ignored:

  • Garmelie: These are best to be avoided; they’re mandrakes. (Ep59, 2:55:50).
  • Tirelda: You’ll come upon [The Gilded Run] one way or another, unless you traverse the Green Sea, but that I would not recommend. (Ep60, 1:46:07).
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Sibling Rivalry

Anonymous asked: How many times have Laura and Liam smacked, hit, or shoved each other on the stream?

Thanks to @BabbaForrest, @EBalensuela, Henry Mills, holpike, i-encourage-violence, icecream-s-coops, @jeritchie3, and @SilentEnGee for their help compiling this list!

Updated through Episode 60.

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Salesman Sam

Crit Role Stats here with Salesman Sam Riegel! Too much quiet on the air? Fill it with merchandise! DM sharing secrets with one but not all? Don’t worry, there’s probably a new t-shirt in the store! Scroll down NOW, and we’ll throw in the complete list of all the times Sam Riegel has attempted to sell something on the stream for the first 60 episodes, absolutely FREE!

Thanks to ActualKateBishop, @BabbaForrest, @EBalensuela, icecream-s-coops, and @Silentengee for their compilation help!

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Spells Cast List

In March, we brought you our All Rolls and NPC Lists.  Today, we’re excited to bring you our Spells Cast list!  In it, you’ll find all the spells that Vox Machina and their guests have cast. 

This list wouldn’t be possible without the help of our fantastic volunteers:

Pike's Subrace

didthething asked: Do we know Pike's subrace? In the recent livestream on teamcoco's twitch channel, at around 22:40 on the vod, Ashley mentions how the Trickfoot family is descended from Deep Gnomes.

You are correct! She’s stated in both the intro videos from early in the show’s history and in multiple interviews that Pike is a Deep Gnome. We also know that she speaks Undercommon, which would be featured with her subrace. The full 5e stats can be found in the Elemental Evil companion guide (p5); the Pathfinder version can be found here. (Pike might not have ashy skin, but the other traits still apply!)

Quick Answers 22

We’re always looking for volunteers to rewatch episodes to help us finish our Works in Progress! If you’re interested, message us here or email us at critrolestats@gmail.com.  

Onto the questions!

During Liam’s one shot, was Taliesin’s rod just a catalyst for warlock spells (and if so was he just slinging out eldritch blasts) or the actual tentacle rod item?

From what we can tell, it was just a catalyst for warlock spells.  When he used it, none of the attacks for the tentacle rod were implemented.

Do you have a list of Liam’s bootleg versions of Mercer’s catch-phrases from his one-shot campaign?

  • “You may indubitably give it your best effort.”
  • “You can certainly have at it.”
  • “Do something or Imma pass you by.”
  • “In what manner would you like to kill this?”
  • “Is it the day before Friday yet?”
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Gifts From Orlan

anonymous asked: Vex and Trinkets upgrade with the spirit bear!

From the live show, we know that Trinket now benefits from Vex’s Hunter’s Mark. Based on reports during the Q&A, we also know that if Trinket falls unconscious within 100 feet of Vex and the Raven’s Slumber is unoccupied, he is immediately stabilized (no death saving throws) and put into the crystal. #NoBearLeftBehind

Trinket also has a new ability called Primal Fury that can be used once every short rest. We’ve received multiple submissions from Critters who attended the Q&A, stating that for a single round, Trinket has advantage on his attacks and can crit on a Nat20 or Nat19. Thanks, shibbyrhcp and terjanox!

A Thank You and A Note About Messages

We are incredibly grateful for all the Critters who responded to our call for assistance the other day!  We are so excited at the prospect of finally getting to publish some of these Current Projects. If you’re interested in watching an episode for us, we are always open to more help!  

It’s come to our attention that there is a chance that our Tumblr Ask box has eaten a couple of responses that critters sent. If you sent us a message within the last 24 hours or so about watching an episode, and we didn’t respond, consider emailing us at critrolestats@gmail.com. We’re not ignoring you; the Ask box may have gone Mimic without warning.

If we messaged/emailed you about watching a particular episode, please make sure to message/email us back to confirm.

Thank you, Critters, for your continued support! 

Media References and Puns for Episode 60: Heredity and Hats

Can we all take a moment to appreciate that Keyleth and Percy satisfied the requirements of Garmelie’s deal with a pun?

Media References

  • (0:37:36) Liam: Some people go this way, and some people go that way, and some people go both ways! (The Wizard of Oz)
  • (0:55:49) Liam: *pretend writing* Daaaaaa-rth Vaaaaaa-deeeeeer (Star Wars)
  • (1:05:27) Travis: F***ing Verizon. Liam: Go T-Mobile!  Matt: Go AT–no. NO.
  • (1:10:22) Keyleth: I’m a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. (“Barbie Girl” by Aqua)
  • (1:13:00) Laura: Like a Robin Hood hat?  Like PETER PAN?
  • (1:14:11) Marisha: They stole his Emmy?
  • (1:24:44) Travis: Faunny Tim (A Christmas Carol)
  • (1:25:13) Travis: [It’ll be a] Tarantino film
  • (1:29:53) Laura: I give Trinket a kiss on the nose and put him in the Poké Ball
  • (2:01:08) Matt: You reach into the Syngorian Walmart
  • (2:15:51) Laura: I just thought of the Disney movie and I skipped out. (Tangled)
  • (2:19:21) (after Laura burps) Marisha: That’s Robert Durst s***.
  • (2:24:10) Liam: Don’t talk s*** to grass. *does the The More You Know tune* 

Puns

  • (1:46:36) Percy: Are there rivermen who run boats on the river?  Tyrelda: No, the river tends to run itself.
  • (2:10:50) Percy: Garmelie, let me get this straight: you need a piece of a Threshold Crest? […] Keyleth, the thing we talked about.  Keyleth: And I start casting Stone Shape right under the threshold of the door of the room we’re in.  And I cut out a crest […]  Percy: We break it.  Keyleth: There’s your piece of a threshold crest.
  • (2:18:20) Marisha: I might have to take a hot nap.  Matt: Didn’t you guys just take a hot nap?
  • (2:24:13) Sam: How do you wanna mow this?