Media References and Puns of 3-059 Somewhere Out There

Media References and Puns of 3-059 Somewhere Out There

Thanks to @revel-arts for this art piece!

A pun so nice she said it thrice.

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The Eyes of Nein

Several critters have asked where all of the Nein have their Somnovem-gifted eyes. We’ve also been keeping our eyes on the eyes; here’s the list. Updated to 2-138.

Beau

  1. (2-122, 3:31:18) Back of left hand

  2. (2-126, 0:15:28) Back of neck

  3. (2-135, 0:17:14) Center, upper sternum

Caduceus

  1. (2-138, 1:21:23) Center, upper sternum

Caleb

  1. (2-122, 3:32:19) Right shoulder, just above where the bicep and deltoid meet

  2. (2-126, 0:15:06) Middle of back, between shoulder blades

  3. (2-135, 0:18:05) Palm of left hand

  4. (2-138, 3:01:43) Over the heart

Fjord

  1. (2-138, 1:16:56) Palm of left hand

Jester

  • None

Veth

  1. (2-138, 1:15:58) Center of forehead

Yasha

  • None

Essek

  1. (2-138, 1:18:59) Right shoulder blade

What Does The Mighty Nein Have Left: Entering the Astral Sea

What Does The Mighty Nein Have Left: Entering the Astral Sea

Thanks to @42paintbrushes for this art piece!

Following the intuit charge Lucien set to give the Nein a taste of their own medicine, and their encounter with Lucien’s elemental ticker taker, the only member of the Mighty Nein at full strength is Caleb… because he’s a sheep.

As a note, the Mighty Nein leveled up! We’ve incorporated their new hit points into their totals under the assumption that they added those hit points to both their total and current hit point count. Often, new abilities and spells gained from a level up don’t take hold until the next long rest, but we don’t know if they’ll choose to abide by that or not.

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Media References and Puns of 2-125 The Neverending Day

Media References and Puns of 2-125 The Neverending Day

Thanks to @TriaElf9 for this art piece!

"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. And this. And this.
But I WANT IT BACK."

Media References

  • (0:00:41) Sam: Based on the animated series, The Dragon Prince.

  • (0:01:33) Sam: I call it Cyberpunk 1977. Mooching off the unparalleled success of Cyberpunk 2077, a cherished video game that left everyone completely satisfied…

  • (0:02:32) Sam: Yeah, looking dolled up like Alan Alda. I’ll fill up my Ford Pinto.

  • (0:02:52) Sam: Now I’m as fast as that brand new airplane, the Concorde.

  • (0:17:48) Matt: Not quite Gollum-esque…

  • (0:54:20) Travis: *singing* Give me something good. (“Tell Me Something Good” by Rufus ft. Chaka Khan)

  • (0:57:44) Taliesin: I think putting Voldemort in Skeletor is not necessarily the best…

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Media References and Puns of 2-111 New Homes and Old Friends

Media References and Puns of 2-111 New Homes and Old Friends

Meow we suggest the bug-topped pancakes with a side of blueberries, purrhaps? They're clawfully delicious, if we may be so furward.

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Volunteers Needed!

Update: While we're still in the thick of it, at this time, all slots have been claimed by volunteers. Thanks to everyone who is working on these, and to everyone for their interest!


Are you:

  • Sad at the lack of a new Critical Role episode tonight?

  • Interested in watching or reading a transcript of an episode of Critical Role this week?

Then have we got a volunteer opportunity for you! We need help tracking The Mighty Nein’s spending. If you’re interested, here’s what we need you to do:

  • Send us an email at critrolestats @ gmail. com letting us know you’re interested in helping.

  • We’ll respond as soon as we can with an episode assignment and a link to a Google Sheet for you to fill out with your findings.

  • You can read through the episode’s transcript, available on the Critical Role Wiki, or watch an episode (1-51 here or 52-77 here)

    • You can listen to a podcast version, but be aware that the timestamps are different, and we need the ones corresponding to the YouTube video.

  • Record your findings in the provided Google Sheet and let us know you’re done (or if you’re interested in picking up another episode)!

Search for Bob Masterpost

Search for Bob Masterpost

Thanks to @AlexielApril for this art piece!

Wow, it’s been awhile since we last saw Vox Machina!

Media References

  • (0:11:05) Taliesin: I’ve heard Scrappy Doo in every D&D game.

  • (0:20:07) Liam: She’s a striking, beautiful dark haired woman.  Taliesin: Strikes everyone. (Eddie Izzard)

  • (0:25:17) Matt: I’m envisioning a Subway sandwich artist and there’s too much stuff in the sandwich, and they’re trying to hold it closed.

  • (0:28:34) Matt: ...in a very Simba fashion…  Travis: Simba! It is time! (The Lion King)

  • (0:29:12) Travis: Who’s up for Le’veon Bell?

  • (0:44:18) Sam: *singing* Scrying eyes! (“Private Eyes” by Hall & Oates)

  • (0:44:55) Scam:  *singing* Scrying eyes!  Travis: *singing* They’re watching you! (“Private Eyes” by Hall & Oates)

  • (0:48:29) Ashley: what if he’s just like Little Mermaid?

  • (0:51:56) Sam: It’s called The Secret. If you think about something, you just envision it.

  • (0:55:47) Liam: *singing* It’s been awhile! (Staind)

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What We Know About Xhorhas

What We Know About Xhorhas

Thanks to @binwizard for this art piece!

The Mighty Nein are heading into the neighboring country of Xhorhas, a land shrouded in mystery and fear, in order to rescue Yeza. Ahead, we lay out everything we know so far about the Dwendalian Empire’s foe, and Yasha’s homeland. We’ve compiled a relevant quote compendium that you can also read through here.

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What We Know About Caleb and Nott: Update

What We Know About Caleb and Nott: Update

Thanks to @paulinarosecos for this art piece!

Hello, lore drop!

Our post last week had to assume that Nott was telling the truth, and likewise, this week we have to assume she was telling the truth when she was talking to the Nein in Episode 49… which means that we have to clarify some past lies that she’s told. She did a fair amount of mixing in parts of the truth to her previous stories, but they didn’t necessarily happen quite the way she initially told them. In response to Nott’s story and the events revealed in Episode 48, Caleb let a few additional bombs drop, some of which were new to us and the Mighty Nein. (Subheadings link to timestamped transcriptions of interest.)

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