Treasure and Free Stuff and Loot, Oh My!

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We posted recently about how much Vox Machina has spent, so we figured it was only fair to track how much they received! If they got it without paying for it, we counted it. Updated to Episode 80

You can click here to find that list.

Thanks to avventurierisenzapaura, @bIu3b1rd, @casey_mca, @ChrisVLinden, clefos, crystallos, cyberwulf, @dancer4813, Felix H., Genny S., gingersoul79, GuardianRoborn, @InvictusRob, @JacobSBrowning, @jgraveart, @jmworland, Josip P., @Ju_Draakje, krutoon, @lukempickles, @Matt_Abernathy, Mikko P., @mirumototairu, @_miss_maria_, Monique S., mthwiz, Nicholas C., @OmrJeuss, @SilentEnGee, sunnydaleworld, Supertoasty, sylgard, themeaningofnight, TimRossio, @unnamemeN, velcroboyfriends, voxmachinamusicfestival, wouldlike2rage, Wren, @ytoti_, zahra-hana, @ZefirynLily, and an Anonymous Retired Marine Critter (thanks to all the Troops!) for their work compiling this list!

I Have No Words

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Anonymous asked: How many times has Matt said “I have no words” or is rendered speechless regarding critter gifts or generosity?

Don’t forget to check out the cast’s charities of choice and 826LA!

Thanks to Brendan G., @ChrisVLinden, crystallos, Eric R., Felix H., gracegraceplant, @1nfamoushero, @Ju_Draakje, @KayleeFayrl, @_miss_maria_, Mikko P., motherhen-bear, @MysticalSpider, Nickel708, @silmarienn, Supertoasty, wouldlike2rage, and zahra-hana for their work compiling this list!

17 Hubris

  • (3:41:12) Matt, overwhelmed by donations: I have no words. I have no words. You guys are ridiculous.

18 Trial of the Take Part 1

  • (0:05:46) Matt: You guys are the best. I have no words.

19 Trial of the Take Part 2

  • (4:26:00) Matt, hand on heart: All you Critters…(chuckle)…no words.

31 Gunpowder Plot

  • (p3. 0:09:00) Matt: I can’t even…
  • (p3. 0:11:34) Matt: I can’t even…
  • (p3. 0:16:05) Matt: I can’t think…
  • (p3. 0:16:50) Matt: I can’t even…
  • (p3. 0:20:31) Travis, to Matt: You’ve lost your word.  Matt, I did.
  • (p3. 1:02:39) Matt: I don’t know…I don’t have words… I’m progressively without words at times like this.
  • (p3. 1:11:35) Matt: That’s…I got nothin’.
  • (p3. 1:13:44) Matt: That’s amazing…I can’t even. I can’t even!

41 In Ruins

  • (4:28:00) Matt: I can’t even, guys… I can’t even…you guys…
  • (4:29:07) Matt: Once again…and perpetually without words to express our gratitude…

50 Best Laid Plans

  • (4:05:13) Liam: And I’m kind of speechless.
  • (4:38:30) Marisha, about the bone comb: I have no words. No words.

78 The Siege of Emon

  • (0:08:29) Matt, by Mark’s generosity: I’m blown away.

Anger & Frustration

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Anonymous asked: How often has Matt described something as replying with or exhibiting “Anger and Frustration”?

Times Matt described someone as a version of ‘angry and frustrated’: 41

Thanks to @1nfamoushero, Alexandra, @AtomicStraw, @dutchcritter, Eric R., freediatonicism, Felix H., i-encourage-peace, @InvictusRob, @JacobSBrowning, @KayleeFayrl, Lucas M., @lukempickles, Mikko P, @_miss_maria_, mthwiz, @MysticalSpider, Nathalie H., Patrick J., Ro, @SaulOrmiston, @SerenitySaber, soaringsparrows, sonataofsilence, Supertoasty, tomcandance, wouldlike2rage, zahra-hana, and other critters for their work compiling these stats!

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It’s Been A Long Day

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Anonymous asked: I’m wondering if you have a count for times someone said, “It’s been a long day.“

Times someone said a version of ‘It’s been a long day’: 36

Thanks to 1001paperboxes, @1nfamoushero, actualkatebishop, @artstoregoth, @BnBGreg, @casey_mca, @ChrisVLinden, Eric R., Greg S., i-encourage-peace, @InvictusRob, krutoon, Lucas M., @MannyTrammell, Mikko P., @_miss_maria_, Nicholas C., @SilentEnGee, themeaningofnight, wouldlike2rage, and zahra-hana for their work compiling this list!

