Who Wore it Better: Boots of Haste

wallflowerwaitlist asked: The twins argue a lot over using the Boots of Haste. In Episode 82, Vax said that he is statistically more effective with them. Do we have any statistical evidence on which twin really has been more effective with them in the past, or even hypothetically?

Short Version: It depends heavily on the situation.

Long Version: There are a number of factors to consider here, because some of this depends on how we view ‘effective.’ Let’s break it down by what the boots are able to do.

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Media References and Puns of Episode 83: The Deceiver’s Stand

Fun fact: This is the 5th time “Pow Pow” has been referenced on Critical Role!

Media References

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Quick Answers 46

If Vax gets surprise with all those nice assassin bonuses, how much damage (on average), can we expect him to do?

For the sake of this, we’ll say that Vax attacked immediately in order to get a surprise attack, and didn’t have time to cast Hunter’s Mark.

  • 42 (Sneak Attack) + 4 Slashing + 8 Psychic + 8 + 16 Divine Smite  = 78 Average Crit Damage
  • 42 (Sneak Attack) + 4 Piercing + 8 Psychic + 8 + 10 (Sharpshooter) = 72 Average Crit Damage

What is the max damage Vax has done?

Vax’s most damaging single attack was in Episode 79 (2:12:09), dealing 102 damage against Thordak. For any damage related questions, check out either our All Rolls chart, Average/Total Damage Dealt chart, or Damage Taken chart over on our Running Stats page!

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What Does Vox Machina Have Left? Raishan Edition, Part II

Coming off of an intense struggle against a weave of undead, Vox Machina stands ready to face Raishan!

Thanks to @amandammcclain (All graphics), artworkofolivia (Keyleth), daranthaart (Grog), dearhadrian (Raishan-card), ioana-muresan (Kerrek), kupieckorzenny (Vax), Megzilla87 (Allura), naddya (Pike and Scanlan), naomi-makes-art (Percy), offbeatworlds (Vox Machina), pencilpixie (Vex and Trinket), ryanismynamee (Raishan-group graphic), and vivikv (Kima) for use of their artistic talents!

Quick Answers 45

I’m looking for all of the items offered by party members as part of the skill check ritual through Revivify.

  • Vex:
    • Kashaw: Diamonds to commence ritual
    • Percy: Whitestone Residuum
    • Zahra: Moonstone from Staff
    • Vax’ildan: Vax’ildan
  • Grog:
    • Scanlan: Potion of Fire Giant Strength
    • Vex’ahlia: Ale
    • Vax’ildan: Prayer to Raven Queen
  • Percy:
    • Vex’ahlia: Whitestone residuum and plea to stay
    • Pike: Divine Intervention
    • Keyleth: Crow skull/flock of crows/use of raven wings
  • Vex:
    • Pike: Lock of hair
  • Scanlan:
    • Pike: Plea that she can’t raise Kaylie alone
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Media References and Puns of Episode 81: What Lies Beneath The Surface

Just putting this out there, artists: We’d love to see art of Grog as the slow-rolling Scrooge McDuck.

Media References

  • (0:27:37) Marisha: Call the locksmith! (Robin Hood: Men in Tights)
  • (0:46:30) Vax: I wasn’t about to sit back and listen to her Scooby Doo monologue.
  • (0:57:18) Grog: Flash.  Others: Aaahhh! (“Flash” by Queen)
  • (0:58:11) Liam: ROTHFUSSSSSSSSS! (The Big Bang Theory)
  • (0:58:15) Patrick: I was sent here by Aquisitions, Inc.  Matt: The last thing you hear is the laughter of a one-armed man in the distance.
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Media References and Puns of Episode 80: Raishan

I do not like red eggs and ham; I do not like them, Stats I am.