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Circumstance

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Anonymous asked: How many times has Matt said the word “circumstance”?   

Given the circumstances, Matt said ‘circumstance’ 187 times. Updated to Episode 80.

If you would like to see a list of every time our volunteers logged that Matt said “circumstance,” you can click here.

Thanks to @1nfamoushero, Alexandra, @ChrisVLinden, domoman23, Eric R., Felix H., Jane H., @Ju_draakje, @lukempickles, @mangafilipina, @MannyTrammell, Mikko P, @_miss_maria_, Nathalie H., Nickel708, @OwlObscure, Ro, Robin S., @SaulOrmiston, seafaring-stranger, @SilentEnGee, sonataofsilence, Supertoasty, themeaningofnight, @TheRogue1633, velcroboyfriends, wouldlike2rage, Wren, @ytoti_, and zahra-hana for their work compiling this list!

Go Ahead

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Anonymous asked: This could be a massive undertaking, but I’d like to know how many times Matt has said “go ahead” in total, and perhaps an average per episode. Thank you for all your hard work!

Massive undertaking? That’s a massive understatement. Needless to say, we will not be updating this stat in the future. Updated to Episode 80.

  • Total Times Matt said ‘Go(es) Ahead’: 2528
  • Average Per Episode: 31.6

If you would like to see a list of every time our volunteers logged that Matt said ‘Go(es) ahead,” you can click here.

Thanks to @artstoregoth, @casey_mca, @ChrisVLinden, crystallos, @dutchcritter, Eric R., @fancynancypie, Felix H., freediatonicism, icecream-s-coops, @JacobSBrowning, @jmworland, @lukempickles, @_miss_maria_, mthwiz,  @Naialana, @Nickel708, Ro, Robin S., @SaulOrmiston, seafaring-stranger, @SilentEnGee, soaringsparrows, sonataofsilence, sunnydaleworld, Supertoasty, @tct1312, themeaningofnight, @unnamemeN, velcroboyfriends, wouldlike2rage, and @ZefirynLily for their work compiling this list!

Potions Consumed

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Many critters have asked us what potions Vox Machina used, so we’re happy to now present a chart detailing just that! 

Vox Machina’s Potions Consumed Chart

If you ever want to refer back to the chart without trying to find this post, there is a link for it on our Running Stats page.

Thanks to 1001paperboxes, Alexandra, Andrew C., aringtrappedinamber, Brendan G., @c_diercks, Carter M., @ChrisVLinden, @Clafairified, clefos, Danupert, David and Sierra T., Dom W., @dutchcritter, Ethereal S., Fingman133, Genny S., Greg V., @InvictusRob, @JacobSBrowning, @Ju_Draakje, Kayla (Heroic Pages), @melissamelrita, @_miss_maria_, mthwiz, Nickel708, @OmrJeuss, openthepocketwatch, Patrick J., Rae M., @sarabowdridge, @SilentEnGee, sonataofsilence, themeaningofnight, vysoren-of-vord, and @ytoti_ for their work compiling this list!

That’ll Run You...

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Anonymous asked: How many times has Matt, as a merchant NPC, said “That’ll run you….”? 

Thanks to @BnBGreg, @ChrisVLinden, @cwittland, Eric R., gracegraceplant, @JacobSBrowning, jm4ny, @_miss_maria_, motherhen-bear, @OmrJeuss, Ro, @sarabowdridge, Sarah E.H., seafaring-stranger, soaringsparrows, Supertoasty, themeaningofnight, @unnamemeN, wouldlike2rage, Wren, and other critters for their work compiling this list!

01 Arrival at Kraghammer

  • (0:28:35) Adra: …we’re lookin’ at eight rooms separately. That’ll run ya, per evening about 25 gold pieces…
  • (0:56:00) Matt: …it’s an establishment of comfort and ease and will run you both for the evening, as you are not Kraghammer locals, about 30 gold pieces a night.

02 Into the Greyspine Mines

  • (1:01:20) Tremaine: Those’ll run you 1,500 gold pieces each.
  • (1:04:43) Tremaine: The greater healing potions run 300 gold apiece.
  • (1:06:45) Tremaine: That will run you 250 gold per arrow.
  • (1:07:40) Tremaine: They run 500 gold apiece.

14 Shopping and Shipping

  • (2:11:37) Sherri: Currently, those go for about… Those will run you… That’ll be 1500 gold pieces per superior…
  • (2:20:04) Sherri: That ring runs 6500 gold.
  • (2:20:38) Sherri: That one runs 4500.