Media References:

  • (0:00:40) Matt: Sponsored, instead, by viewers like you. (Public Radio/TV)
  • (0:01:07) Marisha: Oprah.
  • (0:04:40) Taliesin and Marisha: Do you believe in life after love? (“Believe” by Cher)
  • (0:13:33) Liam: Spider!Percy is my favorite Percy.  *Taliesin does Spider-Man web shooting motions*  Marisha: Spider!Percy! Spider!Percy!
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What Does Vox Machina Have Left? Raishan Edition

Here we are, fresh into 2017 and fresh out of the fire into the frying pan! Wait, that’s not how it goes… Regardless, this is how we enter tonight’s episode 80!

Thanks to @amandammcclain, @DNShraider, @TobilTop, @sketchingsprw, @doodlebugarts, @kiwiwola, @strayliger, @TheRequiemMan, @PettyArtist, @iorverth, @KirbishArt, @impishcomics, and @tresselorner for use of their artistic talents!

Family.

brotherkash asked: If it’s not too much to ask, and if it’s not already out there, is there a way to know how many times someone has referred to Vox Machina as a family?

Voxhona means family. Probably.

Thanks to @BnBGreg, @c_diercks, @ChrisVLinden, crystallos, domomon23, Eric R., @InvictusRob, jm4ny, @jmworland, Lucas M., @MannyTrammell,  @_miss_maria_, MJG, @OwlObscure, Patrick J., Ro, Sarah E.H., @SaulOrmiston, @SilentEnGee, sonataofsilence, wouldlike2rage, and other critters for their work compiling this list! Updated to Episode 79.

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She’s Vex, He’s Vax.

vcxahlia asked: How many times have people mixed up Vax and Vex? I feel like that would be a good stat to have.
scaraman2112 asked:How many times has Matt confused Vex and Vax?
Anonymous asked: Hi just wanted to say thank you for all the work you guys do But now here is the question how many times mas matt mistaken vax for vex and vex for vax coz like omg its soooooooooooooo easy to remember XD      

Oh, soooooooooooooo easy. It’s not vaxing vexing at all. In fact, we went ahead and just tracked every time it happened to anyone. Wait… Is it Vex or…

Thanks to actualkatebishop, Brendan G., @cwittland, @dutchcritter, @EBalensuela, Eric R., @InvictusRob, @jgraveart, @jmworland,  KageyKritter, mooberg, @mrsgoodreaver, mthwiz, @nakedinahat, René B., @silmarienn, @unnamemeN, and @ytoti_ for their work compiling this list!

Times twins’ names mixed up on Critical Role: 58
Updated through Episode 79.

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Haste

We’ve gotten a few questions about the mechanics of Haste as of late, so rather than trying to answer them individually, we’ve opted to make a post about it.

Haste is a condition in D&D 5e that affords the player “an additional action that can be used to Attack (one weapon attack only), Dash, Disengage, Hide, or Use an Object action.” Additionally, the player’s AC is increased by 2, their speed is doubled, and they have advantage on Dexterity saving throws (PHB 250). In the battle against Thordak, Vax drank a potion of Haste, while Vex attuned to the Boots of Haste. Vex also used the Boots of Haste in Episode 54 against Umbrasyl. Both twins made good and creative use of the benefits of Haste, including:

  • Attacking an extra attack per round (Dagger Dagger Dagger, anyone?)
  • Casting a spell that takes an action and still attacking as a hasted action
  • Drinking the potion of haste (action), activating wings (hasted action), and casting a bonus action spell like Hunter’s Mark

We were also asked if the Boots of Haste have changed in function since the start of the show, considering the item comes from Pathfinder (which does not have the attunement mechanic). While Vax has used them the same manner from the beginning as Vex and he do now, the Boots have picked up the attunement requirement.

There’s one potential caveat to Haste that we’ve never seen in Critical Role, mainly because there’s never been an opportunity to see if it’s implemented: When Haste wears off, the character “can’t move or take actions until after its next turn, as a wave of lethargy sweeps over it” (PHB 250). The only opportunity where we could have seen this effect was during the second Battle Royale, but that’s enough of a special circumstance that we aren’t taking it under consideration for this.

We’ll talk later this week about where Vox Machina stands at the beginning of Episode 80, but needless to say, that would be a very unfortunate side effect to deal with in the middle of a battle with, say, an ancient green dragon.