15 Skyward

  • (0:28:43) Gilmore: First off, the ring that we discussed as our original deal…the price would run you about 1750 gold pieces.

22 AraMente to Pyrah

  • (1:06:06) Traveling salesman: This one…would run you a, uh, 500 gold pieces.
  • (1:07:17) Traveling salesman: This, I say, will run you a simple, uh, 6000 gold pieces.

23 The Rematch

  • (2:11:02) Victor: For the barrel, the barrel! That’ll run you *does math in the air* 4623 gold pieces!

24 The Feast

  • (1:01:10) Sherri: These will run you about 200 gold apiece.

65 The Streets of Ank’Harel

  • (3:52:20) Curiosity shop merchant: …that would run you 275 gold pieces.

67 The Chase to Glintshore

  • (1:00:32) Treev: That’ll run ya., for full disillusion or whatever you need, 750 gold.
  • (2:02:49) Matt: And that’s gonna run you about 60 gold.

Quick Answers 43

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What level Wizard is Shaun Gilmore? And what wizard school does he study?

He’s a sorcerer, confirmed by Matt.

Where did Vax get the Potion of Invulnerability he used during the Thordak fight?

In Vorugal’s lair (Episode 72, 0:59:00).

Was it ever known where the cast used to play D&D before the stream?

According to Liam in episode 12, past games took place “in the dark and fantastical cave, also known as Travis’s dining room.” This doesn’t mean ALL games were there, but we can assume a good portion were there.

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Media References and Puns of Episode 80: Raishan

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I do not like red eggs and ham; I do not like them, Stats I am.

Media References:

  • (0:00:40) Matt: Sponsored, instead, by viewers like you. (Public Radio/TV)
  • (0:01:07) Marisha: Oprah.
  • (0:04:40) Taliesin and Marisha: Do you believe in life after love? (“Believe” by Cher)
  • (0:13:33) Liam: Spider!Percy is my favorite Percy.  *Taliesin does Spider-Man web shooting motions*  Marisha: Spider!Percy! Spider!Percy!
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Shop at Gilmore’s!

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metrognomefamily asked: How many times has the group told people to go to Gilmore’s Glorious Goods?               

Fun fact: Vox Machina receives a 10% discount on all items from Gilmore’s Glorious Goods, and advertised for the store in 10% of Critical Role episodes! Updated to Episode 80.

Thanks to @allessier, @c_diercks, @ChrisVLinden, @dutchcritter, Eric R., @SilentEnGee, and other critters for their work compiling this list!

Times that Vox Machina advertised for Gilmore’s Glorious Goods: 8

24 The Feast

  • (2:17:37) Vex’ahlia: Also, Gilmore’s Glorious Goods!  Scanlan: Oh, yes!  Gilmore’s: if you’re ever Overdark, come check it out, it’s a great, great store.

25 Crimson Diplomacy

  • (2:34:02) Scanlan: One more thing before we leave. If you need any items, be they gear or blades, go to Gilmore’s; Gilmore’s Glorious Goods-today!  Tiberius: You don’t have to sell it.  Scanlan: We’re supposed to plug him, right? I don’t know.

31 Gunpowder Plot

  • (p1. 2:00:40) Sam to Laura: Don’t forget to tell them about Gilmore’s Glorious Goods [before shooting the guards]! We’re supposed to advertise!

37 A Musician’s Nostalgia

  • (1:43:48) Scanlan: Have a good day. And remember: shop at Gilmore’s Glorious Goods!

39 Omens

  • (2:04:35) Sam: If you haven’t read the comics, check ‘em out on geekandsundry.com!  Taliesin: While you’re there, spend some money at Gilmore’s Glorious Goods!  Gilmore’s where…all of your magical items…can be procured.

41 In Ruins

  • (0:31:05) Grog/Travis: Don’t forget to visit Gilmore’s Glorious Goods.  Sam: That’s not a real place, Travis.  It doesn’t exist.

42 Dangerous Dealings

  • (0:32:50) Travis: Remember to shop at Gilmore’s Ruined Rubble! […]  Taliesin: For all your reclaimed wood needs! […]  Travis: An endless supply of pavers and gravel.  Sam: Gilmore’s Building Supplies.  Travis: All your home improvement needs.

45 Those Who Walk Away…

  • (0:45:56) Vex’ahlia: Gilmore!  Gilmore’s Glorious Goods!  Wonderful place to buy all sorts of products, if it was still standing.